get stuffed on the good stuff edi
/balk/
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don't drink the night before
Post feet of sister
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nigga i don't even know who you are, what do you mean you love me?
Пий coк oт бypкaн c киceли кpacтaвички. Works every time
Шa пpoбвaм.
Turshiq sok
>there are criminals posting itt
Бaницa c aйpян
>tfw no slovene bf
gay ass nigga
I REALLY LIKE YOUR FLAG
Queen
Daily reminder that Attila the hun was Bulgarian. The blood of the HVNS is SEETHING through my veins.
Water
Some drug for headache
a huge meal unless you're still vomiting
>You wake up in Skoplje in 1944
>You wake up in Skopje in 2020
I'm ketofag, I can't eat carbs for another weekb or so.
I'll focus on drinking airian, pickle juice and water.
drink tsipouro
>You wake up in Cкoпйe in 1941
Rob a casino
Based
Kad smo bili Srbi
>tfw you'll never see Bulgarian constantinople
During his short reign the Byzantine emperor Alexander (r. 912–913) provoked a conflict with the Bulgarian monarch Simeon I (r. 893–927). Simeon I, who had long harboured ambitions to claim an imperial title for himself, took the opportunity to wage war.[1][2] With the Byzantine Empire in disarray following Alexander's death in June 913, the Bulgarians reached Constantinople unopposed and forced the regency of the infant Constantine VII (r. 913–959) to recognize Simeon I as emperor (in Bulgarian, Tsar).[3] Following a palace coup in 914, the new Byzantine regency revoked the concessions to the Bulgarians and summoned the whole army, including the troops in Asia Minor, to deal with the Bulgarian threat once and all. In the decisive battle of Achelous in 917 the Byzantine forces were completely annihilated, leaving the Bulgarians in charge of the Balkans.[4] Their annual campaigns reached the walls of Constantinople and the Isthmus of Corinth. All subsequent attempts to confront the Bulgarian army at Katasyrtai, Aquae Calidae and Pegae ended in defeat.[5]
бeгaй бe плaнинcкa цpнчyгa
After the victory Simeon I sent letters to the Ecumenical Patriarch Nicholas Mystikos and Romanos' co-emperor Constantine VII[a] to propose peace negotiations. However, his intention was to prolong the negotiations until the return of his envoys to the Fatimids.[13] While Simeon I and Nicholas Mystikos exchanged letters the military actions continued. In a few weeks the Bulgarian army captured Adrianople, the most important city in Byzantine Thrace.[14] The fall of Adrianople raised fears in Constantinople that a Bulgarian assault of the city was imminent. The Byzantines tried to intimidate Simeon I by threatening to incite the Magyars, the Pechenegs and Kievan Rus' to attack Bulgaria from the north-east, as they had done in the war of 894–896.[15][16] Simeon I knew that these were empty words because the Byzantine Empire was in no position to carry out these threats.[17]
In the meantime, the Bulgarian envoys received a warm welcome by al-Mahdi. The Fatimid caliph accepted the Bulgarian terms and sent his own emissaries to Simeon I. However, on the way back their ship was captured by the Byzantines, who managed to outbid the Bulgarians and distract a Fatimid attack.[18] The Bulgarians remained in control of most of the Balkans, annexing Byzantium's ally Serbia in 924, but without naval support were unable to launch a decisive attack on Constantinople. The war continued until the death of Simeon I in 927, when his son Peter I (r. 927–969) concluded a peace treaty with the Byzantines, who recognized the imperial title of the Bulgarian monarchs and the complete independence of the Bulgarian Orthodox Church as an autocephalous Patriarchate in return for most of Simeon I's conquests in Thrace after 917.[19]
>tfw Slonis magyars were always a bottombitch vassal
What's not to understand there?
>selling out conquered lands for a meme emperor title
Yep, that's a pretty Bulgarian thing to do
last chance to take it and you screwed it up. bravo
i don't see the point of taking it, let the greeks have it
>at the bank
>talk with security guy
>"Haha Zaev is a man of his word, he promised he'll keep and return the young here and he did (so they can slave here for 200-300€)"
>"coronavirus? it's politics, made in a lab 100%"
>*blox your path*
>Zaev is a man of his word
>he returned the young here
H-he's just making a joke, right? Nobody is this dumb, right?
>We
Greeks fucked it up not us. We could've taken it together with the Greeks.
lol no you can't take Tsarigrad without a navy
people are low IQ, what's new?
>The Byzantines tried to intimidate Simeon I by threatening to incite the Magyars, the Pechenegs and Kievan Rus' to attack Bulgaria from the north-east, as they had done in the war of 894–896
Do I have to remind you that we fucked your boipuccies all the way down to Dristra and occupied the Pannonian basin permanently that time, and only then were we forced to retreat by Pechenegros but still managed to BTFO the Bulgarian army in Tiszántúl (all the way to the Romanian border) and South Transylvania? Also attacking Bulgaria was very much in our interest, that's how politics work.
>In 2123 , there will be a war between small nations. Powerful nations will not intervene. In 2125, Hungary will receive signals from space. (future of humanity)
Das Rite
>be bugar
>start chest thumping "ME PRUSSIA OF BALKANS"
>sperg at everyone around
>lose the only.chance to get the city
SAD!
Bulgarians and Hungarians are brothers! No more in fighting.
Yeah, remind us, triaAnon.
>le Trianon amirite
Cringy and underage general, mpye.
the most retarded thing anyone has ever done in history. bulgaria and serbia were russia's puppets, they could have just let them take it. bulgaria taking it was the same as russia taking it.
Greece has one you retard
I cant tell since wars between us and you are irrelevant here. History books here center around our wars with the Byzantines solely.
Imagine the communications back then, one letter takes 2 weeks from A to B at best, with the information possibly being outdated as fuck
whoops i misread what you wrote
>On 17 November [O.S. 4 November] 1912, the offensive against the Çatalca Line began, despite clear warnings from Russia that if the Bulgarians occupied Constantinople it would attack them.
Nigger watch at the map. What was agreed upfront and what the Serbs decided to just keep. Of course this will lead to war and they knew it, hence they made a secret agreement with Greece. If the Balkans wouldve worked together Constantinople wouldve fallen, Ottomans were in disarray
The based Russian friends, show this to Nojkovic for him to see how appreciated the Balkans in Russia were.
shotglass of vodka with a teaspoon of black pepper powder added, stir well and drink in one gulp
not a joke, works well
I am Nojle and Russia was based for doing that.
retards
nojkovic posted it
>It would attack them
We crushed Russia in WW1, should've let them attack.
Do you mean that single cavalry skirmish?
Who was the Bulgarian king again that was thought to be Attila or the son of Attila, he became 300 years old?
What is this cringe perfume advertising I see "Ultra Masculine". Ultra masculine my ass, real men don't use perfumes.