/brit/

poof

going away for a while until janny cleans the catalogue

just passed an elephant lads

you cant say that word

cute looking gentlemen

Is he save?

Furthest north I've been is watford, shannot go further

well it's not good news

vaginas

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Elizabeth II represents decolonization and britain taking a back seat in world affairs and being essentially unable to act unilaterally

why would leftists hate her

if he dead, I express sadness from Japan

already done the state mandated walk

of course its a coincidence you spastic cunt

dat bulk

I've had these feelings before, maybe I control the Universe

Which colour would look better with my brown skin?

hollisterco.com/shop/uk/p/ribbed-knit-a-line-dress-38606819?categoryId=85611&seq=02&faceout=model1

they confirmed a dog having it in February and a cat in march
calm down, it's false positives because of the huge number of coronaviruses that infect all animals and have done for centuries

Feel bad for this guy, he looks like a nice bloke and he got absolutely torn to shreds online

It's true, so many people have said something like "I wish people would stop breaking the rules so lockdown will be over quicker!!"
Yeah then what???

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imageboard not linkboard

is the public praying for based Boris in the UK?

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no vaccine is possible

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if you do you're pretty kind to me cause i've got a fucking sick life, absolutely bang on

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those buttons are working harder than the NHS

anyone know if you can put an odd amount on your electricity like 6 quid?

BLACK
Black always looks good on light brown and white skin tones.

>This is the first time that any of us know of anywhere in the world that a person infected the animal and the animal got sick

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this you pal?

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probably

no

thats a jungian synchronicity

normal people dont want others to die simply for disagreeing with them
people who feel this way live in bubbles of equally hate filled people on reddit, twitter or Yas Forums etc

>pay-as-you-go electricity

Ye
Even twitter, a den of poisonous lefties, is mostly wishing him the best and a speedy recovery, with only a tiny minority of crazies hoping he dies

>a tiger
Lmaoooo somebody has some explaining to do

6 is even retard

post more

screaming

this is what moni wants to buy. Imagine him in that

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word on the street is, there's a virus going around
be careful lads

Covid-19 doesn't mess about

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hope there's a few security guards and jannies that are allowed to patrol the empty high street otherwise the chavs will wreck the place

i meant odd as in not in increments of 5 you virgin

black

my gf is indian and I know you're never meant to wear that sort of coral colour it doesnt go

he doesn't give a shit about some seething internet children's opinions, probably doesn't even know. He's busy orchestrating coups, consuming adrenochrome and performing satanic blood-letting rituals

Visitors pack Anhui province's Huangshan mountain park on April 4, exceeding the visitor limit of 20,000 before 8 a.m..

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laptop has been “updating” for the past hour + however much it took to realise i was still posting in the old thread (single linkers deserve the rope) so i’m stuck with you freaks

the dream

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BoJo leading by example and establishing herd immunity in the UK. Good Man.

It's literally wrong though
Hong Kong tested dogs of coronavirus patients and found 2 to have it
One got sick
Belgium tested a cat of a coronavirus patient that had gotten sick and it also had it
These are easily sourced using the outlet of your choice cause it was everywhere but I'm going to try and use a source less likely to be immediately abtted down by partisan voices

nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12322759

want Boris to die but only so more anti-foreign sentiment, especially anti-chinese, rises up in Britain

thats not the definition of odd numbers

Thank you, your opinion is worth more than

I imagine it will look something like this (but brown obviously)

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His name is Amer

Looks like Asda at 8am

tf you mean torn to shreds he got memed but in a friendly way like Harold or so

animals have had it but it hasn't transmitted human > animal before
get so far to fuck

literally why?

What happened to the duh trip

Boris dies and Labour will win whenever the next election is. Cummings will be sacked, Sunak will be put in charge after a blitzkrieg of cringe Boomer advertising and the Tories will lose.

mad how they can be worried enough to wear a mask but not worried enough to stay at home

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go fuck yourself you horrid little brown globin

MAMMA MIA

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It'll be back April 8th

I pray to Allah five times a day to keep our great leader healthy

>porn made me a tranny

Boris will serve Rorke in death more than he ever could in life

grim

Just reported someone for stepping out their front door to put something in their green wheelie bin

>android users

hmmm

oh no no no

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Screaming

And you'll win the lottery and you'll marry a princess and unicorns will begin to frolic in the land again and everything will be paradise, are those the next things that happen in your utterly deluded fantasy?

>Health officials in Belgium say a pet cat appears to have contracted COVID-19 from her owner, though they emphasized human-to-pet transmission seems to be extremely rare.
>The owner of the cat had recently tested positive for the virus. It is reported that the cat developed breathing difficulties and diarrhoea one week later. Vets at the University of Liège, Belgium then tested the cat for SARS-CoV-2 and subsequently detected the viral genome in vomit and a stool sample.
Can you be quiet now if you're not going to actually read stuff

>middle-aged
>former smoker
>overweight
>drinking problem
>congenital ear malformation prone to infectious diseases

Will he make it, lads?

IT REALLY DO BE LIKE THAT

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Refuse to believe these are real.

>sunak
it would be gove, the mps will choose like they did with May and Gove is clearly boris's main concern

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Billboard_Hot_100_number-ones_by_British_artists
doing a read

haha hmmm

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 52% (+4)
LAB: 28% (-)
LDEM: 8% (-2)
GRN: 5% (-1)

Labour have a long way to go, reckon Boris dying might even give the tories a boost through the martyr effect

if it can jump from animal to animal, what does that mean for us (humans)? is it unstoppable?

Isnt this the fella that posted that he was gunna get fucked in his new vagina in 2020

finna blow my brains out

death to america

Should I avoid this colour too?

It's half price

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>headmates
ok so it's an actual schizo

why do you all want a gf
do you know that you have less free time then?
do you know that gfs cost money (food, visits to places that cost money etc)

don't let your dreams be dreams

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Wait... Moni looks like THIS?!?

yo that's rude.

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as if that was the most unrealistic part of his post that needed pointing out it wouldn't happen lmao

wait so is boris actually dying

Get the feeling Gove would be fairly competent as PM but he would struggle to win an election

When Boris pulls through he'll be seen as a hero to the average joe and voter

>appears
literally just guesswork

burgundy would be a good colour

exactly the same as the tiger incident lol

>>>lolcow
>>>crystal.cafe

pretty much it's learning all the time

what a strange sentence

On one hand - it's just the flu lmao
On the other hand no one goes to the hospital on a sunday night just "for checks"

working from home is the fucking tits lads
literally just in the spare room in my slippers, vibing to lofi, cranking out some CSS
'avin' a mental time

>gay disaster
couldn’t have put it better

validation
company
parents would be happy/proud

it's not true until beeb can confirm

this is actually pretty funny

Yes, many companies are introducing a 2M distancing when it's shown the virus can travel further than that

that jackbox game is fun as fuck with a load of discord folks

not saying I want it to happen but if Boris croaks it before his child is born it'll be the perfect tragic origins for a future Prime Minister.
Boris Johnson The Younger he shall be known as, and he'll Make England Great Again

someone say the n word

I highly doubt porn can make you mentally ill

gay mermen

just said it

he was rushed to the hospital Sunday evening that's not done for any routine tests

Either he needs o2 or a vent or he needs testing because they suspect he has organ failure

creaming my boxers thinking about Prime Minister Micheal Gove

What's monis reddit need to see how the tits are going

It can easily do that

potion seller refusing to sell me potions lads

welcome to the new reality

tf is a muskslut

poleyboo i think

It's just me and the kids from now on

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youtube.com/watch?v=UlmORqMze-0
choon

Nonce

you don't want to know

we will meet again

He's the most hideous looking creature on the planet. I know we can't expect lookers from the inbred ruling class, but come on we need some standards. Somebody who wouldn't look like Macrons ugly retarded younger brother in a photo

walmart has George just like asda mad that eh

shes turned the weans against us

Either a smell/odour fetishist or someone who is sexually attracted to Elon Musk

no but tell me anyway

already seen the mutilations those terminally mentally ill freaks undergo so it can't be worse

have you lads ever had a wank in a public toilet?

this is how i imagine rorke looks

Noticed alot of people calling it just The Virus now instead of Corona

for me it's trembling in fear in my underground bunker while COVID-19 wipes out all remaining life on the surface

I coined the term "/brit/"

almost like walmart owns asda

Any more tim pics like this?

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for me it's the same but also getting bombarded by a high viral load of tranny threads

no, fuck off

preparing for Halloween already?

No I did it’s mine

yeah loads

honestly the queen surviving this and all other mad wars and events isn't impressive when she has a whole team architecture of the state built around defending her . anyone would survive in those circumstances

I coined the term "lad"

I'm like a bird on a wire lads

what’s the context of this photo?

i termed the coin

I don’t know, that’s why I asked

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but george started at asda and transferred in the opposite direction from the merger . you'd expect walmart as the bigger more successful enterprise to have a clothing brand that to roll out for asda not the other way round

I minted the first /brit/ coins, they're still accepted in some pubs in Somerset

what is lowkey little on main
feel like a boomer because I don't understand gay mental patient lingo