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Found your local marmite manufacturor

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suggest me something you have watched lately and it was awesome.
Dubs only (and no discussion, I do agree that subs are better, but due to some circumstances I need to watch dubs)

does guinness count as discount kvass?

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Which is your favorite?

I don't think so. Never had guinness

co...ck...s

If it is dubs I cannot recommend anything

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>never had guinness
a travesty of the worst kind, have you even had sex?

NHK ni youkoso or Nichijou

I like Nichijou too, it's a bit like Azumanga Daioh and not as crazy as Lucky Star.

of course not. What do you think of me lol

it's not that great, you should try Lithuanian beer

here *sip*
have a guinness, it'll help your shag credentials

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Redpill me on these. If everyone hates it why is it a thing? Is it an acquired taste?

>not as crazy as Lucky Star.
youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Et0a8fnuw

They're both the exact same thing just different brand. Its not even a cola vs pepsi sort of deal they are literally the same.

youtube.com/watch?v=1Xea5iXmdK4

I wish I could but none are sold here :( any good brands?

>Is it an acquired taste?
yes and no, people who are new to it often lather it on like chocolate and then complain that the taste is too strong.

treat it like pure salt and you'll be fine. lather it on toast that's had the butter melt into it.

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What does it taste like?

don't listen to they're about as similar as aussies and kiwis if i had to be fair. one's a bitter salty shit treacle and the other is a tangy salty paste.

>yeast extract
Sounds like bitter stuff.

I imagine its what eating ass is like. Its not particularly good but you always go back for more.

>not particularly good
It's god damn good you heathen.

No its not you just think its good; exactly the same logic as when you're eating a hot girls ass.

Move over faggots

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No, it is legitimately good.

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*citation needed
bet it has a made in china label you winnie the flu

Vegemite is a low test version of Marmite that is watered down with dingo urine to appease the poof pallet. I tried vegemite when I was a kid once and after 2 seconds I was trying my hardest to get the taste out of my mouth cause it was so foul. Never again.

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It actually has a made in Australia label, but you wouldn't know anything about that. You might want to stick with your precious normiemite

>claims something is low test
>by claiming something is so foul he couldnt over come it

whos the feminine one here, kiwi?

user, come have coffee with me. With lots and lots of extra milk.

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damn, that looks delicious. but its 5am and i should sleep soon, should i really?

>milk
No, thanks

ok brb

I honestly don't know what store brands to recommend, I guess they're all fine if rather blander like all popular beers in every country, but if I absolutely had to choose I'd probably take Gubernijos Kunigaikščių. There are tons of absolutely great local beers in pubs though, nothing like I encountered in Germany where they all serve the same goddamn pils, bland weizen or if you're very lucky, a Bavarian helles which we have here in oodles anyway.

If it's 5AM, it's the exactly correct time to have coffee, because you'll have to get up in like an hour and a half.

Why not, you're not ractorasu intorerantaru? Are you?

I am having yerba mate right now but I might take you up on that suggestion. What milk do you have in your coffee?

I think the only beers you may find in Australia are going to be either Švyturys, which is like the most generic and blandest lithuanian beer ever, or Volfass-Engelman, which is slightly better, but still not that great.

No, I just have childhood trauma related to milk.

3.5% big boy milk

>childhood trauma related to milk.
Explain.

I've tried the "national" beers of many different countries, like Italy and Israel, and they're all exactly the same beer, it's uncanny. Still drinkable tho

i will trust in your trips and drink a fuckton of coffee now
where did the milk touch you, user?

Tell me more about yerba mate. Is it superior to coffee/ green tea somehow?

When I was a kid, I lived on a farm. Once I played in a barn and sneaked to a cow. Then suddenly, it lay down with its meas right onto my face. I couldn't get away nor scream, so thing left was to wait when someone finds me. I had to wait almost 24 hours and the only thing I was eating and drinking was milk. After that accident I can't drink milk anymore.
By the way, that cow was your mom :DDDDD

did you survive??

mmmm... nieko nėra geriau nei šaltas volfiukas

yes, it doesn't get bitter like green tea and you can pour water on it more times. I like normal tea but I often can't be arsed to fiddle with steeping times, so I often just drink the mate bags from Lidl. unfortunately they're flavored but I like the flavor so I don't mind.

i hope you treat her well she is a nice lady and totally not a roastie, plz giv my mom lov i am worried about her

I had to use soy milk, sorry, user :(

No

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another general conquered for vegemite n' co.

>turi atšaldyti alų, kad nejaustų jo skonio
>mmm nieko nėra geriau

good job kangaroo

Spread the glorious yeasty spread over this board like its a hot buttered piece of toast.