/brit/

He is in hospital with it and was already not a well man. If he survives it will be a literal miracle.

Ringo is unironically my favourite Beatle singer

if you become janny and someone else makes the new before me you have to delete their one in solidarity with your antipodean brethren

hello sideways photo ugly lad

Yas Forums NOT /spoo/

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what happened to thailad then? is he stuck in britain and posts under a brit flag anonymously or did he die in thailand?

mental how bad the NHS is doing compared to say, Germany

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called the king a bender. was never heard from again

he called the king a bender

>garbage t20 shite

yuck no thanks

cricket is like no fap
you can get a great ending like this but you go through hell in a time trial to get there

3:11

youtu.be/8semdd0ZTko

Fall in demand due to unemployment, fall in immigration, uncertainty etc.

he plays with heart ngl

my spirit animal

thank u umpires :^)

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that all seems very vague to be very honest with you

do you eat your spirit animal? because that'd would be mighty fucked up

i don't eat pork

another celeb getting in on the free publicity

you don't always have to post or try to be funny, ya know x

The queen honeybee will shag up to forty partners in one session, return to her hive dripping in semen and clutching the severed cocks of her conquests, and not one drone will call her a slut.

FOY

she wants a man who reads the daily mail

>yank
>frog
>aussie
>kiwi
>frog
>yank
>frog
>paddy
>yank

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whats the point in the monarchy when she wont use her power to stop shit like rotherham or these retarded lockdown policies the police are just abusing

pan amniotic pork plasma

marshallas
BISMOLALLAH
INSCELALLAH!!

it's beautiful isn't it

sister sent me this

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your fault for being culturally relevant

youtube.com/watch?v=sehX0HNUCcA&feature=emb_logo

been caught on camera lads

Who will rule the Brits when Boris dies?

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Yeah I already know people that have not only had it but have had (elderly) relatives die of it

ah yes of course it's the "young people" who are the deluded idiots
is it any wonder no one like god any more

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why would she send you a Yas Forums image?

me

i.4cdn.org/gif/1586127012116.webm
would you?

an Australian

sister sent me this personally

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mental fingernails on that lass

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angloids die en mass for a chinese virus because muh economy and they miss out on the next biggest techshit
based century, the end of the eternal anglo

remember covid?

there's no point to them at all, need them all guillotined and replaced with a fascist republic simple as

>gif
fuck off

asking the real questions here

funny watching all the seething foreign commies come out of the woodwork begging for boris to die lmao
these people are fueled by nothing but hatred, bitterness and greed
sad way to live

Latest shadman art has a nigger in it

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can confidently say no i wouldnt

people are buying houses right now as investments, not to live in. as the price has only gone up, this is increasing because it's considered so safe that you are happy to spend 1 million on a shack because 10 years ago it was worth $250,000 and therefore will be worth 4 million in 10 years. however, the housing market is becoming more competitive not because everyone is desperate for a home to live in, but there's a false competition between investors where fuckhead A wants to beat out fuckhead B for a shack worth 1/10 the price paid for some future price. This means that the money changes hands, there's a mortgage, there's probably another house as collateral on a piece of shit thats only current value is because of an inflated market to begin with.

what all of this means is that as economic turbulence kicks off and people cannot afford mortgages due to loss of work or interest beginning on interest-free loans, you are stuck with what you bought aka a fucking shack. people are essentially buying and selling jumping castles right now because they are inflated beyond their normal value. that's how it will crash. the price will get so high that no new houses are bought, economic downturn means you can't afford a new house let alone the mortgage on the second one you leveraged your first one for, and it adds up to a bad time.

Call me when you need a competent second-in-command

Ex sent me bikini pics, fuckin rock solid lads

dont know what this means

Worst pandemic in 100 years ffs. Historians 200 years from now will be talking about this.

KEK

mum sent me this

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no she didnt
be quiet

Enter 'shadman' into google

so fucking horny

haven't coomed since thursday

itll be funny when he dies tho
with how blase he was acting

your fault for not having linguistics decoupling from anyone

Toiling all day for a mean little 'berg
With a clip-on tie he's going berserk
He's got me running 'round the office like a runt around a track
But when I get back home,
You're always there to rub my back

Hey /brit/ look what they're doing to me

200 years from now when the human populating is 500 billion and the earth is a concrete jungle theyll be so many historians theyll be talking about pretty much anything
guarantee someone studies the Yas Forums archives and discovers /brit/ as a thesis area at some point or another
remember, while some posts will be lost, the archive of what we created here will be forever

feel like i dont want to do that

>only foreign commies are against boris
nice projecting

this lmao

>blase
imagine being from a country who's 'language' actually has the characters to spell 'Blasé' but still not being able to

My posts will be crowned as works of art

Not at all what I said though is it

to whoever is reading this in the future, i did a poo today

whose*

we have been waiting for you

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they're going to slowly reopen society here in denmark starting next week lads

Proxyposting is on the rise it seems

remember when /brit/ was all about funny, light hearted banter and discussion?
shame it went from /brit/ to Yas Forums

pre-covid™
>everybody complains about overpopulation
universe:
>here ya go la
post-covid™
>?

Imagine living in .fallout new vegas big mt

cornetto

Coronavirus was released by Greta Thunberg to force governments to ground airlines and reduce carbon emissions

Bruce on the ropes

sad
many such cases ngl

Wish I had a soyjak on hand for this

KOREA HAS 5G
WHY IS KOREA SO BASED?

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tories were famed for their decency toward corbyn

UK is #8 right now, climbing up the league tables

ironic voting a right wing xenophobic extremist in and he dies of Chinaman aids

>Coronavirus was released by Greta Thunberg to force governments to ground airlines and reduce carbon emissions

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So this...this is what Xi meant by Communism with Chinese characteristics.

proto gf is a real sadact
always going on about being sad

HAIL ECO-FUHRER THUNBERG

Any total war atilla man in? Who should I play?

that would suggest not only is she is world class bioscientist, but also has a global network capable of effective deployment. makes her generally more useful than most governments.

didn't ask

hippies are blaming it on industry
religions are blaming their respective devils
communists are blaming capitalism
feminists are (probably) blaming it on patriarchy

what does /brit/ blame it on

pakis

>has a global network capable of effective deployment

Maybe (((she))) does

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>extremist
take your meds schizo

Just found out Linkola died yesterday
May his spirit strengthen this great gift to us

Humanity's a virus.
Covid-19's the vaccine.

paki nonces

wish i had more time in lockdown to play bannerlord desu lads haha

for those of you in the future - it is a game

chinks

ew a virgin

well then good for her, i cant get someone to grab rizlas from the shop for me without some whining

for me its

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nah greta thunberg is fucking seething right now
her 15minutes are up and shell struggle to reclaim the spotlight when its over
shes already been trying to tell everyone she had the virus when she didnt lol

fuming my parents didn't create any generational wealth

bloody gooks ay

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She literally did. We’ve been flirting for a few weeks

could shag you under the table you little runt

someone took the time to make this gif. baffling

>sadact
not really what that word means is it

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arse in tights?

lads whenever i try and post a frog the thumbnail is really small i can barely see which frog it is without clicking on it what do i do (ubuntu btw)

>high population density
>high diffusivity of vectors due to ease of modern travel
>highly contagious
just all of those things innit

source?

The french

based

all of the above

u/MiaQuinn on reddit

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is this a big arse or is it just the angle?

please answer this question

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Oh god

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the reddit user is back

Want to go to supermarkets to buy a Pepsi Max 1.25L

its the angle and even then its a crappy arse

youtube.com/watch?v=3iItkk8tYTE
actual tune

Boomers getting killed off, leaving huge houses empty for us to move into

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doesnt seem essential
might report this

>diarrhea again

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very mannish hand but otherwise peng

Rate the breakfast.

1 small pot of strawberry protein yogurt.
bowl of oats and honey.
1 cup of green tea.
vitamin C reinforced orange drink.
1 yakult.

It was the World Cup desu, not t20

wot is disden

>government and the elite think us plebs aren't taking this forced lockdown seriously (this is a test-run after all)
>decide someone high profile needs to die
>no one cares about the queen anymore
>they pick the PM instead

He'll die, and everything will go into serious lockdown, including the army helping to enforce it. Book it...

look at his hands here

What brings a fine lady such as yourself round these parts?

tranny