/BELG/ + /brit/

we have our own thread since a short while, but /brit/s are always welcome since we are genetically close

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lekker geslapen?

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ga je straks masturberen op netorae meneer de belg?

Nee, twee houtduiven waren constant aan het vechten en ik heb wel vier ambulances gehoord.
Wat een klotezooi.

Plus chié depuis 4 jours et je sens que ça vient enfin

Maybe she wants female attention.

wie hier buren die nu bezig zijn met hun tuin en huis te verbouwen?

voor twee weken lang hebben de buren naast mij te zitten boren na 7 uur 30 in de ochtend. Hoe is dit toegestaan? Weekend is gelukkig wat rustiger. Klinkt alsof een reus constante darmgassen uit zijn hol laat voor ongeveer totaal een uurtje per dag.

heard that if you insult flanders in /belg/, stop and listen for a sec, somewhere, someplace a congolese loses his hand.

big if true

Bon courage, tu nous dira comment ça s'est passé. J'ai la chiasse en ce moment mais je bouffe pas du tout équilibré

wat is het probleem

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have some m8

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>Futanari

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mijn schizofrene buur heeft zo eens de flikken gebeld omdat ik rond 10u 's ochtends aan het boren was en meneer lag nog te maffen. Er loopt wat rond van zotten en voor een of andere reden lijk ik ze altijd aan te trekken.

we zullen met zen allen je buren in elkaar komen boren. Stuur even je adres

C'était pas mal

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haha hate petrol wankers.

Based edish
Fuck them

This thread needs some norf gods

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One prayer for the lord and savior BoJo

They don't want male attention, they want to make other girls jealous of them.

is hij al dood?

Er zijn hollanders aanwezig in deze draad, yikes

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MAMMA MELKJES!

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It’s 2020, tits & dicks out, cuckoldry for everybody say no to the patriarchy

bweek smells like cheese

Brexit betekent brexit

any ginger beer man in

>lived so far in time you get uni work at home
I wish it stayed that way

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je bent toch wel ouder dan 21 hopelijk?

Ja, 23

youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE

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i want to coom on those boobs boobs boobs boobs

This is the most unholy of alliences!

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Fuck bros...just wanna stuff myself up with a peng brit scran, it’s been at least 3 junkfood free months for me
We don’t have the munchy box and all that batter covered trash but shawarma isn’t a problem in my shitholistan

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BASED edition

I deserve some Belgian comfort women

you do, i'll send you my sister

Thanks, can I marry her?

You only have yourself to blame

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yes ofcourse

I have three sisters, want to trade?

yeah, great, you have a blonde one who can cook?

Je bedoelt die kutautist die alles verneukt voor iedereen

Sure, you have a French-speaking sister with dark hair?

yes, great that settles the deal then. Packing her up right now.

Alright same here, might take a while with the corona going on and stuff.

Lmao that pic

based

Wasn't he exposed as a chink shortly before he started his sperging crusade against Belgian posters?

Yes, also some sand shitskin I think

Be sure to send her as a registered package and get a tracking number. Belgian post is notorious for their mishandling of packages.

Why is bpost so fucking shit?

Just received my ozone generator. Ordered it from China but the package came from Luxemburg.

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jej

Are you the guy who’s building an air purifier on top of a toilet?
Isn’t ozon a bit dangerous?