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I want to drink their milk

Goodnight and god bless x
What’s this in reference to

feel like pure shit just want the football back x

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There are 1 billion Europeans on the planet

why do you sabotage all of your professional endeavours?

some people like big ass but for me it's tits

imagine all of them in one united nation....

fuck off you cretinous little slug

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My soon to be ex wife xx

In a former life I was a mule dragging a stone plough up a hill in Northern Thailand

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i thought your sort couldn't drink milk

first world as fuck lel

this but replace football with the pub

What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!

Grim.

sex pest bastard

>trying to talk to your ex
pathetic

kek this is me

amer hussain

the sex pest from the north west

Do you consider yourself a European

I'm not sabotaging anything, I can see the writing on the wall

My manager has a favourite and he's giving him special treatment

southampton massive

ex WIFE?!
Fuck sorry to hear that mate

>so it says here you're on the sex offenders register after filming your polish flatmate shitting on the toilet, care to explain?

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youtu.be/-rMo87P-nDc
Hah!

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dream about drinking tits

Looks like the old woman is going to bury another person.

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how old are you both?

so money you dont get this reference

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To be honest no, I consider myself an Anglo-Celtic Australian

Game of thrones

I was never charged for that

Very interesting set of clips ITT

remembering the good times...

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yanks love to get married at 23 to some horse faced bitch then get divorced at 26

Were both 22 known her since school turns out she just wants to party and go out with the girlfriends when I want to have a family. Grim. Modern women are a mistake.

Tracey Ullman still does stuff? Only know her as The Simpsons launching pad

funny how there's birds named tits
I don't want to drink from those

Phwoooar

was it the pissing in ribena you were charged with?

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you a fijian or something lad

Talking to this bird from tinder, thoughts?

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not before harvesting his organs
>22
you have plenty of time
work on your career and practical masculine skills
then when you hit 30 marry an 18-22yo

iirc poley got charged for communications act violation(s)

gosh the kiwi menu looks so peng, got a kiwi mate who always goes on about how good the food is in relation to the price. Does my head in and always makes me hungry. Like right now.

Septum piercing is an instant red flag
Fine for a pump and dump but I wouldn't take it further

What that mouth do though

>nasal piercing

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>that soulless look
>that stupid fucking nose ring
shite

dog faced but truth be told I would probably still shag her

don't care

kiki do you love me

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how big are her tits?

Why the hell did you get married so young?
Don't understand why yanks do this then wonder why their partner wants to enjoy their youth

>reddish eyeshadow
>nose ring
>crap eyebrows
dogshit and mentally unstable
also that nose is very john jurasek

typing an apology

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mental how I've shagged very hot women but I still have 0 standards and will raw dog any wet hole on the first date
should really hold myself to a higher standard

Alba go braith

uh oh, spaghettios

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lol yanks are so retarded

Flat mate

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bet Yas Forums loves this

that you should mate and self-awareness is a key step

see this poster's an actual shagger

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any word from lachie as of late my late mates

has resulted in an STI and a pregnancy yet I still do it and will probably not stop

I love big tits

society

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Where’s Em?

Have you ever had blood come from your pp?
Is it something to be concerned about?

the 60s... that was groovy time!

I love how big british tits are

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reckon I just can't say no to sex
would likely cheat on my gf if given the chance

yeah when shagged for the first time I tore my banjo string slightly
honestly the most painful thing I've ever experienced

>588x416

looks polish

Literally a square head
how is that possible

wheres 190

Yeah. Pissed blood.

If you’ve never had an std you’re not a real man

The wokest Larry David episode was when some guy said his relative died on 9/11 and then it turned out it was of a heart attack on the other side of town; Larry wonders whether that should be included in The Tragedy. You can go very far in modern world with similar questions

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haircut not doing her any favours

Factory for Chad sons

steve from miceraft

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the women here are monkeys
I want a british woman with big tits

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in a rhino induced coma hopefully

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take your meds, retard

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why has beto been posting about tits for three hours

gf is anglo with huge tits

co kurwa?

why post here if you don't love the british?

any nigger ape baboon man in?

f

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gf is half maori half danish

don't believe you

don't remember asking

big tits are everything in life

I don't care about the content of his post, but the fact that he keeps repeating it over and over like a fucking schizo off his meds

Enjoy your ban

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'This is the plague': Serie A should be cancelled, says Brescia's Cellino

ooooOOOHHHH i'm NEW ZEALANDER
but we call ourselves KIWIS
we're SO unique and SPECIAL
OH WOW
MAORI!!!!! wow did you know LORD OF THE RINGS was FILMED HERE????
wow SO CUTE!! we're an ISLAND NATION :)))