/brit/

YAAAASSSS QUEEEEENNNN SLAAAYYYYYY edish

Attached: 1584116810434.jpg (1184x1500, 322.88K)

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/Skelesorceror/status/1233198995721326592
youtube.com/watch?v=4oY5OVp5VAg
twitter.com/yuzu_amanatsu/status/791836005334552576
vocaroo.com/cGAxU5ElgiY
youtube.com/watch?v=soVE2K-eWlA
xvideos.com/video44024705/alina_li_gives_a_great_blowjob
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2221618916300269
youtu.be/_epDPqzbsI4
youtube.com/watch?v=WcGMiqkpvRQ
youtu.be/cVJgKeKwEc8
twitter.com/AnonBabble

alri

She's not going far with those ugly toes

>his country uses pint as a unit of measurement

Anglosphere nations are subhuman.

soon i shall be dead

Attached: 1559420576890.jpg (821x869, 250.74K)

lads???
twitter.com/Skelesorceror/status/1233198995721326592

Attached: 6312f16d1473b04d9b2111cdd54a951a.jpg (600x814, 68.09K)

virusberg has me out the house all day tomorrow

reading about hitlers scat fetish

Attached: 748636.jpg (677x614, 146K)

>his country uses inches, feet and yards
>his country uses Fahrenheit instead of Celsius

why fren

Attached: B8E0FCDB-69B2-4A67-9448-2DFBF0939496.jpg (734x506, 41.05K)

any gentlemen posters in the thread tonight?

remember that pineapple pen thing
lol

I support the UK becoming fully metric for everything except pints, as we'd lose 68ml of beer if we adopted the continental 500ml "pint" and I doubt the pubs would pass the savings on to the consumer.

Attached: F5612504-1503-49B7-97D8-66EA84B59427.jpg (3024x3464, 701.93K)

Seen this picture posted numerous times before, but never been able to get any further info on the girl on the right. Probably for the best desu, cos whenever you do get a source on a girl who looks stunning in one photo you tend to realise it's just a lucky angle and she's actually nowt special

pepeLaugh

>his country is existentially threatened by rising sea levels and non-wooden shoes

The 'morrows plan
>wake up at 8 or so for toil
>turn laptop on and load everything
>back to sleep until 9
>attend morning meeting
>hopefully don't have to say anything
>brush teeth etc somewhere around 9:30
>toil

Listening to DJ Rubbish

Attached: a3415116ac36828c977e8e4be8efad0c.jpg (1080x1349, 248.15K)

when this is all over
I'm gonna mate

just walking the runt

Attached: 1515130104364.gif (796x1166, 517.55K)

Boris named me a knight of the realm with his dying breath.

any diabetes man in

you gonna what mate?

what is this even from?

Listening to The 19 Best Of Lattimore Brown

Trust no one, not even yourself.

Attached: bojo.jpg (727x479, 263.15K)

Gyms won't be open for like another 6 months dude

I have no idea which is why it's so captivating

might add a pengting on snapchat
might not

can't say I give a fuck chinky

It doesn’t loom

israeli hand and the slags america

ugly want to throw up when i see a picture of myself
sexless
freak
no personality
crippling anxiety
work in retail
cripplingly lonely
list goes on

don't care when, but as soon as they open, they will be absolutely filled to the brim
it's going to be fucking grim

any good?

Was wanking to this girl I know on insta once a picture came up of her in a bikini with her shirtless ugly boyfriend. Was so repulsed I had to open my slag folder I've filled from /brit/ and use that instead. Was a good coom. Cheers lads.

type one or two lad

Wahey

The orient

Attached: 600full-kozue-akimoto.jpg (500x666, 36.59K)

i am proudly a gentleman gamer

britain in the background

Attached: 7ghynz22o3c41.jpg (750x733, 90.81K)

Quite grim how much of Britain's paper wealth is purely derived from the pumped up Boomer property market.

1

Business idea: go temporarily gay and get guys on Grindr to let me use their home gyms

would kick the chink who ate the bat to death if the rona didn't get him if this is true

Attached: 1563075247795.gif (280x258, 1018.76K)

the tradwife

Attached: 554125.jpg (640x960, 90.2K)

youtube.com/watch?v=4oY5OVp5VAg

You took this from the sumo thread you wanker

twitter.com/yuzu_amanatsu/status/791836005334552576
Sue

oink

thinking about mw2

Ireland in a window trying to ignore it.

Attached: b18eacd75cb56d386d37978f40d6d479.jpg (500x666, 34.6K)

>abg kits come with 23-21 g
>large bore
lying cunt

Might purchase the ol' Bleu De Chanel. What aftershaves do you wear?

some fat scantily clad orange flag with too much makeup on probably haha

honestly have no advice for you
but i do know this feel
we all just have to cope as best we can

It's 100% true. Gyms are a hotspot and they're afraid of multiple waves
Close quarters, heavy breathing, everything sharing objects and surfaces

no you wouldnt
be quiet

Attached: su1013.jpg (1200x900, 161.73K)

FUCKING HELL, I just to post this and say 'talking the runt for a walk' absolute blast from the past.

lads, I keep hearing noises coming from my brothers room but he’s in bristol

Attached: uf86cmwizdr11.jpg (1080x1304, 449.68K)

lol no
that's a cringecase femlarper
such an ungenuine person

vocaroo.com/cGAxU5ElgiY

Might move to Northumberland when all this is over

>new cod already dead
lol

Bothers me that the only attractive Anglo women look Irish in phenotype.

I posted it you tit

Attached: Aoiyama.webm (1280x720, 1.61M)

business idea: sue but with bigger chebs

gyms were one of the last things to close here though, my toil closed a whole week before the gym

46s ago 00:16

US president Donald Trump opened tonight’s White House briefing with the shock announcement of the Prime Minister's death.

“He was great friend of mine,” Trump said. “I was sure he was going to be fine, we all were, he was a strong man, a strong person.”

The British Government is yet to corroborate.

get on the guardian now lads

Imagine if BoJo dies. How many Prime Ministers will are Queen have had?

>phenotype

Attached: 1556731357374.jpg (550x309, 11.13K)

whats the point in coping though?
for what?

its me

redpill me on Northumberland

Attached: C9A5JPyW0AADF3A.jpg (640x800, 52.38K)

Got a giggle off the title of this
youtube.com/watch?v=soVE2K-eWlA

m8 it's a temporary costume at an event
retard

that’s a relief was worried it was something spooky

i wanna spank her!

Attached: penny.jpg (508x1024, 117.68K)

why does bristol even exist? Other than dreary trip hop music, what else comes out of that place?

Top girl on chaturbate rn is literally an animation
Imagine being a real woman and seeing that make more money than you. Puttering

South Sudan has fallen

Attached: download (3).png (6460x3480, 1.84M)

Opposite here.
The CDC recommended immediate closure of gyms before workplaces and media were calling gymbros superspreaders

stop replying to yourself chinky boy

is it fuck

found a pornstar i like her name is alina li and i plan of wanking to her videos

Attached: DLGVb4tUEAAlYQg.jpg (750x929, 84.82K)

>Boris Johnson's daughters middle names are Lettice and Peaches

even more cringe

12 at a guess

theyre already alri

Attached: su1129.jpg (912x1599, 276.53K)

Don't know enough about it to redpill you desu. In the north-east, cheap and rural, salt of the earth sort of folk, etc

literally just this place you pass through driving from england to Edinburgh

Attached: BqMTlRTIgAAAnsq.jpg (600x600, 43.95K)

>colleague comes back 30mins after her shift ends
>ends up going upstairs in the warehouse asking me for my snapchat
>dont have snapchat but took number
uh lads

Did any of you lads watch A Monster Calls?

Now I’m crying

Attached: 67A8EA21-70FB-46DB-8BAD-8C12BBE6E0DD.png (399x600, 466.72K)

why do we have so few recovered ?

Attached: Screenshot 2020-04-06 at 12.20.16 am.png (566x158, 26.08K)

Based Yemen

north korea still pretending everything is all good in the aforementioned hood?

BIG shame *emphasises with hands* that its socially unacceptable to wear swords in public

what's up baldy melon head?

Attached: balding sueposter.jpg (201x213, 8.49K)

ketamine

no he didn't
be quiet

Attached: 1520159034281.jpg (640x640, 123.75K)

aye good lad

Imagine if he dies before the baby is born. Imagine being that child

Attached: 4a29cb85445aa59672d2ad947c723eb4.jpg (819x1024, 79.33K)

She does great blowjob scenes
The noises she makes are so odd

xvideos.com/video44024705/alina_li_gives_a_great_blowjob

if i weren't scared of dying then it wouldn't be an issue eh
but i am, so as long as i'm on this mortal coil i've gotta find meaning in it somewhere
and after all, life doesn't need meaning to be enjoyable, simply finding enjoyment gives it meaning, no matter how brief

A nation of fat mongs that smoke, really makes me ponder

NHS is shit

>you will never shag girls like this again
shame the style had to die out

Yeah but it might be nice there

Has youtube been recommending opium poppy videos to any of yous???

The cases go between 0 and 1 depending on whether they've shot the most recent one yet.

Um, is our PM going to die

He drinks a whiskey drink
He drinks a vodka drink
He drinks a lager drink
He drinks a cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind of the better times

Attached: 6A9ACBBE-585D-4925-8998-EF69095CAAD2.jpg (1420x946, 71.84K)

might do a cringe

uh wot
not yer blog cunt

Es are good
Es are good

He's Ebeneezer Goode!

no

literally nothing there apart from the a1

hmmmmmm

Attached: ds.png (790x540, 503.89K)

>360p
hello 2002

Kill everyone with corona.

Attached: Smoko.webm (1920x1024, 2M)

Attached: 1316209946746.jpg (400x600, 26.87K)

Based

Boris the Posthumous.

lord of the tings

Seasons don't fear the reaper

get ur hair cut lol

Heard it’s because we count recoveries not just as leaving hospital but being 100% clear of the virus. Obviously due to our dire lack of texting we are hardly testing people we think have recovered

Alright Bojo's taken his Pericles larp far enough. He can stop now.

goml

Attached: 1568095128144.webm (854x480, 2.75M)

for me, it's syriahsage

Attached: wLtABPJ.jpg (750x926, 109.2K)

If you have pornhub premium I can give you the link but beyond that it's not available in HD online

pen pineapple
pineapple pen

not sure of the exact bore our kits come in (that said, kits generally vary from trust to trust in the NHS) but it seems noticably larger than any of the butterflies I normally use. plus, even accounting for the massive increase in pressure compared to veins, I doubt using the same bore would allow the syringe to fill up nearly as quickly as it generally does in taking ABGs (takes 2-3 seconds to fill an actual syringe, while it takes 5-10 seconds to fill up a vacutainer with a butterfly).
regardless, ABGs generally are recognised as being painful
sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2221618916300269

we're #2 for new cases today behind the USA

I speak the queens english, fluent and precise.
ahem:

wagwn wagwn BIG UP UB2 ENDZ REPPN THEM STREETS AND MERKN MANDEMS like MAD. Big UP Gritsettt! BOYS TILL DAY AND shankn mandems sinceee dayyy. wwagwn u pussioles. u kl? you mandem fink you can touch us? tw1 Massive. you got no idea.. We toold up like mad. we drop bars like we on a hype ting. u hear me now? u think ur racis hype touch us ? u man dumb? come to 85 bus anytime back of the buss.. WE?D Merkkk u. come to rangers parkk we chiln with mak 10's and shooters like it aint a fing. the hood ere is real. u pussioles hide behind ur compoters like u got saiiing to say. Wagwwn then COME hype to manz like you do on ur pc COME HYPE TO ME.
Come to my endz and say my name. Skepta or Griminall IM king of grime i get hoes like wagwn ting, u get me? i get p like im the king of grime. i shift draw like man dont care

woah chinky boy does opium? so cool!

*smacc*

Attached: 1556178907346.jpg (474x462, 35.22K)

adore boris johnson
wishing him a speedy recovery x

Would you rather tie up a lass and spank her, or be tied up by a lass and spanked?

dad made an onlyfans account
he's making bank off these horny teenage girls

bit of the old ring sting lads
vindaloo and anal
not such a pleasant combo

youtu.be/_epDPqzbsI4
based

she has huge knockers

i'd rather be tied up by her and ridden and milked of my cum like a succubus would do to me in the animes

poo willy bum wank cunt fuck

sad that shes anorexic and behaves like a 9yr old due to being severely abused by her parents who still control her
youtube.com/watch?v=WcGMiqkpvRQ

*standing ovation*

based house of gord, is that jewell marceau

fuck off mark

Do bongs really?
youtu.be/cVJgKeKwEc8

i thought she died

Whats the procedure for checking if someone has recovered?
If someone who isn't in the high-risk group gets diagnosed with batflu and is told to stay at home, will the NHS check on them after a few weeks?

i'd just like to have sex 2bh

Rolling a rollie lads

would come if she sat on my lap

>Dr bricks
embarrassing

Attached: 1rqcjd2nrqm21.png (483x356, 255.72K)