/brit/

The whole of Yas Forums is making fun of BoJo

For me it's Azula

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read the fucking sticky

Do they really?
youtube.com/watch?v=xrYL07hPw4w

reminds me i still have to finish doom eternal

fuck bristol city

youtu.be/5D3crqpClPY
youtu.be/5D3crqpClPY

what do they think of the french there?

I was there when this happened

Haha

Of course I watch dubbed anime. Got a problem with it?
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586028707607.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586028771883.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1586028841043.webm

Mad to think that we used to all think that this came from a Chinaman eating a bat and not out of some lab.

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don’t ever venture into outer Yas Forums, could be a whole other board for all I care

there are calisthenics progressions you can look up
if pressups get too easy theres ways to make them harder

have to say i like korra better

you are genuinely the most autistic person on a website for autists
congratulations

wouldn't work, cardiopulmonary bypass is already associated with causing lung damage and can cause ARDS itself, and can only be used for a limited amount of time.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10921552

>shibbolething
What's that lad??

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhabdomyolysis

there's a few anglos who seeth up instantly when they get brought up, but also 1 frenchman who seeths about brits

Mad to think grown men watch this.

Mind if I post this on Ladbible, pal?

americans be like yes master we will mutilate the penises of all our new born babies in the name of israel

London is a city of 9 million with 143 murders.
Detroit is a city of 670k with 262 murders
St Louis is a city of 300k with 187 murders

when someone does something that gives away where they're from

Like a yank spelling it color

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shibboleth

PRIDE
OF
THE
WEST
COUNTRY

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...

Greenpeace propaganda

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who would take over if BoJo died

really don't want boris to die

why do most anime dubbers have this same weird autistci kind of voice? It's not even like they are trying to immitate the japs they are doing their own weird thing and for some reason llots of them do it

if circumcision is bad why do Jews do it to their own

youtube.com/watch?v=PB-f-EYKyIo
good, as it should be

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When they kiss in JAV porn but instead of actually kissing they just flail their tongues about like a tentacle.

the queen is such a nice person. imagine how dedicated she must be to have given us a 5 minute speech. i am very grateful. she has truly rallied my resolve which was frankly in tatters prior to her broadcast

saddam never once ordered the mutilation of childrens penises like the jews have to their subservient lapdogs the american people

>it’s customary to fuck off for a day when you get btfo so on your way

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>shibbolething yourself as a phoneposter when telling people about shibboleths

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now make sure to pay her billions in tax (plus tip)

>Watching NETFLIX
>realise stream quality is a bit crap
>confused for an entire day
>remember the article about NETFLIX reducing video quality during the lockdown

Queenie would implement direct rule.

the main cope you hear is "Normans weren't french" or "but it was only our rulers" or something like that

This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain.

literally doesn't bother me
the idea of 'the plight of the average person' being the main concern of the ruling class is an implicitly liberal and democratic one
why would people who reject those ideals care about that? moron
the aristocratic ideal is far greater than the everyman ideal

So it's like a linguistic form of identification?

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circumcision is the ritual mutilation of children to appease satan (the god of the jew) and americans follow them blindly so they also partake in the barbaric practice

>shibbolething

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It's a torturous rite of passage

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don’t care, didn’t ask

and what are your hobbies mr mature and sophisticated? going to the pub and watching f1? get fucked

don't care you evil y-chromosome bastard

what does this have to do with British culture?

you've been reported

its the mark of the slave

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i woke up this morning sad about being circumcised... i want a foreskin so bad bros it's not fair

saddest part is i'm not even being remotely ironic or funny

mental how aussies also circumcise their kids

experiencing withdrawal symptoms

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Word life. This is basic thuganomics.

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Wonder how many 3 day bans for racism I'm gonna get before being perma'd? Have a cracking post about Indians I'm dying to share but a bit worried at this point.

unless youre an aristocrat yourself youre basically a cuckold

if youre an aristocrat fuck off tarq
simple s

nature of british politics is different to yours
he was never directly elected as leader, in theory he just 'happened' to be the leader of the party that won a majority
of course in practice our elections are largely based around the personality of the leader of each party, but that doesn't affect the structure of things
bojo dying wouldn't change the government much, someone would step in as acting PM then the tory party would elect a new leader who would be PM

The Norman’s hardly ever get brought up. Wish they did as that would mean /his/ was talking about something other than WW2 and race bait

NEED to see beijing reduced to ashes

kill. your. self

youtube.com/watch?v=c6ZzKGVrb6I

no need to get offended because you're an illiterate cretin yank

youtube.com/watch?v=6maL6gq6qME

You wake up tomorrow in the body of an overweight teen girl

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currently have 5 terabytes of films, 4 terabytes of tv shows, 2 terabytes of anime, and 17 terabytes of hardcore interracial porn to get me through the lockdown

Time to try this 'anorexia' thing I've been dying to try out.

doesn't matter
domcum's still pulling the strings

ye well did you ever think about how much money the queen makes are country because of tourism? nah bet you didn’t you lefty poof

>You wake up tomorrow
:(

the normans were about as french as ngubu is

Still don't believe england were responsible for the deforestation of ireland

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CORRRR

yeah but other things can function as it

if you saw inglorious bastards they used it there because americans use different fingers to indicate 3 than germans (thumb, pointer, middle for germans, pointer, middle, ring for americans)

if boris dies reckon trump will nuke the chinks for us?

Liam's really fallen

instantly commit suicide my soul is the soul of a man it does not belong in the body of a female

youtube.com/watch?v=pmGjiokfQ2A

NYAHAHA YEAHHHH DUDE BURN IT ALL DOWN MAN TEAR DOWN CAPITALIST SOCIETY THE CITY'S LIT UP MAAAAN YEAHH

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me? im waiting for trump to catch it

I play videogames and shitpost on Yas Forums so I'm not really one to talk 2bh

Have been banned for far less racist posts than this. Watch yourself mate, there's a redditor among the unpaid Yas Forums 'staff'.

>wanting your nation to strive for higher ideals makes you a cuckold
the virtues of the 'average person' are null
the aristocratic ideal doesn't mean the ideals of the aristocrats, you should be able to grasp this since you feel so strongly about the monarchy

I get all of my news from John Cena. But for me, it's gotta be based Rusev Botchka
youtu.be/YvloUxy68uM?t=262

what the fuck kek

I spend the whole of tomorrow masturbating.

mad that there was a completely false coordinated set of allegations against alex salmond

*Gets branded*
Umm yeah it's a torturous rite of passage

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Reckon my neighbour from Europe needs to shoved on a plane and made to FUCK BACK OFF TO WHERE HE CAME FROM THE NOISY MUTT FREAK

could just go for a succulent chinese meal

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>4 page essay on the film "Joker" due in less than 2 weeks
I'm fucked lads

might have to get circumcised, keep getting balanoposthitis whenever I have sex

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don’t care

You only get them if you have a crack at Rusher

would honestly take 5k less a year in salary just so we could be rid of yank tourists waddling about our country gawping at old buildings

broke my heart to see wrestlemania with no fans

Dr. Pavel
I'm CCP

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Mental how not a single person was punished for lying about him.

the double big mac isn't on the menu, or on any ad signs at my mcdonalds
i really wanted one

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euro 2020 it's coming home

are they still squirming?

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highly recommend cowboy bebop, samurai shamploo, black lagoon, the umaru anime and kabukichou sherlock

should’ve picked a film with substance

lads, what's this?
twitter.com/190masterrace

oh I think I had this album on CD
miss beijing's experimental days

Glass bottle Irn Bru? Class.

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isn't he bulgarian?

Boris is on the ropes with the 'rona. Pray for him

didn’t follow the case at all, how come everyone’s so sure they were lying?

Got a 4tb of TV and a 4tb of films for survival out here, can't stream unless i pay 100 quid a month for 3gb a day lmao

for me its the chinese

why do these niggas look they about to drop the hottest virus of 2020? lmao

Wasted an hour of my life trying to craft out a reply to a girl who then didn't respond

Qapla'

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youtube.com/watch?v=_qyw6LC5pnE
he's faster, stronger, smarter... is a familia enough to face this?

Which Camden Town cereal café do you work at, Jean-Pierre?

Couldn't be arsed switching one of me burned out LED light bulbs and it started working again wtf

>basically free passes for all uni classes
peng
>gyms closed and get screamed at by soibois for going running or surfing
grim