/brit/

Got my willy sucked by a married work colleague today.

>Scotland isn't a country
love this meme

lads can't believe that the greatest PM of our generation is gonna die 4 months into the job

>one-off $1200 payment

Lol you'll pay 1 months rent and that's it

How you holding up?

fair enough

For me? It’s Cheadle, Stockport

what safe for work image would you be most worried about your family seeing?

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This german poster is whack

what if his wife finds out?

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Where did you ejaculate?

Asian women just have this certain je ne sais quois about them

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Have fun la

Rumours on Twitter that apparently Boris is in a medically induced coma lads. What the actual fuck.

If he’s intimated there’s only like a 30% chance of survival.

dubs

>haha you got 1 month rent for free

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>making her feel safe and secure
Big mistake, user.

corrr want this timeline

screaming

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buy a vr headset

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me on the left

romanian prozzies on the right

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tattoos are shit

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Then what?

the cheadle spamming spastic is quite tiresome
basically like anime and avatar spammers now

NEED a brown gf

‘

did you know mi5 is based in cheadle

cor

boris is gonna die

was gonna use an escort but then realised i didnt care enough

cuddling girls is wank for going to sleep
if you're spooning you have a face full of hair which invariably tickles your face so you have to scratch it
if you're on your back and her head's on your chest it's better, but your arm is in an awkward position behind her and you can't roll over, personally i can't sleep on my back so it doesn't work
best way is to be the little spoon since you can get comfy on your own terms and leave her deal with it

rumours that they accidently switched on the 5g weapons outside BoJos house last night and that is the the reason he is currently in hospital having already developed 12 forms of aggressive cancers

>Rumours on Twitter

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Bloody hell lads. The 5g thing is true

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Once got bummed by a tranny in Cheadle

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none i keep it for myself

BORIS JOHNSON BEING AIRLIFTED FROM HOSPITAL BY HARNESS TO BE TOSSED RANDOMLY SEVERAL MILES INTO THE NORTH SEA

me? red-heads have that janice is a sasquatch about them innit

This. Always cuddle for a bit but inevitably roll over and sleep in my own space

In a scientific Marxist-Leninist analysis of the national question of Great Britain, it is clear that neither Scotland, Wales or England is a nation in its own right. They are parts of the British nation, which is historically constituted, a stable community of people, formed on the basis of a common language, territory, economic life, and psychological make-up manifested in a common culture.

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Give it to B on the condition she makes 2 other flutes for the other 2 children. Obviously she will be fairy compensated for her work

buckingham palace should be converted into a refugee for all those who escaped the cheadle disaster

why would they admit boris at 9.30pm at night if it was just for regular testing
somethings not adding up here

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Tim Martin has taken advantage of the government's lack of leadership by opening every spoons in the country.

Plus girls are burning hot next to you and make sleep uncomfortably hot

don't like how canadians get to use our queen. get your own queen

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IT REALLY BE DO LIKE THAT

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Sour mick

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love slavery

Fetch me a sword.

Country != Nation

chortled at this one

Never thought Moni would look this good

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what are bongs getting

literally hate everyone except my family and a few friends let alone people from other countries/races

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what kind of protection do you think they have in place for the queen against the virus?

what an awfully specific strawman

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Went to the park today and it was like this

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don't really keep any images on my laptop aside from a handful of pretty innocuous pepe/wojaks

leftypol is obsessed with the concept of fascism
reckon there's some kind of fetishisation involved
he just does not stop prattling on about it in the most irrelevant of circumstances

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probably something racist

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hi lads :3

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imagine being him

My favourite theatre of the war because it was basically the only thing British soldiers did independently of other countries.
Yanks have the brutal Pacific, Canucks have the honour of liberating the Netherlands, and we have a desert.
Really rather pathetic isn't it?

if she isn't locked in a bunker with zero contact and only a puley to bring her food and stuff then they havent gone far enough

Me on the right

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not even in his dreams

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wipe your damn feet

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just wanted to post this

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this is honestly, and i say this without a shred of irony, the pengest girl i've seen naked

Really like Boris so hope he's okay, but I want the market to crash further so I can get cheapies at the start of the new tax year for my ISA

not a phone in sight, just people living in the moment

>his

thought of this painting as well

COOOOOOORRRRRRR

gf has given up on satisfying me sexually and let it be known that she will only shag once per day
seems to me that the only logical choice is to start cheating on her again once this ‘rona is over

how long until this scenario once boris dies?

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AHHHHHHHHHHH I don't want to toil tomorrow
Why can't 'stein just allow me to start when I want, not like I'm going to be in an office

RELEASE THE JANNY

this one would be tough to explain

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Needs abs imo
Ab muscles always make a woman hotter

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fuckin' 'ell lad you weren't lying

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/brit/ went to shit after I stopped tightsposting

it's always funny

sex? wow

lol

>pengest
FON

I can’t believe the stock markets are where they are. We’re on the precipice of a Great Depression

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No they don’t. Fuck off poofter

>on his right
MENTIONED

this is bender lite

I want to kiss her tummy

noticed any mental health impacts of lockdown lads?

I'm finding myself dab when i get excited. Like if I hear the postman deliver a package i'll hit a dab, maybe two

top healer in my wow classic guild boys

intended to read this evening and all i did was post on /brit/
reeeeeeeee

pride of the west country

good healslut

read what?

Absolutely going ham to xibalba lately lads

Got it blaring in the garage, dreaming of my future physique and how I’ll be able to treat people because I look that way. I’m already 189cm with broad shoulders and good clavicles, muscles will look so good on me

name?

>Needs abs
the best females for breeding have at least a bit of a tummy

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bet you think you're smart but lazy

is that safe?

was the top healer in my TBC guild

aaah those, were the days

happens too often

you wouldn’t know anything about “breeding” you pathetic permavirgin

amazing so many cats wit the se. on sen tak valderi

Anybody still buy weights here? I'm worried I'll reach my limit before lockdown ends.

No idea

got him!

All tech advancements for the next 40 years are already ready but are withheld for military use and are being slowly drip fed to the public.

many such cases

t.

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Craigslist it

Death to America
Death to Israel
A curse upon the jews

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Craving drink. Not a good sign lads. Not a good sign at all

I’m dealing with the existential dread of having a world changing event directly affecting my life. Plus, I’m worried about whether the plans I had for the autumn will still go ahead.

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looks like the average dutchmans hand

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any reddit man in

Hmmm yes

But it's literally fascism

if boris dies no one in the UK will stand up to china after this

>that one cherrypicked Yas Forums thing with the tourists
is this anglo manlet cope? yeah it is.

>existential dread of an event impacting your life
lil non seqqy there bud

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"be quiet" is underrated

Absolute monarch Elizabeth: Brexit is cancelled

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when did boris stand up to china?

>wit the se. on sen tak valderi
????

When the Queen eventually dies, and we must hope it isn’t for a long time, the film of her funeral cortège will feature seas of people, packed onto the streets of London, phone outstretched in hand, filming their own footage. Maybe the odd observer taking a selfie, Her carriage in the background. And it will be instantly recognisable for historians. By Charles we’ll have some other technology, like contact lenses that can film what we’re seeing.

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the only fit one is bottom middle...
>black guys get all the butters dutch women
so what?

internet

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If Boris dies or is declared unfit to hold office, will that Indian finance minister fellow be the temporary PM?

whats yer wallpaper?

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for fascism to be in place all of society would have to be restructured
fascism isn't just 'authoritarian thing i don't like'

the CCP locked down wuhan with much harsher measures and all we did was follow suit, that doesn't mean britain's actions are communist, how on earth would it mean that they're fascist?

wog

according to an article a couple weeks back he and his admin were "furious" with china

>kill it with fire
HEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO reddit

Gross dude
Looks like she can't even do a pullup
A woman should be capable and strong

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No it would be Raab or maybe Gove

goatse

last thread before logging off and getting to sleep. make it a good one yeah