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oh my based
Imagine aliens studying us right now.
"It seems they caught a nasty flu"
"Oh neat, how are they responding to it?"
"By clapping at the sky"
haha love this post alberto, can i share it?
If Nicolas Page did some high alching he’d be known as Nicolas Mage.
>user, my parents aren't hope teehee x
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she's a goblin looking bint with the physique of a malnourished adolescent boy. Got by on nepotism.
Mental that
What if the coronavirus is the true Alien?
already run out of things to do in quarantine
truth
for me? personally? it's a system of rule wherein the High King rules over the entire nation but the nation is separated into several mostly autonomous provinces each ruled by a king of their own, to protect and nurture the interests specific to that region.
this is a true man in every sense of the word, the jews and its weak american cucked lapdogs could not stand for him and his people to live under true freedom
Jewish people are white. Get over it.
in before jew puppet damage control squads
>the humans have caught a nasty virus
ahh yes very impressive
the new louis ck set is actually not bad. better than OMG
Literally a fake quote invented by the Tsarist secret police.
>DA JOOOOOZ
National and racial chauvinism is a vestige of the misanthropic customs characteristic of the period of cannibalism. Anti-semitism, as an extreme form of racial chauvinism, is the most dangerous vestige of cannibalism.
Anti-semitism is of advantage to the exploiters as a lightning conductor that deflects the blows aimed by the working people at capitalism. Anti-semitism is dangerous for the working people as being a false path that leads them off the right road and lands them in the jungle. Hence Communists, as consistent internationalists, cannot but be irreconcilable, sworn enemies of anti-semitism.
In the U.S.S.R. anti-semitism is punishable with the utmost severity of the law as a phenomenon deeply hostile to the Soviet system. Under U.S.S.R. law active anti-semites are liable to the death penalty.
J. Stalin
January 12, 1931
you had a wank yet?
what a chad
mad how stalin was literally a jew tho
Dear Lord Rothschild,
I have much pleasure in conveying to you, on behalf of His Majesty's Government, the following declaration of sympathy with Jewish Zionist aspirations which has been submitted to, and approved by, the Cabinet.
"His Majesty's Government view with favour the establishment in Palestine of a national home for the Jewish people, and will use their best endeavours to facilitate the achievement of this object, it being clearly understood that nothing shall be done which may prejudice the civil and religious rights of existing non-Jewish communities in Palestine, or the rights and political status enjoyed by Jews in any other country."
I should be grateful if you would bring this declaration to the knowledge of the Zionist Federation.
Yours sincerely,
Arthur James Balfour
save them for bed
>a fucking scimitar
These kikes are trying to kill me!
J. Stalin
March 5, 1953
america and its people are the cucked slaves of israel
Zionism is antisemitic
really makes ya think
why do seething johnny foreigners constantly come into our threads to cry about their inferiority?
Yas Forums raiding for some reason
Is 'there is a light that never goes out' by the Smiths the greatest love song of all time?
/brit/ is a fascist general
Greater men have taken steel to the head of Kings
don’t get why any jf’s post here, they all have their own generals
all anglos are cucked slaves of israel
>reality is Yas Forums
kek
diev et mon droit
oh im sorry im sorry, im just speaking the truth about israel and its firm grip on the leash of its cucked lapdog american citizens
Any Town of Salem man in here?
/brit/ isn't a british general. it's for shitposting
Based
no youre thinking of livin on a pray by jon bovine joni
yes
finna browse /r/UK and see what cringey shite they've posted in the comment section of their queen's speech post
>flag
ironic
wrong incorrect completely false statement based upon nothing
wish this country was more like Italy/Spain culturally
siestas, better cooking, women who don't coat themselves in makeup, better family structures etc
Germans are the cucked slaves of israel and turkey
>One of your egomaniac ancestors boasts about controlling the world, probably while high on quills of cocaine, and now your have to live with conspiracy tards believing you run the Illuminati.
Feel bad for the Rothschild's, I really do.
too much anime and underage kids in our generals
Saltmine
every general is for shitposting, do you think they are speaking about american culture in /cum/?
Is that a rat hahahaha is what what you hunt in the UK oh deary me
talk shit about anime again, see what happens
>The Balfour Declaration was a public statement issued by the British government in 1917 during the First World War announcing support for the establishment of a "national home for the Jewish people" in Palestine, then an Ottoman region with a small minority Jewish population.
I've seen it all before
Revolution at my back door
Well who's to say it won't happen all again
'Cause the generals sip Bacardi, while the privates feel the pain
bottle wogs
>muh cooking
just get better at cooking lol
1. it makes you gay
same reason that if you go to the farthest reaches of the earth you'll find a native wearing some tacky clothing with a union jack on it
had a Dominos 2 for Tuesday last week and already craving another pizza
shouldn't be allowed to be that tasty, should be a crime
why not just deport yourself EU cuck?
BORIS IN HOSPITAL
IT'S OVER
Spain has one of the highest divorce rates in the world.
*floors you*
the sight of this strong and powerful man burns the eyes of the brainwashed jewish slave mutt
PRIME
MINISTER
SAJ'
imagine if common head lice transmitted diseased just like wild ticks did
imagine the horror
Business idea: slags tie you up and force feed you pizza, they can call it femdominos
Guys how do I goad a woman into pity sex? Like feeling so bad for me that she's willing to let me have sex with her?
yes
I voted Leave cos I hate the EU, doesn't mean I dislike European countries
>This isn't a meme
Fucking hell what the fuck
this, high post rate so it's open to everyone
loved by all
The second in command is Dominic Raab.
absolutely mental how then some cats are with the
jews are more soulful people and less degenerate than germans anyway
pic unrelated?
+1 take your karma!
everyone would just shave their heads
A world of baldies
Shall be stealing this one
Honestly i love working from home. Doing absolutely fuck all
lies
All his hopes and plans: Jewed
exactly, horror
highly recommend martyrmade podcast for a bit of info on the balflour declaration and the origins of israel
kek
don't know why people are so invested in the Norman Conquest
it was a feudal war between nobles, England and France were not nations at the time (England never has been and never was a nation) and to the masses it made little difference
Anglo rape baby on the left
cant think of anything less interesting
It's not even worth it, anglos main stongsuit is delusion but theyd probably suffer an instant heart attack if they ever internalized the reality of them being Jewish lapdogs
was reading accounts from shaggers of their tinder hook-up experiences
apparently the most common one is for the girl to just want to get a takeaway meal, go to the lads house, eat, cuddle up watching Netflix (often the same generic shows, the office etc) then shag. Like it is almost formulaic, the girl expects to get a takeaway meal and for the experience to be like this every time
what's this phenotype?
>he says while dropping a drone strike on an orangutan that some south african bred in captivity
>Bro we need this i swear to fuckin god with all this bullshit donald trump has started and festered i would literally rob a bank for a million bucks to pay the dudley boyz to put his ass thru a table !!!! We're the best fuckin country in the world when we're all together trump needs a dam taste of this black and white brothers smackdown !!!
>dude, time and place. This was neither the CORRECT time or place to bring politics. Kindly remove that crap from here, we are talking about TABLES!
>your right my bad bro.. Get the Tables has nothing to do with politics.. The dudley boyz were equal opportunist anyone could get put threw a table didnt matter man or women. And that in itself is greatness.. Again my bad bro..
yanks are a different fucking breed lmao
what does oxford bender look like?
Boris Johnson in hospital lads
Cannot wait for corona virus to fuck off alongside all the normie twats posting here because of it.
go seethe on /his/
Why are you surprised. That’s probably if not the most natural thing on this planet
powerful
wise
brave
all words spoken by men about saddam, his mere presence intimidated the soft cucked american and its masters israel
Good.
Just a reminder lads, never vote Tory.
ur a fan
A Downing Street spokeswoman said: "On the advice of his doctor, the Prime Minister has tonight been admitted to hospital for tests.
"This is a precautionary step, as the Prime Minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive for the virus.
"The Prime Minister thanks NHS staff for all of their incredible hard work and urges the public to continue to follow the Government's advice to stay at home, protect the NHS and save lives."
Boris is our generation's Churchill
>topic of Jewish influence in UK comes up
>multiple seething posters go on at length about how America is also cucked by Jews
strange that
upper lip not so stiff after all, eh
I'm neither English nor French so I don't care either way.
I'm enjoying every second that twats like you are stuck inside
UNIT
cope
the girl in this image (the real one) is so cute
bet she would be a very nice and cute gf
fuck off racist prick
OUR PRIME MINISTER IS DEAD
he's poundland churchill
Sorry sweetie North America hasn’t been tamed just yet
his cough literally nothing. probably just from smoking
I've never had sex or been alone in a room with a woman so it's all news to me.
The War of the Roses was much more important
the normans were vikings not french, the norman invasion was the viking invasion part 2
would be hilarious if Boris died
bojo sacrificed at the altar of moloch for his zionist overlords.
hhahahahahahhahaha
>it's true
oy vey
I'm a member of the Tory party.
Where you reading account mate? Care to share?
Boris Johronavirus
Bovid-19
Imagine mounting this elk rack on your walls
Most British homes wouldn’t even have the space hahahaha
Say it with me boys: ACTING PRIME MINISTER GOVE
Business idea: Hunt an Eagle
Right. It’s just a tale as old as time itself. Feed them, house them, shag them.
BORIS JOHNSON RUSHED TO THE GRAVEYARD
OH SHIT
ssssshhhhh
It was a while ago on Reddit. You most commonly find the discussions when people post graphs to /r/dataisbeautiful with sankey diagrams about their matches / how many lead to dates / how many lead to sex etc.
>deploying an elk-seeking missile and calling yourself a """hunter"""
top level cringe
wrong, sorry (not sorry)
Thoughts and prayers to Mr Johnson. Wishing you a speedy recovery, sir.
Xx
>it's legit
holy shit
don’t know why you’re all getting bent out of shape about israel. are you all fucking arabs or some shit?
I'm hard right now. Prime Minister Michael Gove. This is the best thing that could ever happen to this country. Imagine the hoards of seething public servants.
herd immunity
don't need no leader in a herd
i wonder how much money she had to pay for the licence needed to kill that, every penny of it went into a jews pocket no doubt
It would be raab actually
How does it typically evolve from being on a couch eating pizza to getting intimate and ultimately shagging?
very distressing and dehumanising
Literally a bow and arrow
The only thing that could surpass Saddam in power were the jewish lies that were peddled against him
its not wrong a viking man invaded your capital and took it for his own, that never happened here we had strong bollocks and sent them packing so they looked for a softer target (france)
business idea: used advanced weaponry to kill defenceless animals and act like it's impressive
I'm a civil servant and I like Gove. I've actually worked with him a bit, he's a nice guy.
have ZERO issue with hunting as long as it's not an endangered species.
step by step
you are beyond help mate
When it gets to that point it doesn’t matter what you do really. The decision has already been made before that.
ssssshhhhhh
I've been a Govian for years, finally our day has come
It's usually women posting graphs with comically high match rates / success rates then the men chime in in the comments section saying how they get one match a year etc.
imagine the monument they'll put up for boris after he did fuck all
its raab
correct doug, well said
>defenceless
have you seen an elk attack? those things will fuck you up son
If Boris died wouldn't they have to hold a leadership contest?
Rate this Dominic Raab quote:
"Muslims have never fully-integrated into this country and they are currently a great fifth column placed against us. Obvious action is needed to undertake a solution that will finally solve this fundamental question of our times."
you literally just described the evolution of humanity mate. if we didn't do the thing you're talking shit about, we wouldn't be using computers right now.
how come there's french on your royal emblem, lad?
it's not swedish, certainly not english; what happened la?
Boris lets Gove handle all the heavy shit, he knows Gove is more Competent than Raab
brother called gove a cunt to his face a few years ago haha.
Just IMAGINE the British Prime Minister getting killed by a Chinese bio weapon
Out of all the mottos of all the companies Nike probably has the greatest one. Just do it. Powerful words. Words to live by
Why can no one ever answer this question? Have posted it many times online, not just ITT and no one ever conclusively answers it.
It's like some big secret that all sex-havers are in on and there's a code among them to never reveal the secret to non sex-havers because they don't want someone else potentially having sex with a girl who they themselves may one day have the opportunity to have sex with.
foreign shite looks fance, look at the modern world with japanese shit on everything its the same thing it means nothing
Yeah I work in the public sector as well and like him but you just know this would upset the right people.
who else depressed here
reckon britain would actually go to war with china over it
Yeah but raab would be the face. Same as it is now.
Very true.
is this the bronze age? Are we still hunter-gatherers?
Get a grip you retard
>a solution that will finally
all i need to know
fancy*
michael covid
we both know you're talking bollocks
fookin 'ell
head of state gives a national broadcast and then the head of government gets rushed into hospital
pretty eventful sunday evening for the united kingdom got to say
we would get our shit pushed in lets be honest
The swedish royal emblem has lion you thick cunt, and sweess have nothing to do with our vikings
The only tinder hook-up I had:
>Met up for a coffee in a town in between our two villages, chatted
>Took a walk up the nearby hill, continued to chat to each other
>Then walked to the local beach, chatting
>Took a bus home to my village, wrapped my arm around her on the beach
>Took a walk on the beach of my village
>Ended up finding a secluded spot and ending up making out and shagging
Then we met up again next week and now she's been my gf for five years
There’s no secret to it. You just do it. It all comes natural
>are we still hunter-gatherers
yes. just because you aren't personally, doesn't mean nobody is. someone's finding and killing the meat you buy.
It won't affect my department much at all anyway.
It just kinda happens mate, you instinctively know when to lean in for a kiss and you just progress from there
euro faggots
Me. Fuck all to do.
American here coming in to say an early F for boris johnson.
Lockdown unironically cured my depression for now
OOOOH SAAAYYYYYY CAN YOOOUUUU SEEEEE
Wish that were me.
this is the shit i use the internet for. nothing else matters
cheater and a loser who hunts
colour me fookin surprised
Your brother will never be half the man Gove is
so you think we've got french on things for anything other than it looks more fancy, are you mental
Yellow submarine is so close to being one of the best songs from the beatles but that childrens song hook completely ruins it.
And I'm comfy on the couch looking at maybe getting a cat. Life's fine really.
>tfw my instincts don't work
is 190 actually racist? I thought I agreed with him politically and that he had his head on pretty straight.
What'd he do racist?
>A Downing Street spokeswoman said: "On the advice of his doctor, the Prime Minister has tonight been admitted to hospital for tests.
>"This is a precautionary step, as the Prime Minister continues to have persistent symptoms of coronavirus 10 days after testing positive for the virus.
>"The Prime Minister thanks NHS staff for all of their incredible hard work and urges the public to continue to follow the Government's advice to stay at home, protect the NHS and save lives."
its a nothingburger
cringe cope
>It's like some big secret that all sex-havers are in on and there's a code among them to never reveal the secret to non sex-havers because they don't want someone else potentially having sex with a girl who they themselves may one day have the opportunity to have sex with.
shit they're onto us
grim, wouldn’t even consider dating a girl who shags on the first date, especially not for 5 years
once went over to a tinder matches house and she was naked within 10 minutes
couldn't get hard because it was too fast loool
Love Asuka
having a plato moment again mike?