/brit/
Ugh the claps was so cringe
Average asian Americans are coal burners now to own white men
CLAP CLAP CLAP
absolute fucking nothingburger speech
Why does any media produced by the British government look like it belongs in a Black Mirror episode?
What a waste of 2 minutes,
WE WILL MEET AGAIN
And with that im away up to see my 90 year old nan
cant believe they delayed antiques roadshow for that
Nobody clapped in Exeter
same cameras
Thank you Your Majesty.
right yeah slags and that
Any Race Across the World man in?
Need that Lizzie bird to abuse my bollocks 2bh
need /brit/ to become a Maya Thurman-Hawke general
WE'LL
MEET AGAIN
DON'T KNOW WHERE
DON'T KNOW WHHEEEENNNN
it's just a cough bro
give her a big kiss on the lips from me
kår blajmi
Strong Godly Speech
Love the Royal Family tbqh
I'm fucking PUMPED after that pep talk from are liz
Thread theme:
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let's ave it lads!!!!
Crosby Stills and Nigger
Not a paki it’s just boring.
would be really funny if the queen got covid and died
youtube.com
>we'll meet again
the speech was as long as typing the google captcha
It's over. kop1
I've never heard this word before this whole virus thing and now its mentioned every 10 seconds.
I don't care to hear it again and I don't care to even greentext it.
Corrr
love pokemon
Fucking hate the Royal Family
Queen is a paki
yeah nah you heard me fuck off
she looks so much like her mum in some pics
Loving how low skilled entry level jobs are now "essential workers"
It reminds me of working those kinds of jobs and youd get those stupid corporate equivalent of gold stars like a patronising pat on the back like you're supposed to feel so lucky to have gotten whatever corporate pat on the back it is
Pakis are seething site wide
Nah lad, you fuck off, wog
>Fucking hate the Royal Family
Alri Rasheed
Also love pokemon but what a shit image
>that queen's speech
What the fuck was even the point?
bit gummy isn't she?
ok when are these shutdowns going to end now that everyone realized millions of people have already had the wuhan flu and recovered
windy out
What does this have ANYTHING to do with British culture you autistic faggot? Do you think people here see this post, and think WOW!.. this guy has a point... lads! Asians are now COAL BURNERS to own us!!!
You genuine autistic freak. Fuck off.
brother is a deano
based
Two of my cousins have the 'orona
Corona will sweep the elderly away and bring us home into a UBI funded paradise. God bless you, Coronachan.
had to cut out the good part or he who shall not be compensated would have an epileptic seizure
god bless
BUT WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOME SUNNY DAY
God lad. I wish I knew what England was like to live in during the late 40 and 50s. Thick snow in winter. Thick cigarette smoke in pubs. Still a sense of collective national duty and pride due to the war effort.
if they're young and don't have any other conditions they'll be fine
low skill entry level jobs are essential though, probably the most essential jobs in the country.
if nobody delivered packages and stacked shelves we would be utterly fucked
Average white American woman by mid to late 20s
sorry to hear
they're in for a few days of feeling sick and then about a week or so of having a cough
truly dire
She doesn't even look like a real person.
Looks like an Android to be honest.
Just purchased a synthesizer lads
I often wonder how different the country would be if Lizzie had full power. She seems so done with the Parliament’s bullshit.
Really want to become a Viscount lads, for no other reason then I reckon it'd be pretty nice if I could introduce myself as Viscount user. How does one become a Viscount? I'd probably settle for just Count too, if necessary.
why do rasheeds hate the queen so much?
i for one really love the royal family except for harry and meghan im glad theyre technically no longer royals
harry was a top lad but he really fucked up by marrying some used up failed soap opera actress who was previously married to a pornstar
Dance wagie dance
Kek lad. My whole family had corona. They are fine now.
she literally said fuck all. no one says anything meaningful about this at all it's all a load of BOLLOCKS
chips
havent seen a simpsons episode since i was in school
whats it been doing this past decade? i know its still running but is it still a kids show or did they adult it up cause i still see Yas Forums posting about it but nobody else
looks at her thighs though
you just know she has a fertile womb
S T I F F U P P E R L I P
hey
the queen has never said anything about sheeds has she. fuck her
When they pipe this through the radio
you get ready to do some hillbilly shit
youtu.be
Lmaoing at all the white German girls tinder swiping in Atlanta
But you earn barely enough money to live and aren't respected
The current royal family are gay and cringe.
so what was the old bat banging on about this time? did she fall alseep at any point?
not a guarantee at all
Thoughts on this
might cop
Sister is an aspie
literally the only reason she did it was because the government asked her to because they're afraid yobs are going to fuck off the quarantine and congregate in parks getting drunk as soon as it gets sunny on the reg
now with the queen having given a speech, the brazen alcoholic, van-driving, working-class fathers of these yobs will tell their sons to toe the line for "are Maj" and not be loutish chavs
Have you ever thought about shutting the fuck up you stupid fucking autistic cunts
Want to do this. Practicing an instrument during quarantine sounds like a good idea
Charles will literally die before she does.
Imagine getting cucked out of being King by your own mum.
sister is a deanette
german girls are the most bbc thirsty in europe. used to browse a pua/sex tourist forum and all the black guys told other black guys to go to germany
bang
You can be respected inside within your 4 walls
as a shop toiler I feel like this
it's all just patronising shite
the same middle aged cunt who would be wanting to speak to a manager because I didn't smile at her will be thanking me for my service or something like that. whole thing is unbelievably false and cringe. same people will go back to treating us like shit on their shoe after this is over.
...
seriously hope these are being used for running and thats it
imagine wearing these out about
how dire
Only muslims and Irish hate the monarchy. Which are you? Nonce.
>previously married to a pornstar
???
Just got my 750 coronabucks. Thanks wagies.
>used to browse a pua/sex tourist forum
The /brit/ poster phenotype
the government has more swing with the working class than the royals do. people on low incomes far more likely to listen to the politicians they voted for than the queen. most young people (people under 40) don't give a fuck about the monarchy
does online dating make you want to kill yourself?
why do you keep doing it?
The Queen saying "we'll meet again" at the end of her speech is like a title drop in a movie.
Railway signallers
Key workers worthy of respect
>100GB for Call of Duty Warzone
Fuck that. I'll stick to Apex Legends
Apparently they are feeling tired and coughing a lot. Only had it since Tuesday though it seems.
never done it
>prayer or meditation
Fucking kek
Dumb pc queen
as I said, it is their bald, sun-burnt, van-driving fathers who will have watched and will threaten their thuggish sons with domestic violence if they don't obey the queen's orders
why does the queen allow muslims in britain when they hate her?
for me it's prayer and medication
Meditation is based and redpilled
Its ALMOST like
people are conditioned socially.
And there is a concerted effort to instill libshit values, on certain people, in certain places
ALMOST
did the old cunt say anything about the pow getting it and sticking around scotland and getting an nhs test without qualifying for it
did she say anything about the royal peados
I have 6 versions, I post the one small enough for Yas Forums, but unreadable
The queen is a bender
Reckon he's right
Deanos are royalists
yanks help me please (if you have some yank sophistication); in a double cheeseburger ensemble consisting of a bun, the beef, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, what order should the composition ideally be?
this is important and I turn to you in this deeply cultural question
I respect them
I often times forget that their is a queen in this country. Only time I’m reminded is when I post on here.
quite like those
what model are they?
short answer: ouroboros
>we'll meet again
youtube.com
Citation
is the queen the absolute monarch between an prime minister leaving and incoming one?
Aunt is a doctor, and she still visits my 94 year-old Gran every day. Sure she knows what she's doing, but can't help thinking it's a bit risky with the ol' 'rona and all. Don't want to say goodbye to Granny just yet
did you post on any other forums before you found /brit/?
been here about 4 years and been using the internet for 20 years, this is by far the comfiest community
They need to end this shutdown NOW, open everything and encourage everyone to go out. Get it over with quick. If I die so be it, cannot take MONTHS more of being trapped inside, going to fucking go postal
have you come to terms with non-existence?
lol.
god antiques roadshow is ultimate comfy sleepy time tv
She doesn't run the government. We had a big civil war over that and the monarchy lost and the cucked parliament won. We've been shit ever since.
Yeah, Reddit
What’s with chinks cheating all the time from uni exams to video games
i've watching u, boy
ya, u
prancin around here like a tit
u need workin on, boy
same way I came to terms with not having existed before I existed
>2020
>Still a monarchy
We /cuck/ now
thing is ticket office staff get paid far more then your average retail worker despite doing essentially the same thing. amazing what you can achieve with strong unions.
Relax, you fucking woman.
The queen is a slag with a dumpster fanny
you seriously believe an absolute monarchy would make this country better?
sod off newfag
yank niBBas be like "oh wow this heirloom is ancient it's been around since 1950! lemme take it on antiques roadshow" lmao
>We've been shit ever since.
Delusional. Britain only became a world power after the defeat of feudal reaction.
Country went to shit much earlier with muh protestantism fagotry
Yeah, teenspot
started Yas Forums on Yas Forums when it was actually good
moved to Yas Forums when it was actually good
ended up in /brit/ in 2013. don't bother with other boards now really unless it's for a specific purpose
You're not even trapped inside you dickhead. You can still go out for exercise or to pick up groceries.
>now
The Queen is just a real life Mickey Mouse for retard tourists to gawk at
Just put my tinder to Bangkok and it was a fucking state, how do you survive in a country where 99% of the women have no tits?
Y creadur...
Definitely. Look at all the absolute monarchies that are still around. Genuinely based countries that protect their people and shit all over their enemies.
Retard. Britain was an empire before then as it had the 13 colonies.
>feudal reaction
Get your marxist shite out of here.
its a grand old statement but it really doesnt tackle the issue and anyone who would equate the two is hiding from it
it's been downhill since the moment we crawled out of the oceans
wish we could go back to the good old days
I can’t socialize, I have to go outside and behave like a fucking Finn, this social isolation needs to end
Weird how you never see ethnics on there
Im /brit/s top shagger. shagged the queen innit
We would be better off in an absolute monarchy
Think about it. The monarchy would have to have the nations best interests at heart or it would directly affect the monarchy
Beef cheese bacon lettuce tomato mayo
Bottom to top
whole culture is about saving face
failure is not an option
part of the reaosn why I don't believe them about 'rona
evening coys
VERY woke post
Yeah, history and that
lets make it clear you definitely would bang the queen given a chance?
Don’t know what the shut down situation in America is going to be. It’s so different from the situation in the UK and Europe. The US might be the last place to get lifted or it could be earlier- No one knows.
I'm a top shagger, as in I shag bottoms
... dinner making ...
... white bird today ...
... went for a walk ...
boy
>people actually thought that vampire was gonna announce her "death"
lmao, when will you learn! When decades have passed and you realize you actually look older than her youself?
gotta keep up with the jonenes
I smell a London Paki
Monarchy > Dictatorship >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Democracy
This is the correct political ranking.
Of course.
What if they fuck up or are cruel
The queen has no tits
yes
prefer not to say which (was a big cringe case)
Telephony
ive fucked 1500++ times. each time has been nearly 2 hours too. ive spent so much time fucking. tired of it i think.
Absolute monarchy > Constitutional monarchy
Im cock of the board, as in I frequently post dick pics on Yas Forums
The Blitz spirit. Our NHS. The national effort. The great society. One nation policies.
I embody all these values.
put your tinder on africa and see all the blonde german and scandinavian women there if you want a laugh
Video Game Related, obviously.
Based
>Britain was an empire before then as it had the 13 colonies
It was second rate behind Spain and France, even Holland and Portugal had large colonies abroad.
>Get your marxist shite out of here.
Great Britain became the world power because it was the first capitalist state and massively outproduced its rivals, this could only come with the creation of a capitalist state. Had it remained an absolute monarchy then it would've fallen behind and sunk into torpor like France before the revolution or perhaps even 19th century Spain.
This but with my hand
marxists are peak cringe desu
haha yeah
>German and Scandinavian women
That’s a big yikes. British birds are better
>Sunderland has the best support lads!
>Beat up the Netflix cameraman because your team is losing
Quite something these norfeners
somethingawful
annoys me when we throw around terms like these.
we're just muddling through it the same as everyone else is.
not a special case, it's not the blitz all over again
>Look at all the absolute monarchies that are still around
Lol'd
might as well jump
Of course not, but there's no use in thinking like that. Is there any guarantee you won't be struck by a meteor tomorrow? Or religionofpeaced in your sleep? No.
Charles doesn't carry the magic and the respect that Queen Liz carries. Liz became Queen in a VERY VERY different Britain to the one today so she still carries some of the divine status and respect that was initially afforded to her. Dad was telling me in the 70s and even the 80s in every cafe in England there was a framed picture of the Queen. People were WAY WAY more patriotic back then according to my dad.
Sex Pistols changed a lot of things.
I don't think so, Rasheed.
Europeans have some sort of chip in their brains that programs them to want to be serfs
quite a lot of pengers on leeds tinder
hello lisicki
Wtf delete this asshole
Shit Cody, sounds tough.
Hitler would make a better queen than that windsor cow
living in the fetid corpse of a once great nation
Just found a hacker on warzone with a welsh flag
based
>Sex Pistols
how the fuck did one band affect anything that much
The British empire was the greatest and most successful empire in history.
pawned it in 1951
A lot of the girls on my Facebook are from Leeds. Fit like but most importantly they’re game as well.
Literally everything is the same as WW2 and always will be from now on.
Americans have some sort of chip in their brains that makes them want to be serfs to Jews.
she wants a man who says words like "fastidious"
seiliedig
it was the treatment of diana that nearly did for them, tarnished the image. blair saved the monarchy and they will never forgive him for it.
have you lads ever broken a bone?
yeah, a dorito chip
It certainly was, and it was thanks to the British bourgeoisie in its relentless search for new markets, not the monarchy.
God that's really rattled some cages tonight
cope emmet
Grow some balls Cody it's really not that bad
Wahh you can't drink out of a shitty red cup and smoke out of your bong with a Tapout sticker on it with the Bros in your snapback what a terrible thing
kek
anyone else cant stop thinking about how much your friends are tugging their pipes and fingering their fanners while they're bored and stuck at home losing their minds?
she looks like she dies in a ditch in some third world shithole
do blonde women really prefer black men?
always thought that was just a meme but all the people itt now are saying that blonde women are in africa and tindering in atlanta wtf
speaking of pawn shops, you lads ever had to pawn for quick cash? ive gotten all my stuff out with haste, except once i brought in a psp and never went back for it. damn thing had some of my gfs nudes on it so someone got a surprise
Every single one, multiple times.
yeah me thumb