/brit/

Saint Pierre and Miquelon to be kidding me!

Still don't understand why achilles was fighting the trojans

I don’t go outside, I don’t socialise with people. I don’t speak to people. I play video games all the time indoors. Why don’t I have a girlfriend. I fucking hate women

funny how long this thread has been up and no one noticed this feller

ababababa

Rarer than Antarctica got to be

Why is there Vegemite all over the catalog?

R A R E

SPAMTBKM

I laughed

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Sad

Tres rare.

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This doesn’t sound like Michael 2bh

Many such cases!

mitraillette

refuse to believe this is even a real place let alone a country

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ahah

bet the proxyspaz is loving this
actual tards

Obviously the "5G causes coronavirus" is a 'limited hangout' diversion seeded by ruling-class agents, (& their dupes) to distract from the simple reality that 5G makes mass-surveillance, digital ghettoization and population control much easier.

>Saint Pierre and Miquelon, officially the Overseas Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon (French: Collectivité d'outre-mer de Saint-Pierre-et-Miquelon, IPA: [sɛ̃.pjɛʁ.e.mi.klɔ̃]), is a self-governing territorial overseas collectivity of France, situated in the northwestern Atlantic Ocean near the Canadian province of Newfoundland and Labrador.[3][4] It is the only part of New France that remains under French control,[3] with an area of 242 square kilometres (93 sq mi) and a population of 6,008 at the March 2016 census.[1]

>The islands are situated in the Gulf of St. Lawrence near the entrance of Fortune Bay, which extends into the southwestern coast of Newfoundland, near the Grand Banks of Newfoundland.[5] They are 3,819 kilometres (2,373 mi) from Brest, the nearest point in Metropolitan France,[6] and 25 kilometres (16 mi) from the Burin Peninsula of Newfoundland.[7]

>no squares
Yeah nah, do one you cunt

it's just a couple islands next to newfoundland that france technically owns

f2b

is there anything more cucked than texting a girl when she's with a guy

Hector killed his cousin.

Proxywanker rolling in (You)’s hahahah you fucking simps

Its for you.

F
6
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Here for this Thank God

Hehe I saw you in /fr/ earlier. Nice to meet you again.

Wow did someone from a country that doesn't normally post just post something? Incredible, what a landmark

Useless tossers

only good crisps there is monster much so
G,2,B

Least you're honest

A3F

I know

mao was cringe, deng xiaopeng was based

Does your william have a nickname?

The missus calls my william "Mufassa"

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peng flag to be fair

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Lads, is it alright for a lad to use a hair dryer?

hello gay

Basque Brittany and Guernsey?

this but the opposite and with a shrill communist chinese choir backing me

bender

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he knew he was going to live fast die young so he went along with it

how do i get a perfect looking gf?

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Quavers, even if they are a rip off for how much you get
>No Twix
Fanta or Dr Pepper I guess

Goodness gracious
That better be a proxy

No, I can't remember
Did I enquire of this?
The question not posed

-a haiku by me

big didders under there

The way things are going only men who groom themselves to the utmost (this includes hair dryers) will receive the fruit of peng birds

FUCKIN POISON IVY ALL OVAH

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How else are you going to get volume in your hairstyle? I blowdry my hair every time. I also use schorembarbier.nl/product/reuzel-grooming-tonic/

Be Black
Play Football

But why was he even in Troy? He didn't care about Helen as he never took the oath. From the sounds of it Achilles was just a good warrior but hated everyone but his men.

not guernsey, normandy

D1AB3TE5

Chocolate goes with tea. Having chocolate with crisps and a fizzy drink is classless.

A,1,C

Absolute perfection.

for me, it's Alan Sugar winding people up by asking why people aren't allowed to sunbathe in the park

youtube.com/watch?v=lKTbhC0s5xg

Currently pirating europa universalis iv despite having never played civ or any other strategy game

Nah both were good.

>no lion bar
unbased

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Coronavirus has been exceptionally underwhelming. Think it’s time to admit it’s a big nothingburger

me rn

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I don’t own a business, I don’t have an accountant, why did I just wank to this?

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Move to Leeds.

He was told he would find glory in Troy and that's all he cared about. Also

hardly ever go near fizzy drinks
when you've been off them for so long then try one again it's like drinking acid

Bet you wish you had a big fat somethingburger in those tender American jaws, don’t you? A big juicy one?

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Love a bit of l33t speak
Reminds me of my first internet pseudonym, _gr1m_r34p3r_
Or something like that.
Back when I was playing Half Life mods online
What was yours?

it's a good game, it will take a few hours to get familiar with it, stick at it

What about Xi Chang Pingpong? He was pretty based.

I'm so sick of this "built for BBC" meme. Listen here bud, just because you have some crazy fantasy of your gf or your wife getting railed by some dumb nigger, doesnt mean the rest of us civilized people want to see that shit or partake in it. STOP SAYING BUILT FOR BBC! These women arent "built" for anything but love and attention, something YOU should be doing. Why cant you get it through your stupid incel brains that not every girl needs to be railed by niggers because she is beautiful? FUCK OFF with this "Built for BBC" meme. Its stupid and its WRONG.

As a matter of fact, YOU are made for BBC. How about that, cuck boy? How do YOU like being seen as the receptacle of nigger dick? I bet you dont like it!

Get a life you incel morons. Just because your gf or wife would rather fuck a BBC, doesnt mean all our wives and DAUGHTERS want the same.

I'm so sick of this.

love birbs

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that's just awesome

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for me its paprika crisps followed by some red or black grapes

Isambard's first project wasn't it? Only finished long after he died.

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did he died

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snuffling

Trying a little too hard there chief

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why do people actually believe the greeks had these grand battles
they most likely didn't, they were fat meds who sat around "thinking" all day

Not a god damn clue why Environmentalism is a "left wing" issue.
Real environmentalism means stronger borders, less international trade, increased domestic production, all of it leads to a sort of nationalism

Unironically not had a fizzy drink for over a year and a half and agree.

Mental I would drink several a day yet the smell of coca cola seems absurdly sweet to me now

the dream
the zenith
the apex

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birb

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Not trying at all actually. Be a good lad and run on now.

Ever think about people without friends that don't have an imageboard thread where they can cure their mental problems? How do they cope?

Never knew gypo jack made music
youtu.be/PZQVaUrx9Ew

accidentally read some Yas Forums threads on the way to opening /brit/
dire state of affairs

wonder if anyone has ever came all over her thighs haha wouldn't that be funny haha

The Chinese Question

There are two important things to keep in mind when it comes to China

1. China has historically been the marketplace of the world, it is where the entire world buys our goods because China has a lot of them, they sell them to everyone, and they sell it for cheap- they have absolutely tons of resources, factories, and the largest labour force in the world. Any good economy will rely on China for their massive quanitities of goods.
2. The Chinese state is an incredibly untrustworthy regime that is antagonistic to the Western world, possibly unleashed this global virus on us as an attack, is expanding its influence, interferes in western governments, censors media, bribes global institutions, abuses human rights.

So what do we do?
>Nuke them
Bad idea. Destroys the global economy in a way that it will never recover. We need China for its markets and goods. We need them now the same way the Victorians, the Italian city states, the feudal kings, the Arab caliphs, the Persian emperors and the Romans needed China.
>Just leave them be
Bad idea. Allows the Chinese state to continue interfering, antagonising and expanding its influence.
>Conquer them and rule their country from the West
Still a bad idea, because the Chinese people will never accept a westerner nation or corporation ruling their nation. Everyone hates a foreign ruler.
>Balkanise China into several nations
This would probably just increase conflict in the region and it would divide the powerful Chinese labour force.

Personally for me I believe the best solution is just advocating for regime change, with a native Chinese government except it is democratic/liberal/republican and is staunchly pro-Western. Like if the Republic of China from Taiwan was to take over. That would be the best solution.

lmaoing at all the seething southerners on Twitter right now.

holly peng

Joe Rogan posted some good quarantine porn

is it chewsday already?

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word is he didn't but his wife did :(

You’re trying a little bit, you’re a sensitive guy sorry if I hurt your feelings

Did you pop into /eire/

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our left wingers want to protect the environment while covering all of the countryside in concrete to house LGBT refugees

british celt on the left
saxon on the right

And /brit/ is any better is it?

Need a king as based as Edward VII again, but with the current lineup that's not happening for another 100 years probably.

Fair point

If boomers want half my salary for a cupboard in the houses they bought for nothing in the 80s and 90s you’d better believe I’m going to the park.

Blaring trance and drinking beer and mum told me to turn it down haha silly bitch she’s very close to getting a knuckle sandwich ngl

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ok neoliberal

button it rorke

Do you want to find love in [country]??

Is the Modern Warfare 2 remaster digital release only?

no such thread

yes

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not a word

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Tim Burton

never seen this one only the other one
like uncovering ancient history

can tell a woman wrote this

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normand basque breton

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Scumbag behaviour like in all fairness

It's not, in Europe the far right is heavliy linked with the green parties. the original nazis were big gren socialists so it kinda makes sense.

Yeh lol. Hypocrites the lot of them. They just use it as a cover up for what they really want

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just dropped £100 on the twitchfu hehe

It isn't really though. It's 300 posts of inane shite.

Yas Forums is making fun of us again lads

laughed at the simplicity of this one

No one, and I mean no one believes the Illiad or even the Trojan war ever happened.
It was literally a fantasy book.

have lived on 2 council estates in london.
on the first one there was liek 3 murders that happeend whilst i lived there and another 2 after i left.

never had any issues with crime or safety personally though

I’m my own man I’ll do whatever I like, she’ll be getting a wrap if she opens that door again by god

I know. I was talking about her

you made that thread didnt ye

have women always preferred the dark outsider?

why do irish people say "like" when they finish the sentence

Scared to go to council estates after I was chased by a large group of locals when visiting a friend (I was maybe 14-15 or so when this happened)

It's insane how beautiful Yorkshire women are.
Most beautiful women in Europe easily.

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Fuck up mutt ffs

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gwan bazza

Most of the shittiness of China has grown under Xi. We need another Dengist leader to take the reigns. The CCP can reform.

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Beckham really is a daft cunt

This whole Covid19 pandemic is Western propaganda against the Eastern Bvll

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got into a massive spat with my dad arguing in favour of neoliberalism

how did charles father two massive sons, they dwarf becks

>Not a god damn clue why Environmentalism is a "left wing" issue.
Because environmental regulation requires government intervention and the reduction of profits for many companies; it's considered interfering in the free market.

Granted, right-libertarianism/modern conservatism isn't the only ideology that comes under the right wing umbrella. Forms of fascism always had a ecologist streak in them.

you got a link to a video there pal?

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maybe it’s because i’m from an upper-middle class background but i never agreed with this idea that the uk is really grim

Xi Jinping is a first-rate Marxist-Leninist leader. The endless propaganda against his leadership is proof China is on the right path to socialism.

Idiot

fucking chrome keeps crashing. shitty cheap laptop

Do one you toff cunt

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all of those men would be virgins in the west

Most British housing is utterly dire.

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Muscular manlets look so POWERFUL

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This, its undeniable

The unity of man

corrr, lad on the right is on some proper toadtech

looks absolutely smashed and slammed, heisenberg toadline bossmode

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Corrrrrr lads what a freaking tuner

voca.ro/5Fy1ETW4hFz

bit rude

Cooooorrr

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lmao'ing at those manlets

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NEED to shag

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HFP

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used to wank to this girl years ago, shes from leeds

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EXPLORATION OF SPACE

lads around 5'8" who are shredded are the most powerful race

The fittest girls in UK are from Leeds.

You can rub your cock between my arse cheeks and pretend it's her tits if you like.

Can quite literally see her babyfeeders

good one lad

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Of course she is. The best looking English women are from Yorkshire

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