European movie theaters don't sell popcorn

>european movie theaters don't sell popcorn

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...the fuck are you talking about?

>american movie theaters don't sell the koran

In fact, most theaters do.
Popcorn is trash though

They don’t even sell crab legs. I think it’s literally illegal for them to eat in movie theaters.

>american movie theaters don't sell guns

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>european movie theaters don't have shootings

kys

no u kys
honestly, corn is the worst cereal there is

>americans can't buy Kinder Surprise Eggs
all of my sides

Wasn't there a machete brawl in one of your cinemas several months ago?

Popcorn was banned from my local kinoplex since the falcons were attacking the audience to snatch it.

what do they feed the birds? what is the policy on penis inspection?

t. alberto barbosa

>Banning popcorn instead of having a designated shooter to snipe the falcons

lmao @ yuropoors

>

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Wish they stopped selling food altogether. I'm tired of sitting on moist seats with popcorn leftovers all over the place.

Due to EU regulations, our designated shooter is only allowed to use tranquilizer darts which makes the whole process much harder.

*CRHS RCHR CRSH CRHSH HSHSHCRHS CRHSHS CRHSHS CRRSHHS CRHS CRHSHS CHRSHS*

What is she eating?

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what the fuck do you mean

Beer with popcorn, a delicacy.

He doesn't just buy boxes of candy at the dollar store in the mall and sneak them in.
Sad!

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>they dont sell stuffed cornish game hens in movie theaters
Rofl @t yourup

lol

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why are Murricans like this?

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That kid could be a huge Gigachad in the future but unfortunately his mom will make him eat until he's like 200 kg

what the fck?

I have no idea, my literal shit eating friend.

Do
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>birds
We don't allow falcons at all, only pigeons and corvids.
>penis inspection
It's called foreskin inspection here, if you're not stinky enough you're not allowed in.

Didn't she release a stupid song about this?

>DID YOU GET THE CLOSEUP OF THE CHICKEN AND SODA?!
>YYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSS!!

Are you memeing, a falcon cant enter inside a theater

The fuck are you on about now?
My local cinema has everything from popcorn to burgers. The seats even have cup holders and trays for your food.

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>American McDonalds doesn't sell beer

lmao

what the fuck they give you bags
we dont get bags
i have to put my pickle in my popcorn (thats how i like it but still)

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Fucking city fag..
I have this shit here.

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Someone told me in Germany they drink beer flat, is that true? I can only really drink beer when its flat.

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at my local theatre they have 3 concessions stands. The one in the lobby is new with digital screens, the other two have been abandoned since the 1990’s and still have the old pictures and candy up. This photo reminds me of that. Its comfy.

>his """""theater""""" doesnt even sell sloppy joes.

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The bags are nice, we didn't have them before either.

What kind of shitholes do you have for theaters?

I live in a small town (less than 800 people) so the cinema isn't exactly top notch. It seats a whopping 55 people. And it shows 3 movies per week, 4 times per day. I used to work in that god damn kiosk.

i thik most wouldn't be alble to even break even without selling overpriced snacks and drinks though

i don't go to the movies anymore but when I was a kid my dad would always take me and my brothers like every month so it feels so comfy for me and makes me miss when the world wasn't so bad.

>teehee! Look at me! I eat popcorn out of a fancy bag instead of my pockets, la dee da!

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the pockets are for your soda and candy you bought before you came to the movies.

Yeah true that. I was 15-16 when I worked there. Simple times. Even though I hated it back then.
I liked watching movies though, I remember when Jurassic Park 3 came out and as a huge Jurassic Park fan, well I went and watched it several times in that crappy little cinema.

Pockets are for pocket sand you pleb.

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>his "country" doesn't sell steak and potatoes and pulled pork sandwiches at it's "cinema"

Why would you keep it in your pockets? Why not just bring a bag?

movie theaters here don't want you bringing in outside food.

I thought America was the most free country?

>"land of the free"

You guys are right, this is basically North Korea.

>harumph! Look at that, Sven!
>Those United Statians are eating"""""popped""""" """""corn""""".
>How silly of them! Peasants!
>mm pass me some more fermented sheep vagina, please.

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