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Kyle Walker faces disciplinary action from Manchester City after reportedly breaking lockdown rules by hosting a party involving two sex workers.

Walker, 29, has apologised and urged people to "stay home, stay safe" during the coronavirus pandemic.

In a statement, City said the England defender's actions had "directly contravened" his responsibility as a role model.

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never wanted a girlfriend, personally

...

Cursed with Persiatic green eyes me

Need Emma Watson to drop a log in my mouth.

had a few
they mostly make you sad

Neither did I until I got one

need an australian gf
youtube.com/watch?v=5AfCY9MhLaA

Mental how you can be fined for that but because he kicks the ball the worst punishment he can get is not being allowed to kick the ball.

do you though?
do you really?

Oh janny
You came and you binned without payment

im finna do it

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Just opened up my chakras

Alexa, download lisicki's racist rants on the desuarchives, cheers.

might get a boyfriend instead

Before boomers were like “pay me 40% of your salary to live in a cupboard in this second house I bought for nothing in the 80s/90s. What do you need space for? Just go outside”

Now boomers be all “please don’t go outside, you might infect me and I might die, leaving my massive house empty” lol

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It is kind of a pain. I didn't talk to her at all yesterday and just got wasted on beer and played videogames. Now she texted my dad this morning if I'm alright

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>diddly asmr

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currently adding up all the costs for a gaming pc lads
starting from scratch so i also need a desk, monitor, keyboard & mouse, headphones as well as the usual hardware
gonna cost well over a grand

>190 is a brown-eyed wog
noted

Nietschze was right about women when he said they make the good times better and the bad times more frequent

Never a truer word has been spoken

Fucking state of JFs, lol they seethe at us lads its funny, theh think that they are better than us for doing anything differently

Perfectly mentally healthy individual.

imagine that was your son

do you actually have green or do you actually have hazel which are actually just brown with a tint

who the fuck is buying more than 6 bottles of wine in one go anyway?

I’ve got blue eyes, but maybe someday Emma Watson will give me pink eye.

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me

Had 9 beers in the garden today lads. Absolutely love the sun

Every English man deserves an antipodean gf, simple as.

d-did he post the topless image in that thread?

asking for a mate haha

about 50% of trannies are left handed
found that an interesting stat

hate having swarthy dark blue eyes

Why do you need that? Why not buy something a quarter of the price and replace it after 2-3 years?

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why would you get that drunk on your own

*WAY-HEE*

IMAGINE giving your kids unfiltered access to the internet instead of pushing them to play outside with their friends. This is what happens to them.

t. grey eyes and coping

Sparkling green la

yeah don't wear it out or anything

What games are you going to play

hallo nederlander

where did you read that? that's interesting. left-handedness is often associated with genius and we know there can be a thin line between genius and madness.

2 grands a bit much

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I'm right handed but wank with my left what does that mean.

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dont want one

cluster of cells interlink

Remember the trannies having a meltdown after one of their lot committing suicide and the parents doing an obituary/funeral/gravestone in his birth name?

Please, I implore you... take an antipodean gf

Reckon I could get away with naming my son after myself, and giving him the middle name Ulysses?

Just seen that the ol' furlough scheme applies to anybody who was still on the payroll on 28 Feb 2020. Technically that was my last day of employment before they got rid of me, so I MIGHT be in line for free money for the next few months after all

Currently writing out an email to former Toilberg and will anxiously await their response

6pm beers with tha boiz on Houseparty lads, u?

Not drunk and also was with family

ah yes clognonce is here

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Can't imagine that listening to mikey's vocaroos would make my day any better or that I'd be missing out on much by not listening to them

shut up you neek

been on the vodka mikey?

degen

for both or just for her?

All wogs are such

mikey cracks me up

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>and replace it after 2-3 years?

I like quality products that last a long time.

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howling

The Australian worship of us in /brit/ is pathetic. Fuck off. Go outside. Or at the very least stick to your own general.

that's not me
it's the vpn cunt from /brit/ trying to larp as me

What kind of a subhuman accent is that? Are you a wog?

what does she look like

Heard they get a lo better with another 4 gigs of RAM

what's a decent bluetooth speaker?

does this sound like a spastic voice to you?

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worse, he's a tinker

AAAAAAAAAA I MISS PUSSY
FUCK
FUCK

Just reached up and pulled £1900 out of my arse

Knew i wasn't feeling 2 grand

mikey cracks me open

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Do people on /nederdraad/ hate you even more than we do? Can't understand why you prefer to post here instead of there

You sound a bit like a pikey mate (no offence)

Screaming.

>omg lol watch til the end

Never have, never will

do you seething cunts have to go through the trouble or finding a dutch vpn just to post noncey things so you can screenshot it?

RDR2

6 foot tall with over 2 foot of hair descending from her head and wearing a netball uniform

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how does this work, i got my hours knocked down abit on the 8th of March, will i get paid my previous hours?

Answer the question.

phw- wait a second isn't that that tranny

It won’t last a long time though. It will come with a two year warranty and then it might last, it might not. Lots of applefags crying about not being able to get free fixes on common problems because their expensive MacBook is out of warranty.

Meanwhile, a £300 PC will last 2 years minimum (warranty), closer to 3-4 years irl. You then get a new one, with newer tech at the same price.

12-15 years down the line you’ll have spent the same amount on pcs as you will on your one MacBook. But your pc will have USB D and whatever other tech is out then.

how much money has Paul Pogba donated to the NHS? fucking none

prick

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twinks are hot

What are podeans and why are Australians so anti them?

she got what she fucking deserved

I am loved across the four channels of the world.
Everywhere people tell tales of me and reminisce of all the fun times they had reading my posts.

>What are podeans
People who live in Poland.
> why are Australians so anti them?
They take their jobs.

what?

Inuits, Siberians, Canadians, Alaskans, Greenlanders, Icelanders, Sami, Russians

Jesus christ I didn't understand a single word you said

No just one of our many netball stars (the national team sport of female australians)
Can't post pictures of them due to my IP range being banned from imageposting though

And in 12 years your 4GB MacBook is going to be laughably shit

m,mmm

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was her mouth designed by the infamous bogdanoffs?

So they reckon they’ll ban outdoor activities now if you don’t stay indoors. Fucking state

she got ligma

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>I’m not a wog, y-you are
OK mate.

No idea desu, better get in touch with toilberg and ask

>it won't last

you miss the part where I'm posting from a 10 year old machine?

Wish yanks couldn't understand me tbf

the edition where Mikey stop being funny. silly, retarded piece of shit

PCs can last for ages and they run just fine nowadays
a lot of anti-windows hate from macfags is very outdated

imagine actually replying to yanks

>Brits too thick to stay indoors

Enjoying this gimmick Michael, keep it up

just ordered some oregon gloves

Hungover and want to go to bed but forcing myself to get drunk again because otherwise, the remaining contents of the mini-keg I opened last night will go to waste.

Waste not, want not.

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You lot have fuck all interesting to talk about

Why is that? Are you all slow in the head?

I run GNU+Linux, the operating system that respects your digital freedoms.

cant see that being implemented, people are already having enough of this lockdown mallarky

Do you think the logos is rising?

for me? personally? it's mutual masturbation over facetime with girls that live very close to me that i meet on tinder and who i have a very real chance of bumping into in the street after the quarantine is over knowing that we wanked ourselves off while watching each other.

post something to get my willard hard

Got one of these waiting for after my wank so I do

do you have a radio

Trying to get my head around the so-called neo-Platonic proof of God's existence

It might last but then lots of people posting from 10 year old pcs - which were much cheaper.

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A cunning plan.

outside in the garden with a spliff blaring drill off the minirig™

i've been off the beers 1 week today

102nd consecutive day on the drink

I am an incel

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no you dont
be quiet

based

Do too (back left, inset)

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what's your drink of choice?

Good man remember you starting this journey lasy week. How do you feel.

not based

based

see

skol super, tyskie
johnnie walker black, chivas regal, jack daniels

I'm still fucking hammered from hitting the whiskey last night

How many girls in the UK do you think are fingering themselves as we speak?

Why are Spaniards some of the most delusional people in the world?

feel like pure shit just want her back

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I haven't had a drink since the 14th where's my appreciation you dickheads

everyone is cause of the 'rona

Brazilians of women

cost effective

>only 28 loo rolls left

nervous lads

22k

Reckon girls are hornier than guys right now
I've only wanked a handful of times

pretty sure i've had 1-4 drinks a day every day for about 10 years now

You got the shakes?

Not very good is it. Do you do anything useful

nice cock may i suck it?

Just read every single book by Socrates

haha
wahey

several tens of thousands at the least

>missing mcdonalds

Can't think of a more zoomer sentiment, missing burger King is what you should be doing dumb zoomer now fuck off

Literally two weeks left mate

no you didnt
be quiet

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3 weeks off the beers man has more of a niche

doxxing in progress
i'm coming for your precious loo rolls

war, what is it good for is my fave

wayhee!