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bit early la

*bangs the drum for the NHS*

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mental how is name is actually shaun but he just uses sean for the seen bean gimmick

My mother literally has autism. Pretty weird being normal and being raised by a tist but I turned out into a massive Chad anyway

My dad has autism as well

whens the lockdown extension decision?, tommorow or tuesday?

i'm sean and insist people pronounce it "shay-anne"

The next 3 posters are Pay Piggys

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>I turned out into a massive Chad anyway
yet you are posting here

thinking big bums are average is a shibboleth of a wog / yank

wish KFC delivered

do shaggers play mass effect?

don't let yourself think it might not get extended lad, it's false hope

Quarantine innit bruv!

Genuinely think my dad is autistic and it explains a lot about how i was raised.

>No friends
>Interacts really badly with others
>Very quickly turns aggressive and think everybody is out ot get him
>When speaking with others he will just interject and start speaking to youor the other person
>Has a set routine and hates deviating from it
>Can't understand other's points of views

What’s your go to from KFC

never had KFC in my life

is uber eats broken

yes

hope the 'rona kills off more old tarquin cunts

yeah sure mate, no normie knows the chon exists let alone /brit/

>The only girl I've ever loved
>Was born with roses in her eyes
>But then we buried her alive
>One evening, 1431

I wish I could save her in some sort of time machine.

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Name me 3 languages of the future please. None of that nerd code shite.

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shall be in bed for 9. maybe even 8. no point staying up late on a sunday evening

boneless banquet
add wings
spicy mayo dip
beans for side

uber is illegal in denmark

The fact that a tinker can navigate his way to this very general on this site completely BTFOs the only autists and virgins post here argument. It isn’t 2007 anymore

imagine how many anglo cocks she had in her

went to the store right as they opened and they didn't even bother to restock any toilet paper
every time i've gone to that store they've been out for the past few weeks

might have to go to a fucking walmart instead

KFC is shite, i do not understand the obsession.

reasons:
- expensive
- shite undercooked, undersalted chips
- the people that go to KFC
- takes ages

Manx
Faroese
Tagalog

And neither does every autistic

Already know those

Good choice. For me it’s two rice box meals lately.

niggers like it

for me it's the chicken popcorn

what about justeat i think i heard they do KFC now

fingered her round the bins behind a castle in Normandy

>- shite undercooked, undersalted chips

Mental how bad their chips are now since they changed it

Other than their zinger burgers I agree though, it's just greasy shite.

>getting chips at KFC
hard to put into words just how wrong you're doing it

i'm outside the delivery area reeeeee

it's a shame the UK fag coalition ran chick-fil-a out of the country
miles better than poo fried chicken

All fast food is shite the sort of runts who argue about it are also the lowest kind of vermin

A good chippy beats all that yank shite though. Usually works out cheaper as well.

If you could wake up tomorrow what would you suddenly prefer to know and be fluent in :- Russian? Arabic? French? Chinese Orange? Swahili? Malay? Or Spanish?

the app makes it good value sometimes
I can make better fried chicken at home, it's hassle though

kfc always has the most incompetent staff

messed up and shibbolethed myself today on /ck/

starting to think we might have to go back to work earlier than i thought
was expecting being off until august

if you're eating literally just chicken out of a fucking bucket then you're no better than a a cow and they're milking you like one

Chinese
reckon it's the most useful to know

hope you lot burned down your local 5G tower

nah subway has the most incompetent staff
amazes me how many people can't make a proper sandwich

corona is a hoax

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no need to get heated lad

you're supposed to get cole slaw

Reckon Japanese would come in handy

shut up she died pure
some of the nice English soldiers protected her

Dont know one person that has it 2bh

Australian KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) is quite vile too.
Especially when there's usually a local chicken shop nearby where you can get better chicken at a better price with better chips.

Japanese, so life could be just like in my animes.

Spanish. Sexy language and it’s the only language my gfs family speak

subway staff have to deal with a lot more shit though to be fair

wouldn't get subway anymore though just because it all tastes like the same shit

Russian so I can understand what my mail order wife is prattling on about

Been jamming away to this like seasidemark all day de lads
youtu.be/XNlRBKsqwcg

Want to experience an angry German girl yelling at me befor I die.
Latex SS uniform optional.

ah yes the mythical local chain which is always better than the one everyone has excellent argument

i feel like everyone here loves it apart from me though

>anglo genetics
OH NO NO NO

australian so i could finally converse with the lads on here

you're just hating on KFC cause it's yank. It's proper fine chicken

spotify just conjured this absolute BANGER that i had completely forgotten about up lads

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>Chad face
>Austim eyes
Why god

yeah not bad, not bad. second album syndrome though. first one was impossible for them to top. lost me completely when they got into homo-trance though

I hope you dont mind if I got out speaking the Kings

Pathetic gammons

bossman's chicken is cheaper and better

do they really call it hungry jack's

get in there my lad

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>Austim eyes
not a thing, be quiet

>>Austim eyes
glasses?

My dad is a turbo-normie with hundreds of friends yet I turned out to be a complete shut-in with no friends. I'm not autistic though, I just have terrible social anxiety and depression. I wish he would teach me his secret to social success and happiness, but I think I just inherited my mental problems from my mother and there's nothing I can do about it.

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What's your ideological guilty pleasure?
As in, something you really enjoy that is contrary to your political views

For me, it's being a staunch imperialist nationalistic rorke who enjoys commie music
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/soc/ is a fucking cesspit

worse than Yas Forums and holy shit I didn’t realise just how ugly fellow 4channers are

what's your go-to san pellegrino lads?

for me, lemon mint or maybe red orange

Na all autistic people have eyes that stare

The water

But communism is imperialistic and nationalistic. Makes perfect sense.

I was born with a condition called Oyospangiel Deteritius which essentially makes one of my eyes about an inch lower than the other, i look like fucking sloth

Don’t like San Pellegrino

all eyes do that, that's why we have them

what mean thing did they say?