/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

I think he got the name from the time I met a girl named Riley, idk why he'd name a picture of me Riley though.

nice mustache

shaving my head bald again because im disgusting genetic monstrosity of a man

Riley 2.0

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wow rude
but true desu

I jesus real?

You just can't handle a man's musk

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I smell nice, I started using a new shampoo and conditioner recently.

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>dr. squatch
that does not sound like a good name for that product

that shit is expensive

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if i ever sucker another one of you retards into meeting me ill fucking kill you

that's repulsive

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Hey (: want to hang out?
You can try.

Imagine criticizing me and then posting underage drug addict whores.

>armpit licker
>anime figures
oh no it was true all along

Gonna go pump iron and take a shower.

yeah fly me out where you live richboy

The wife is wearing a modest traditional dress. The "husband" is wearing a black hoodie. Speaks volumes

breaking news: /cum/ deathmatch cancelled due to coronavirus

ssshhhh, let him have his fantasies alright

You won't be able to kill me with things you can bring on a plane though lol. I thought you had a gun. Don't waste my time you fucking loser.

Who criticized you?

also, Riley was an Yas Forums poster from Oregon back in the day that rocked a mustache (he is pictured here in the center right flipping off the camera)

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>he can’t bring a gun on a plane
LAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEE
HOOOOME OF THE BRAAAAVE

why would i shoot you when i could bash your fucking skull to pieces with a rock and make your last moments of suffering unimaginable

rofl

Well, i think you can bring it disassembled and unloaded if you check your luggage.

>OI M8 U GOT A LOICENCE FO THAT GUN ON A PLANE???
“Shall not be infringed” what a joke lol

I won't let you get behind me. You aren't a man, so you aren't a threat from any other angle.

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I wonder how it's like to feel like you know and understand your neighbours as peers in your life

of course you can that fucking dumb leaf is dumb as shit

can we get the death toll to 6 figures this week i think we can

you have exactly 15 seconds to post a picture and or webm of an animal

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QUICK TELL ME HOW TO GET TRUDEAU BUX

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OFFICIAL THREAD'S THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=SReJvQ-DADs

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fucking based

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I need options hoyly=eziujhbreztoyq3e784yugt5eary%TGUV>

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uh, you ok there user?

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you're schizo posting now too?
must be tough out there

>please don't be shitty metal
>ONCE AGAIN is shitty metal

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cradle of filth has genuinely GOAT albums in black metal, too bad they sold out :/

sashy will never post good music, just ignore his links and love him for who he is.

uhhh, what is this?
it ain't shitty, user, you just have a bad taste in music

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I think this user just had a stroke

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What is your point? Also that dress is just as modern as the hoodie.

wooow very bad wave post

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doing a post

talking to a women SIMP
walking within a 5 mile radius of a woman SIMP
accidentally bumping into a womans shopping cart SIMP
the person taking your order at the taco bell drive thru is a woman SIMP
you texted your sister who is a woman fucking SIMP
why are zoomers so good at making and using shit buzzwords its kinda funny but seriously incel autism

Simp is an ancient black twitter meme.

fiending for some orange drink cuz

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My hair is at the point where it is just long enough to stand up on it's own when dry, but not long enough to weigh itself down. Not satisfied.

we have this phrase here "vete a la verga" which means something like "go fuck yourself", the thing is if you translate it literally it says "go to the penis", i have never even think about it but it's a strange thing to say, isn't it?
we also have "cabron", which means asshole as in a very rude person or something, but translated literally it just means "big goat"
would you insult someone by calling him/her "go to the penis, big goat"

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everytime i go to micky ds

>sashy thinking about dicks
shocking

Yea I'm fine, there's just nothing I can do here right now. Bit frustrating is all

my hair is past my shoulders

dicks and assholes

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i just want my fucking kid back who knew you could buy a woman and child as fuck toys cause i never thought that shit happened must be amazing being rich

>i just want my fucking kid back who knew you could buy a woman and child as fuck toys cause i never thought that shit happened must be amazing being rich

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this schizo should find another thread. his word salads arent funny anymore.

having kids just seems like a bad idea

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I was going to make spaghetti bolognese but the meat has gone off 2 days before the sell by date.
Im sad now..........

how does it feel to hold the hand of someone you love SIMP
you're not even close to baseline

shaving my head due to being a disgusting genetic monstrosity ha im choppung at my bald spot using scisdors to look truly fucking insane i should slip right into my throat

>having kids just seems like a bad idea

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Modest you dumb fu-
>ohio
lmao nevermind chedd