/brit/

mental how almost the entire airline industry will be going bust as a result of all this

crashing this industry with no survivors (except the big players, IAG etc)

'ash tag save are en 'aich ess

...

does this mean expensive or cheap flights when its over then?

You seem really experienced in the drug scene. Have you tried any other drugs?

mikey would piss himself in fear if he saw me in the street

sat in the garden with a big fat willard up my poohole

Last week told my parents I'll never see them face to face again on account of the sitch (situation)

Hello mikey

I don't really know, I have a small brain.

spent the last 4 hours sharpening wood i took off trees into spears and staffs, think im going mental

I don’t usually say but since you’ve badgered me into talking about it

Drugs I’ve done whilst partaking in British culture such as raves and generally being a wasteman:

coke
acid
25i-nbome
Mdma
Pma
Mda
Various speeds
Ketamine
Weed
Hash
Xanax
Valium
Klopopin
Beta-blockers
Rhino ket
Thc pills
Bath salts
Solvents
Alpha-pvp
2ci
2cb
Poppers
Mescaline
NOS Cannisters

Imagine being such a neek that you’d go through uni not doing drugs.

Any drugs you recommend I do while partaking in British culture such as raves and that?

Also best combo is the classic Calvin Klein, a trusty reliable ol’ friend that’s only physically bad for you, mentally coke comedowns are a doddle.

tl;dr: I fucking love drugs

how do continentals get away with something as noncy as the age of consent being 14

Ah yes that famous "gimmick" known as a response to an actual pandemic hmmm yes very good

nice samefag you freak

its cool to hate what boomers do (dissent)

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it should be made by anyone who care to post on here. be grateful cunt

me dad is 60, overweight, asthmatic and my gran is 82 with heart problems.

Quite conceivable that I will never see either of them again if either get the 'rona

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reckon you should approach your local council and ask about jobs in forestry

hello fellow gays!

sorry I'm just lonely

working on your spearcrafting are we

>I have one small request for you. If you want to start a dialogue with me, then please do not start with this "Hello, how are you?".
>messages me "heyy"
women should be arrested

governments must be very happy that they can force millions of people to willingly give up their freedom of movement just by saying they might get sick for a few days

sorry lad mr. gays isn't in today

grim but we are descended from grimmer circumstances and we WILL pull through this x

Now that I finally have my Luxardo Maraschino Cherry Liqueur I can't decide what to make with it

Reeee declare the state of emergency already Abe you fucking cuck I want to doss at home.

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youtu.be/cPm4iSgPtDA

Been listening to this set like a mad ting haha

honestly tho imagine being 5am and your 4 pills deep into mdma and your mind is fucked so you’re just waving along to this incredibly unique style of jump up drum n bass

Fwaaarkkk

going to spear my local MP in a luddite protest

well, just look at what happened in Florida when people are left to their own devices

They aren’t. People are playing along because they want it over and done with quickly, but they’ll fight back if no progress is made soon.

burnt any 5G towers yet?

i was there

nucking a sigger ball

working on my axe making de lads
youtube.com/watch?v=xlHifdnFddM

really?

whats a calvin klein? coke nad ket? on 250mg of tramadol atm feel great

anyone else noticed the looks theyve been getting to from women the past week or so?, seems there getting thirsty, towns going to be like sodom and gommorah once the lockdowns lifted

might start taking heroin

omg!

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the first time a toilet was shown on movie screens in the US was 1960

No.

Been making crossbows myself to arm my apartment block militia
youtube.com/watch?v=S8pivOifGFQ

nowt like getting off your head off some pills huwwwwwwwww nothing like being in a field and just dancing along whilst your balls deep into 4 eccies huwwwwwww

Psycho? First toilet flush I think

Mad how the upper-middle class pay virtually all the tax in this country

Thoughts on anal sex?

Do people really have sex like that

yea

mmm

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voca.ro/jbqWCv3yfS3

yes.

What virgin freak activities are you being kept from

onced kissed two girls at once at a house party when i was 16
mental how much chad potential i had but wasted

i mean you're looking at photographic evidence

yeah one in Sparkhill was me, planning another attack in Birmingham tomorrow

Yh coke and ket lad

It’s a proper nice wavy feel haha

that said I also find ket the night before makes comedowns a bit easier

this is fake

Not really. Business as usual here. Albeit the streets are busier than I’ve seen them in my whole life.

I'm 26 and I've never been alone in a room in an informal setting with a member of the female sex who isn't a relative. Never.

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nice feet

women are shit

>684 deaths on friday
>708 deaths yesterday
>621 deaths today

are we finally beggining to plateau?

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>chuck a wank
>don't wash hands after
>pick my teeth

D:

What you want
>some boring desk job, a flat and a girlfriend
What I want
>to die in glory on the battlefields of rome and be remembered forever

kek this is literally me even the age

Yeah suppose so aren't I

Don't know how people like Piers Morgan or Howard Stern or James O'Brien get their own TV/radio shows. They're utterly insufferable, sleazy people. Who the fuck enjoys listening to such horrid personalities

hat

Alri Hercules

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you're wanting hatting is what you're wanting lad

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Mikey you're a good lad but you don't half talk some shite sometimes

youtube.com/watch?v=SHq7NRYUS-Q

Would sack Rome with my man Alaric The Uno

I want to be a Roman centurion with a cute gf

nice.

for me? it was ancient greece

Yes. This is what Ferguson observed. As long as we don’t fuck up, they’re talking about lifting the lockdown at the end of May.

Maybe I’m wrong, maybe I’m not. Who knows.

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mental how many translations that passage has
for me it's:
>time am I, the world destroyer

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Started with the Greeks now we here

i'm nearly 24 years old now. i still feel like a child in may ways even though i know i'm not.

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>incredibly unique style of jump up drum n bass

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I find people who watch Piers Morgan tend to be mouth-breathing low income workers who watch ITV, the X-Factor, This Morning. Rorkes who love pints and voted Brexit because they thought it meant removing brown people. People who believe the shite they see posted on facebook.

There are slightly less deaths today but much more infections

The deaths should rise in the next few days

very nice work

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wish that game had been better

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I'm worried if I use tinder I'm gonna get matched with 20+ women that are way older than me
t. 18

Wish I didn't eat all of my Nik Naks yesterday

Says it’s 21 degrees in my van. Coooor. Summers in

youtube.com/watch?v=1kzkfES-Hig

got a blocked nose
lots of pressure building

why not take up boxing then

there’s a lot of similarities to being knocked the fuck out in a glorious fight as there is to dying in a gladiator battle

It’s the reason why Wilder was so pissed with his trainer

>rome
Literal pleb tier.

have you been stopped by police yet? whats your excuse if youre asked where youre going

>190cm master race

youtube.com/watch?v=jihNDjeQGSE

WIGGIDY WIG WICKY

JUNGLE IS MASSIVE

man with literally no symptoms (me) definitely has it (covid19)

What you want
>to die in glory on the battlefields of rome and be remembered forever
What I want
>to destroy Rome from within, with 'Christianity"

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What are your business idea's de lids?
For me? Uber but for business contracts.

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september is the sunday afternoon of months

I’m assuming these are the infections that started pre-lockdown starting to emerge? Apparently, we’re still on target though.

everyone's like that

Looking for my dag lucky innit.

So?

The idea of a (fit) 27 year old woman shagging an 18 year old lad is hot.

not wrong

you won't get any matches

lad

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tbf he sdid stay at home and did stay below 3 people

>only losers pay for sex

Im scum so my options are hell or valhalla

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extra hours of freedom from toil have ended
toil on the morrow

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They're all hypocrites. The health secretary in Scotland was caught travelling to her second home twice

youtube.com/watch?v=g5uxmTDwogg

what do you work as lad

was going to post this
mad how we're so far from each other yet so close :3

still bald today?

probably thick enough to not notice the hypocrisy

Find it bizarre that the lads on /eire/ never engage with me when I want to talk about her

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thats why we need to be agaisnt the police state
its always one rule for us and another for them
its just yet another opportunistic elite power grab

ashnikko looks so british to me

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Yeah and I find James O'Brien fans to be the opposing middle class Londoner Remainer type of twat. I don't really care about either's politics, I hate both of them for their character

was 4 of them, him, his mate and the 2 whores

>21 degrees
>summer

XD

wanna shag er ngl
she has crazy amounts of sex energy

oh well lock him up for good i say

Have never watched a single episode of Peep Show
Is it too late now, like Inbetweeners? Or is it timeless, like Alan Partridge?

yep, this is day 2 of being bald

northerners all all sex pests

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fuck's sake lads
was gonna start buying the stuff i need for my gaming pc but the desk is out of stock thanks to corona
cunts

>having another man at your sex party
is he bent

Miss the pub
Miss my local
Simple as