Desi

>why yes my public health strategy is the following:
>1. pooing outside to not pollute buildings where people eat and sleep
>2. washing my body and face in the pure, holy waters of the mother ganges
>doing yoga instead of sports and exercises, just like baba ramdev told me
>frying all my food and pouring fuck loads of ghee and sugar in it, but thinking its healthy because it has lots of tumeric

>what gave it away?

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Do you hear the Tamil bvll ?

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>my five time praying bearded grandfather likes Sai Baba for some reason and used to watch his serial everyday on TV
Weird

FUCK YOU TELUGU SPEAKING INBREDS.
FUCKING HATE YOU!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOPE YOU FAGGOTS ARE KILLED OFF FOREVER!

>sorry bhai, ye AWP mera hai

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sai baba of shirdi was a muslim i think

Nope, he belonged to "all religions" apparently.

yeah they all say that.
but one theory on his backstory was that he was originally muslim

>one chance at life
>not born in a hindi-speaking region
fuck, that feels great

same bro

based macha. where you from?

>once chance at life
>born between India, Pakistan and China

My sleep cycle is all fucked. My body is behaving extremely weirdly. I sleep for 10 hours every day. Wake up at 4.30 pm. What the fuck is happening bros.

More like:
>once chance at life
>born a Cuckshmiri

Why are Tamils so smart? All the doctors here are Tamil.

They are so cocky, just like Punjabis. Their neighbours (Haryanvis and Telugus) on the other hand are easy going bros.

It's because they are near Kerala which automatically gives them a +15 IQ point boost

I am a Gujarati Jew

based. my gf is gujju.

anyway kashmiriboi is gonna hound your ass now.

Fuck him
which part of gujarat is she from?

Baroda. Wbu?

well from the nearby city of Bharuch
you the mallu nair from the other thread??

Rent free

Indiabros give examples of ethnic stereotypes. I hear gujarati love sugary foods and are obsessed with money.

take it easy bro, just some ribbing. I actually like you

All crypto hindu baba say this stuff. Some larped so hard they made their own religion from initial position of we are universal (sikhs). Lol

Yeah, that's me.

Reminder that Aryans will be exterminated and India will be given back to the Dravidians.

Love Hungary bro. Love your writers too, I'm a fan of Antal Szerb and Laszlo Krasnahorkai

cringe

Indianbros
Is it true that caste system was supposed to assign people based on their abilities and not by in which family they were born before the Manusmriti?

I am chill. Just low on mutton and chicken

Well the caste system does have it's origin in categorising people by their vocations

I feel that. Pop on over to China and steal a cheeky bat or two, no?

take the vegpill

So in it's origin categorising jumping castes was acceptable?

Why?

Probably

If so then why Indians screech about castes if it actually just means what your profession is or when ppl born in low caste family get a high caste "job"?
Also is caste a big factor in your (arranged) marriages?

well ancient india and modern india are two very different countries, things have changed.
Caste system is very rigid now and is connected to your ancestors and family
In rural areas caste is very important for marriage not so much in the modern city folk

Bat Rogan Josh it is
Already it Kashmiri Saag everyday as my Kashmiri Brahmin ancestors would've been intended

>almost 9 pm
you ready boys?

hope that one guy from the last thread sticks a candle up his ass.

Bihari are extreme. India and indian religions exist because of them. Nowdays india is dragged behind by them. Either they are labourers or IAS(top guys in beaurocracy).

Punjabis are loudmouth and indulge in self masturbation. Degenerate westernized bunch. They destroyed indian film and television culture. They destroyed themselves because of drugs and adopting american black culture.

Is ur surname bhat

No

there are kashmiri bhats? thought those were only in Karnataka. interesting

You mean that curly haired guy? Wasn't he a huge fraud or something?

No, Sai Baba was different.

No, I do know about the old dude, I was talking about the most recent one that was calling himself Sai baba

Ah wait, I googled it. The fraud called himself Sathya Sai baba

based

>people going overboard bursting crackers
>someone has set fire to their apartment
>some bjp guy taking marching with a Olympics torch and 10 people
India, I.....

holy shit today I realised the power of retards in this shithole, I can't believe how based these retards are lmao.
Hope modi tricks them to kill themselves too, that would be god-tier memeing.

Mashallah, I have finally unlocked the hidden truths in the vedas i.e, the formula to change my caste into a vedic aryan.

>FIR lodged against unknown person in Gujarat for putting out online advertisement to "sell" Statue of Unity for Rs 30,000 crore to "meet" government's "requirement for money" for hospitals and medical infrastructure to fight #COVID19: Police
Say anything but the quality of memes is rising

FUCK KASHMIRIS DESU

THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT

why are doggos allowed to tongue kiss their moms and we aren't

Whenever you ask an Indian about Modi their response is always something like "wow wow yes PM Modi fantastic", but do they know?

>he basically instigated the Gujarat Riots
>ordered extrajudicial killings where police broke into peoples homes to shoot them
>turned all of Kashmir into a prison camp
>has basically made the media answerable only to him

their beloved leader..

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I also said that haha :)

>he basically instigated the Gujarat Riots
Nice
>ordered extrajudicial killings where police broke into peoples homes to shoot them
Good
>turned all of Kashmir into a prison camp
Great
>has basically made the media answerable only to him
Fuck me already, based daddy modi ji.

From an outsider's view it seems that he's trying to get the crowded slums to accidentally burn themselves down.

Which part of the subcontinent has the hottest grills

For me it's Tamil Nadu something about the pitch black girls there gets my pp hard as fuck.
And Kashmiri Qveens. Although they're fairly popular because they're all supposed to be pale and cute.

>ywn be kidnapped and married off to an ugly woman who you could kill without any actual repercussions.
Bros