/brit/

RIP bro, I know you’ll be flaying people alive upstairs x
youtu.be/NVVFvKYUAlo

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/brit/

Went pretty well, usually leave more of a smell when I cook up snags or other red meat

prefer the police version

Any of you nibbas wanna play warzone on ps4

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Not one brit in the first 6 posts.Mental how many immigrants are here. changed times. /brit/ for the british

glad to hear it might finagle some salmon or trout myself then

conspiracy theorists posting on the town's facebook page about how it's 5g causing coronavirus despite the town not actually having 5g...

i dont have a ps4

never understand lads that are into anal

we need extreme corporal punishment on these junkie bastards. Tie them to a large wheel and break their limbs with a metal bar or something

/brit/ wouldn't be /brit/ without australian flags
we're as /brit/ish as apple pie

The based cuck should post a pic of the girl

on pc but isn't warzone crossplay like multiplayer?
been tanning mp with the free weekend and it makes me want to buy it haha

didn't know he was sick

Polished the motor lads

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Britain was built on immigration, we're as British as you are.

Welsh Canadians are a very powerful race

unironically would but my ps4 name is a name i've used online for years and you'd be able to see all the embarrassing posts i made on gametrailers forums when it was 10

good god the last thread was completely yank-free
always a treat

HOW DO I MAKE CORONAVIRUS ABOUT ME!!!!!!

How much do we pay the limb breaker? Will we have university degrees in limb breaking? Will it be a lucrative trade that all the budding young psychopaths will go for?

aye lad it is

lmao

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people going on about ban the burka but back then all the women wearing shawls looking like arabs
youtube.com/watch?v=5HbElEqm1TQ

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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aye good to have some seafood every once in a while
been making my own meals ever since this isolation stuff started, gotta treat the ol tastebuds to some variety every once in a while you know

whats there to not understand?

>Mr Hancock said: "If you don't want us to have to take the step to ban exercise of all forms outside of your own home, then you've got to follow the rules."

>The health secretary said the vast majority were sticking to the guidelines, adding:

>”Let's not have a minority spoil it for everybody.”

This is some Big Brother shit

Only thing they will understand init

Shut up, I have to deal with a bunch of loud and drunk British tourists in my town every summer.

Me mentioned

There's no me in corona virus. Only us. However there is an I and a U.

most zoomer post I've ever read

Fuming they took all the black Israelite videos down off YouTube

Just wanted to see a nigger deny the holocaust and make a jew weep

oh fuck off don't treat us like school children

always fucking hated it when the twatty teachers would punish the entire class because a couple of people were being dickheads

I simply cannot stop listening to 'the boys are back in town' for some reason
can't wait for the pubs to reopen

could be a job for county hurling players for example. Or builders who use sledge hammers.

Same lad
very good post, hate belittlement and being punished for the acts of others

anal

Be a celeb and do a long-winded social media post about how you have "symptoms"
Record yourself applading the NHS and then post it on Twitter encouraging people to congratulate *you* for doing nothing but standing on your doorstep clapping like a sealion .

Based Hiberno-African man

The government is good at threatening people, but not so good at enforcing things. See the TV License and how easy it is to dodge that.

Part of me thinks they're using this threat as a carrot on a stick to make sure people stay home.

the entire point is to turn the population against each other

variety is the spice of life

What's apu gonna sing?

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youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

Lads...

yeah its a complete bluff

Thing is, it'll be people like Hancock that get the blame by the very same people who flout the advice.

10x cups of tea (2x lipton black, 5x sugars each) over the course of the last 8 hours
not sure whats brought on this sudden craving but it's taken hold and refuses to let go
wouldn't be this way if the government grew a set and took the fight to big sugar

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Took the dog out today and the weather proper made me miss beer gardens/day festivals
Probably won't have either for ages

i remember being little and seeing grannies wearing head scarfs

and the palate

virgin

youtu.be/mGsb6sFpSr0
Woiii

All healthcare workers should have their wages chopped in half because of the way they are acting like they are heros but crying all the time for just doing a jog they chose to do

That already happened though. We would be like sweden and life wouldn't have been much changed if people here weren't so retarded and followed the original guidelines

They're not wearing all black of course muslims look worse. Lasses have sleeves rolled up too.

no

why the heck is she sending you lewd pics if she doesn't like you
why don't girls do this for me also?
what the heck

cant wait for deanos bar and grill to open back up

Wouldn’t it be better if we went to impoverished communities and took ruthless young offenders and gave them a better life in the limb breaking trade? The government could find many willing recruits in Limerick, North Dublin, Drogheda, etc.

Take some skangers off the street while we’re at it. We could have champion limb breaking competitions where the finest limb breakers (typically athletes such as county hurlers or strongmen) could display their talent and passion for limb breaking.

I identify as a Briton,
My ancestry comes from all over the British Isles.

clap for the entertainers, the footballers and celebrities without whom there would be no point in the nhs keeping any one alive at all.

have you tried? can usually find a complete stranger on the internet and have her engaging in mutual masturbation with me within the hour.

yes and

'Trudging slowly over wet sand
Back to the bench... where your clothes were stolen
In the seaside town, that they forgot to close down, Armageddon!
Come Armageddon, come Armageddon come!
*breathes in*
EVERYDAY IS LIKE SUNDAY
EVERYDAY IS SILENT AND GREY'

youtube.com/watch?v=ga8K_diGviw

>breeding an army of Robbie Lawlors but making it legal
this seems like a mistake

Are there any male nurses crying for attention?

>why is she...
thr answer is always attention

What's your favourite British region?

Mine is Ireland.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

People barking "Stay At Home" deliver it in the same aggressive manner as "Trans Women are Women"--it holds no scientific value, and defies common sense for people who know the State wont provide for them. A dictatorial mantra is entirely designed to hide a superficial substance.

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Good song, cheers mate.
Going to listen to it when I do the dishes and my H4ck3R MAN stuff

youtu.be/QGwP8YxmIgE
woiiii

reckon being a film director is just for people who are too dumb to be authors

ireland was once 80% forest and the majority of that was gone by the bronze age. “muh english cut them down” makes a nice story, but the vast majority were gone already

incapable of talking to women when I'm sober
simply incapable

what the heck

That’s only the start of it Robbie

there's not a soul out there

NO ONE TO HEAR MY PRRRAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR

wales

for me its Gibraltar

we have to go back

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Morrissey was a futurist
Can think of TWO Moz songs right now that are bang-on thematic for the current Coronavirus situation

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>if people here weren't so retarded
nah fuck off
the vast majority of people were respecting the original guidelines
stop defending the government

Listen to the whole ep lad

hope the nurses that traumatised our lachlan so are living their last tied to a ventilator

you've resorted to denying documented historical fact. wind your neck in.

Did you hear the news? He was blasted by some republicans in Belfast

my based internet gf is sending me pics of her and Chad together and she thinks I should buy a buttplug to wear it for her when she goes out on dates

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prefer the company of women but wouldn't ask any of them no matter how much i'd want to shag them. not gay just effete and cowardly

Yeah. Went to collect some debt or something

very interesting image, thank you

So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.

It would be a healthy and productive output for their anger and they would get paid

you just need to find their kink.

hint: it's always something that makes them feel "small", whether that's a teacher/student thing, daddy issues or simply being tossed about like a toy being used solely for male pleasure

Ought to have just handed his car over.

RUNAWAY TRAIN NEVER GOING BACK
WRONG WAY ON A ONE-WAY (1) TRACK

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I think so too. The government has to be smart enough to know that civil unrest will follow if people literally can't leave their 4 walls, especially since most of the flouters are ethnics.

wouldn't ask them what?

I actually quite enjoy this tinky taig drama but they do know that this is /brit/ not /eire/ right?

well nots get ahead of ourselves with limb breaking. There's also waterboarding and pulling out nails, whipping etc. We cant just have a nation of limb breakers, otherwise a limb breakers union will get too strong and start lobbying to the point we'll have limb breaking for minor crimes

Teenage dreams

So hard to beat

Every time she walks down the street

but how do you do that through a computer screen?

heard you guys have over 300,000 cases now
absolutely mental

out

State of these people

did they ever release info about how they killed the in january

Went twice. Was at the same house last week to collect and got a chunk of it to buy themselves a week, waited on him the next week with a gun.

queen is a sith lord la
been saying it for years

not quite sure why the irish flags are advocating for an army of limb breakers but finding it amusing

they must think you're gay though

racist fucking bastard

Asked a girl I shagged to guess my height she said 5'10
I'm actually 5'8
IT'S OVER

End the shutdowns, end the so called social distancing. Those are ruining exponentially more lives than the Chinese virus.

interesting insight into the irish cultural zeitgeist

the same way i'm talking to you? you can type things mate.

Pure handicaps

if you're nice, you'll finish last
you have to be evil lads
true story

all forms of rhyme is so fucking shit

Fair point, it would be difficult to control such a limb breakers union. May I propose blowtorchers on top of the trades you just named? They could blowtorch nails, appendages, toes, hair, etc.

reckon living here is mega comfy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Plains

>go into Yas Forums
>search fore /eire/
>0 results
HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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It's a christian thing, you'll still see a lot of orthodox christians doing it like the old ladies in russia but it's a head covering it doesnt matter if your hair is showing, not at all comparable to a burka

just be a good boy, stay home and receive the Trump dole check in Trump time la

does it matter. better than being known as a coward. and they'll never have confirmation since I'll never shag a bloke

weirdo for life

This is 10/11 in America.

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There was a 200,000 euro bounty on his head placed by Mr. Big, the shooter hasn’t been apprehended and will be laughing all the way to the bank