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>need to go to work at 7am.
>Can't go to sleep because I'm in a deep suicidal mood and will start crying if I go more than 2 minutes without distracting myself.
Wtf do I do lads? Everytime I close my eyes I cant help but think about how worthless I am.

>couldnt even make the 600 club

yikes

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Some dumb out-of-town acne drug cunt wearing a gaudy California flag sweater tried returning some obviously stolen shit (phone, sheets) at our nice white store the other day. I pulled down the new return policy of no returns and sweetly told her to fuck off after she meekly tried "but I really need the money...". She left the pizza she was going to try to buy. Felt fucking great. Fuck the people of California.

barry bonds was a roider, the hall of fame even refuses to acknowledge him

thats not barry bonds

also, proofs? :^)

wish i was a pea brain

>boredball

i thought you were talking about the .600 OBP club (barry bonds is the only player to have a higher single season OBP than ted williams)

blackpill: Most baseball players roid

nobody ever says "the 600 club" and refers to OBP, you dum dum

unfortunately not the case anymore, but they do in the minor leagues before they get to the majors

>nobody ever says "the 600 club" and refers to OBP
I literally just did pea brain

nobody that isnt a seething Williams coomer says 600 club and refers to OBP

Ted Williams gave up the prime years of his career to fight nazi's. He was hitting nearly 40 hrs a year at that age already and missed 3 seasons. he ended his career with 521 home runs, do the math PEA BRAIN

>unfortunately not the case anymore
I feel like it still is, the last decade has been filled with roiders.

reminder the Astros cheated as recently as last october

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it's not, but they have changed the balls in the last few seasons. pitchers complain about it constantly because breaking balls don't break as well and the balls are more aerodynamic so even contact hitters are hitting 30+ hrs every year

mays served in korea, came back and hit 51, then by his 14th year hit 52 HOMERS in one year, before finishing at 660 singers

he served one year

this was against the yankees though, so its ok

yes, he served 1 year in korea

ie, he served in korea

I fucking hate being American

My penis smells really bad

If he had missed 2 more seasons he doesn't break 600

uh oh

that's ok I'll kiss it better for u!

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>0 (zero) mexican posters
ok, well cali are the next closest thing so what is this video about. this is IMPORTANT that i know
youtube.com/user/UltraRecords/videos?view=0&sort=p&flow=grid

this is unironically true

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im mexican bro

meant this video
youtube.com/watch?v=FzG4uDgje3M

its hard to say, was def more common back in the day

>if
>b-buh

ring a ting ting

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giants still suck

kiss the rings(3), baby

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It isn't it lewd for two men to sleep in the same bed?

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I really picked a bad year to get my shit together didn't I

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no

you can kiss all 27 of them, nigga.

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not a real sport

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>new jersey
>yankees fan

absolutely embarassing

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I hope this shit don't die down soon
I don't wanna go back to work

Cool and locked down

north jersey is yankees country even if I live in south jersey now
born in new york anway
ill be talking about # 28 after the world series in december :)

I really want to stop using windows but all my games and memes/pics are on it and im too broke for cloud storage

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heard that every year for the last decade

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god this game was hilarious

i want to be a merchant

Our bench utility player hitting the first cycle in playoff history was my favorite part

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