/brit/

It's 601

imagine raising a handsome successful son only for this to happen
what causes this?

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plastic surgery

you know what lads, sometimes i think my muscles is too strong

corrrrrr

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come on now

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Rule 3

the only thing mtf's are good for is being human flesh lights.

Remember the way she used to whisper 'I love you' into your ear as you came inside her?

Looks like jeff the killer LMFAOOO

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she cute though

Humanity is a species that no longer evolves... If we wish to evolve, we must use technology to enhance ourselves.

anal sex is for benders

a great mystery lies ahead of you
but only you can be the one who-

youtube.com/watch?v=RMQfrXC6XEM

man i want to kiss andy samberg so much
like if i ever met him i was gonna ask him for a cheek kiss or something

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your Greek friend here

I just want to say how grateful I am for being in this amazing country. You guys bashing the UK have no idea how amazing everything here is. I can't wait to officially start working on Monday. I will be very happy to pay my taxes because I know that they will be invested in making this great country even greater.

Long live the Queen!

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>snownigger
>looks like a woman

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blimey

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that's pretty much all they want too
win win

singularity WHEN

the very visage that gave me nightmares as a mere youth

021

not bad as a woman tbf

starting work? in this economy?

Kreygasm

need cheering up lads x

might go go-karting by myself

Watching a video about Blink182 in the early days. So jealous man.

They grow up in these lovely American dream type California middle class suburbs with huge houses, just dicking around being idiots yet they end up in one of the biggest bands in the world and their mums are so adorable, completely understanding their son's cheeky humour and everything is just so carefree for them.

Very cool

Would you take this girl home to your mother?

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evolution is adapting to the environment
we control our environment, so we don't evolve

cheers mate. stay safe in these trying times brother

did you get the flat?

probably felt like he completed masculinity and needed a new challenge and he's winning at that as well. mogging us all

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yes, I am a software engineer at Amazon, everything is fine in tech companies.

*gets corona*

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the greek meow because he know in my country the opportunity

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someone help these people ffs why are they allowed to humiliate themselves with hormones and surgery

made a traffic light with a red, green, and yellow midget gem
wahey!!!!!!!!

poomanity is finished lads. life wants us off this planet and it'll accomplish it sooner or later.

just had a huuuge wank to an australian slag I know is interested in me

Vancouver BC has the prettiest women in the world

Just simple facks

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just found some old holographic pokemon cards. wonder if neckbeards on ebay would still buy them

*does a dance for you and purposefully smacks my head against the wall*
Ouchy!!!
*pretends to get up and then purposefully slips, severing my spinal chord*
AHHHHHH!!! a-are you happy yet?
*grimaces in pain*

Personally i find Scarface pretty boring. Not as boring as the Godfather though. what a shite film that is

yes, I am staying at a flat for 1 month, and then moving to my permanent flat later. When I heard of the lock down, I knew that I had to get out of my airbnb. I was lucky I found a guy willing to give his flat for only one month via a license agreement.

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reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/fun42o/aita_for_asking_my_ex_boyfriend_to_look_at_my_car/

>boyfriend doesn't do something you ask of him for one (1) week
>in response, go over to your exes house without telling him
>bf gets angry
>get reddit to convince you that you did nothing wrong and he's an cunt for getting mad

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Ted K was right about a lot t b h. The internet was a mistake

stupid people have more children than smart people so we are actually evolving to be more stupid

el ogro...

off to rhyl any1 want owt?

What phenotype is this?

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stop using it then

he didn't have to kill ppl though

honestly cant believe hot and perfect brendan fraiser was in geroge of the jungle. how is that that possible o be that perfect

I don’t get reddit
it just fucking escapes me I don’t understand the appeal

still not even nearly as bad as spanish flu

Literal dream girl, cute pseudogoth asian girls

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*beams and claps*
again! again!

sometimes when i sniff coke, i do 2 lines and turn into an anxious paranoid mess. sometimes i can sniff fat slugs all night and be fine. not sure if its me or some cut in the gear

blessed
one of the few unjaded and wholesome lads to grace /brit/. all the best in the future greeklad.

californian

dislike of yanks rising

You know what's some weird shit?
The earth's fundemental magnetic resonance frequency, is the same as the resonance frequency of the human brain 7.83 hertz.
We literally vibrate at the same frequency as the planet itself. Something no other species does.
Experiments in the 1950s and 60s showed that if you throw the frequencies out of balance so that they no longer resonate, it can induce depression and mental illness in people.
Although also oddly, no publicly available information of research into this phenomenon or why it happened has been produced since...

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la abominación de américa

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Alas

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imagine thinking you're a wee gangster cuz you cut dogs and sell pills and then you come across some fucking lunatic who cuts you into six pieces for slapping him upside the head one time and then imagine being a fucking lunatic who cut someone up into six pieces for slapping you upside the head one time and walking into one of the worst hit areas of the troubles that's filled to the brim with actual soldiers who actually participated in guerilla warfare and have the brass bollocks to put their money with their mouth is and realising that being mental can only get you so far compared to being trained and then you're dead

wild ride lads. wild ride.

you wouldn't even know who he was if he hadn't done that

what a cute girl

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cannot for the life of me get Fallout 3 to work on PC

might just end it all lads, first corona now this, sick to bastard death of this grim dance we call life

based. Godfather is dogshit

whats the issue

canadians are mutts too bud

my brothers having to stay at my uncles gaff cos some paki lads from newham are after him, actually mad

it is baffling how they all go for the same look. women now get cosmetic surgery more than ever before and no tranny would ever look like a natural women after hormones other than the odd freaks of nature, but they can look like women after cosmetic surgery because they can do the same surgery to men to achieve that bimbo surgery'd look

Why isn’t it already maxed out freak

did you pirate it

thanks mate, I am very excited to be here.

WE WUZ DRUIDZ

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why are people taking so long to recover? charles did it in about 3 days . arteta too. so did matt hancock. clearly a lot more recovered than is being recorded because the only cases recorded are the serious ones

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same but i don't care about corona and I'm not a gamer

cope harder porch monkey

me and the gf

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why are they after him?

you probably just dont like gangster movies then

No need to post it twice

not necessarily true he was a smart guy and well known for his academic prowess. he could have used that platform to get his message across

you need to be a yank to understand it. or sufficiently yankified that you would worship the ground any woman or leftist politician walks on.

we're all victims of a sick society. stop judging your fellow victims and turn your eyes to the perpetrators. they want us divided

can't in 2020 unless everyone else did

just load it up, black screen then crashes instantly
no, steam

don't understand it either
70k of those are fake china recoveries as well

normal people cant access adrenochrome

where are you finding these ogres, where can I find your beastiary of transgenderism

no one likes an arse licker

Is it gayer to put your dick in a man or to have a man's dick in your arse?

I’ve been thinking that any flu should take a week max once the symptoms show up

some long dispute that unironically started over a slapper 2 years ago n just progressively got deeper since

got my head up my arse

probably because not all that test positive need to be hospitalized

kek

Yeah I'm sure that's worth killing yourself over

only posted it the once, i think you'll find. you may be confusing it with the post that inspired the thought, that was posted in the last thread.

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feeling pedophilic tonight clogwog?

Read the pasta the other day
Utter shite

dont have a clue what this is from but its absolute nonce fantasy whether its explicilty feature in the programme or not

I do like gangster and crime movies though. Scarface and Godfather are just slow and dull. Thing is i don't mind a slow movie either. Chinatown is my favourite movie ever. They're just shit movies

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bit antisemitic

>5'8"

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thoughts on goodfellas

got dat damn muddafuggen coonvirus

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a classic slag post
look at those legs
phwoar

>paisley
>Irish
SECONDS away from heeming this bint through the internet

phwoar would cut a lad up into 6 pieces and scatter him around dublin for 'er

banable post

reddit.com/r/transpassing/

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Wrestlemania so far feels like a TV show at best

Emailed HR about my manager so the die is cast

whatever happened with this bloke?
was he a scam or not?

grim. your brother got anyone to back him up?

what happened to this lil nigga

Posting from bed lads
Hello all

what if poor people have basically been domesticated by the elite? isn't that possible since you can probably look at genetics to see if you are probably poor or not

i feel bad for looking at these MTFs, its tragic

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australians

please send your women to the island of great britain IMMEDIATELY

this is not a request, it is an INSTRUCTION

transgender "people" truly are odd

apparently a well known movie but I have no idea
it's a joke you seething projecting nonce

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I’d rather a girl was into her ancestry and roots (even if it’s LARPY as fuck) than being your typical nigger idolising femoid who exclusively consumes American ZOG cosmopolitan media.

how do they even record covid stats accurately.is there a person in every hospital in the world doing the daily count and sending the numbers by email just to whoever their boss until somehow it ends up being the final result ? seems like it would easy to make a mistake

ah another /brit/ where we just post stuff from our favourite subreddits grow up please

most recent vid of him

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>saying that the earth and the brain have set frequencies
wrong

>sort by: controversial
ohhhh dear oh dear, ohhh crikey moley

RIP

You realise Big Ian called himself an Irishman?

>the troubles
>total casualties: 3500

some “conflict” you have there lol

>ywn fight with Ho Chi Minh and Vo Nguyen Giap
youtube.com/watch?v=tyE1_0itU84

>it's a joke you seething projecting nonce
whatever helps you sleep, nonce. enjoy explaining that to the authorities.

always a bigger fish

Should've known better than to attempt to post anything other than slags, normie deano shit or anything that requires any level of conscious thought from you literal children and retards.

that’s fair

Is this that little turd that was getting bullied?
Why is he dressing up like some rap gangsta FFS

if i've said it once i've said it a thousand times:

legs>arse>tits

yeah don't mind it and I like Casino too. Thought the Irishman was even worse than Scarface and Godfather though. Now that film is bollocks beyond measure. THREE AND A HALF HOURS of people trying to tell Jimmy Hoffa to cool it and him saying no. The film Hoffa is miles better

>please
>this is not a request, it is an INSTRUCTION

I think she looks fine desu, looks like an older woman

Anime and video games have warped your image of the female gender

You realise I was SECONDS away from heeming Big Ian outside City Hall on many an occassion for the same crime?

built for bbc

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I spent 10 days in January in London and Cambridge while interviewing for several companies. I lived here before the COVID crisis, and I have to say, I had the best time of my life.

I know that things are hard now, but they need to be to protect everyone from the virus.

I was here in January and had a BLAST for 10 days. A freaking blast, which is why I aced all my interviews. The best time of my life.

And now I am living the dream my man. Living the dream......I can't believe I am here in the UK. I go out to the supermarkets and still can't believe I am hearing all these regular people speaking in the English accents. Such a nice feeling to be honest.

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the whole foundation of civilisation is a impoverished majority propping up a small elite. make of that what you will

lol love this

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Good morning lads.

last one

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>fake moni is here
YAWN

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we can’t even if we wanted to mate borders are closed

which OS?

people say there’s no work out there yet amer consistently finds work despite being an unemployable peado who consistently pushes his luck with his employers

they aren't accurate
there is no universal standard for data recording
you're best off just searching for your own country's stats

YOU ARE WRONG LEONIDAS, YOU ARE WRONG

Redpill me on globalism

*punches you back into a deep sleep*

morning

stop posting this. he looks ugly and smelly and i dont know or care what it is.

>n-n-no...please officer!! i only ironically posted my folder full of little girls on the internet!! owowww stop hurting my wrists these cuffs hurtt oooowww!!!!

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...

Hi Lachie I just got here too
How are things

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swear i've seen that bus driver in another webm
he's a chauffeur/minder and some negress whispers in his ear and twerks on his crotch

let's get out there and be our best today

>yeah get a pic of me beside the shitter

Dave is here

Hello Australia

weren’t you going to kill yourself?

I wonder who want to change that, and why?

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yeah but he's always working in the absolute bottom of the barrel call centres which is just not a job that anyone really wants to do apart from the very desperate
I'd rather do something actually meaningful with my time

what is the purpose of this tube

Cope. Anal feels way better than vaginal from a physical and mental standpoint

unironically for the best covid19 has been a minor hiccup

film anyone shiting today?

so every news outlet is merely fear mongering by so much as reporting these stats

poo

>says the actual nonce who has confirmed daughter rape fantasies

he found the one job, and he’s completely sabotaged it and it’s all falling apart

Globalism creates the potential for a truly global power system and with that heralds the death of human freedom. Simple as

>A freaking blast

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Lads, its time.

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peng scran

depressing. why did it get like this

jarring comparison

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hello virgin

10/10 post

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em still living rent free in your head? i bet you even dream about him, you faggot nonce.

white people because they're racist and see other races as potential sexual conquests

oh lord. found a pic of me and the gf on her 17th birthday. she is blowing out the candles. i am on the couch behind her smiling. i was 19. im 30 and she still puttnig up with my shit. feel bad for her

haven't had sex in a week

french revolution

not my shroomerino

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explain

>a freaking blast

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>mental standpoint
*I'm plowing into shit*
ah yes, good mental standpoint
>his last resort cope is pretending he's not himself

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it becomes the penis
they let the skin regrow around the tube and then they snip it off and there you go you’ve got 14 inch hollow skin sausage horsecock

Ari lads. I have this beautiful neighbour. She actually talks to me and takes an interest where nobody else does. I feel good around her. She’s really kind. She has a little baby and a bf. I hear them arguing and she’s always bruised. She says she fell over or walked into a door but I can tell he beats her. I want to help her but I don’t know what to do. I don’t know if she’d appreciate me calling the police.

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Peru much

why are there so few australian pornstars

anonymous tip my man

larp on

All the paid crisis actors get the rope

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horrifying

thread is pretty fast for 1am

based

clog desperately hoping emmett is lurking and is trying to puff out his chest to impress him. such a homo.

cry everytime i see this

bollocks

then they cut skin out of the mouth to make a urethra

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No one is sleeping. Nothing to do tomorrow

enjoy doing literally anything about it and getting your head kicked in you fucking poof. probably already game over for you just by talking to her. probably beats her every time he hears about it. (not trying to be horrible just being honest x)

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medicine almost certainly had a hand in making her as perfect as that 2bf

poo

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can it em

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585951288256.webm

media only cares about getting eyes on their programs or clicks on their site
fear is a great sales tactic

that site now provides a few more stats for context but you'll only ever see TOTAL CASES and TOTAL DEAD, much like what you see on this site

didnt know clogwog was a nonce

No porn industry here
We’re happy to just watch the yanks and the czechs fornicate

But how is she going to raise the kid on her own?

I ask her the next day after I hear an argument if she’s OK and her eyes well up with tears as she says she’s fine.

>The white woman defeated the ethnic looking woman to retain the women's championship at Wrestlemania

Typical

Still feeling sucidal. More so that Corona virus has shut down the majority of the shops. My support worker dropped off a mini pool table yesterday so I've been having a few games of that.

welcome to 4channel

Any Rising Storm 2 man in?

Was playing as TL on Stratego yesterday and got 62 kills, I believe that’s a record as commander. Called some absolutely devastating artillery on the last cap and turned a really shitty team into a decent one with my strategic tact and genius.

can't understand a word he's saying

clogwog when he sticks his fingers up a little boys arse be like
WAY-HEEEE

hardcore one too. you just know he has some real filthy shit on his hard drive. must be asking to get locked up so he can be pounded in the jail shower all day.

f 2 m tranners wanting willers is extremely rare even in the tranny community

feel like the kid will be better off poor than living in a household where its dad beats its mother

Whats the end goal of globalism

explain

cuckold fetishist too

everyone staying in on a saturday night, pathetic