I am bored to tears because of quarantine...

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in her every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Very good thank you

it's a meme phrase from our gen to mock d*mocrats

please say in your most dramatic American accent "keep posting shit like that and a third nuke's comin' your way asshole!"
it'll be useful in threads where Japan shows up

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Say "jag låter en neger sätta på min fru medan jag betalar för min frus sons universitetsutbildning i negerstudier".

for you voca.ro/1pBEUfYBbPl
will do these in a bit have to eat supper first

haha thank you

I'm patiently waiting.

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based
thanks man

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>jag låter en neger sätta på min fru medan jag betalar för min frus sons universitetsutbildning i negerstudier"
Projecting

Do it faglord

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Förstör nu inget jävla sojapojke.

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Lmfao nice

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

LOL did he actually say that?

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OH NO NO HE REALLY DID
based argieposter

cheers

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Holy fuck you did it. And I could hear what you said.

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Raaaaaaare flag

It's a proxy you moron

yes. I can redo off you'd like. I don't know how to pronounce å, how is it distinct from ä

Nah, not necessarily, you should look up what you just said at this point.
Å sounds like o in bought and your pronunciation sounded more like danish than swedish to be honest.

>your pronunciation sounded more like danish than swedish to be honest.
That's the meanest thing anyone has ever said to an american.

Too lazy to look up the meaning but if I had to make an educated guess, "I let a black sleep with my wife and I (something) my wife's son blackstudies at University"?

How come? Are Danish accents considered grating in Sweden or something?

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

I cannot promise I can do this without laughing but I'll try

rødgrød med fløde

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I'm not sure if I did the ø correctly

Beautiful

haha lol

please say this loud and clear:
GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS. C. GOD “NEW WORLD ORDER” DEGENERATION with “GIFTED” with ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS NIGGER DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET OR NIGGER BRAIN PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES

Lel that was actually a pretty decent attempt

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c-cocks...
gaysex...
anime...

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Say "I am planning an assassination on president Donald Trump and will do it next week on the 10th of April" into vocaroo

do it if not pussy

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thank you

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fuck you if this gets me arrested
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did I get the ø more or less right?
no problem user

I'm 26yr looking for a decent guy in my life. I have 3kids live with there grandparents

Magnifico, and nice quads

Hello FBI? This post here

I don't know. I just know how its supposed to sound since my relatives get a laugh out of making me say it and failing.

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grazie
Is your family Danish user? also please don't sic the FBI on me, thank you

Yeah they all live in Denmark though. Not going to do anything because I don't want the police knocking on my door either. I'm not doing anything illegal I just cannot be assed dealing with kiwi cops.

kiwis seem nice tho

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They are nice but they suck at working and do their jobs badly.

I see, though you could always do what my Danish friend from high school would do whenever we had an interaction with the police, which would be to ham up his accent to 11 and pretend to be a confused tourist. Worked ever goddamn time lel. I doubt the FBI could be bothered and I can't imagine kiwis have police as aggressive as in the US