/brit/

For me it's Azula

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5G? I'd rather give your mum 5D

Guarantee that brainlet hasn't read Chomsky, guarantee he can't deadlift 200kg either

shut the fuck up in general you junkie rats arse

Think Zoieburgher and Abigale Mandler will go back to streaming again?

Is it true what they say about the Cheadle mafia?

Non yank/190 edition

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*puts janny on the back row*

i have personally been to cheadle

for me it's megumin

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youtube.com/watch?v=2k8DwNoAYQY

Jannies can hide threads, but they can't change gender.

Why? I couldn't imagine not being allowed to own guns

twitter.com/HackneyAbbott/status/1246565623544664064?s=20

mental how mad the thread gets when ireland is brought up
must be a reason for it

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>Threadsplitting
Neck yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=tXsjDBVYMIA

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DO NOT GO HERE IT IS /bort/ NOT /brit/
>DO NOT GO HERE IT IS /bort/ NOT /brit/
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>DO NOT GO HERE IT IS /bort/ NOT /brit/
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>DO NOT GO HERE IT IS /bort/ NOT /brit/
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>DO NOT GO HERE IT IS /bort/ NOT /brit/
DO NOT GO HERE IT IS /bort/ NOT /brit/
>DO NOT GO HERE IT IS /bort/ NOT /brit/
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>DO NOT GO HERE IT IS /bort/ NOT /brit/

Once they're gone they're gone

Irish make the brits seethe for some reason

i forgot brit flix is shittier than the US version lmao at ur life

let's have a /brit/ lads holiday to cheadle.

Lmfao

Got an IRL brit staying with us. Any /brit/ humorisms I should share with her?

aaaaaaaarhghghghghghg

>pretend irish hardman shit
>a man was literally shot to death in broad daylight today
>that man had killed a 17 year old and chopped up his body, throwing it around the country in bits and pieces and left the head in the boot of the car, the torso never being found
>190, a lad who we've seen cry himself to sleep at night over women who don't even notice him, is calling this "pretend hardman shit"
howling

underrated

err...lads theres been a glitch

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheadle,_Greater_Manchester

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheadle,_Staffordshire

Which one of you faggots is the guenon poster on lit

why though thought they out bantered them forever with that potato famine

just got a like on Tinder, no further proof of the desperation of girls needed

hes not looking so good...

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>Oh user you dont really post on /brit/ do you? Surely a strong handsome man likes you posts in /bort/ ()

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probably a bot

need are tommy to save us from the 5G LED VIRUS GENOCIDE CRIME

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if only you knew how bad things really are

Oh YEAH?

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the 'ife

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what expertise do these 5G corona nuts have?

it's no fun when your willy is the size of a baby carrot

kyle crane, we are sending you to Cheadle to figure out what is going in there

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got the urges

youtube.com/watch?v=eIekZvhyrsk

hoots mon

Just seen the video of the paki Royal Mail postie wiping his snot over people's doors. What a fucking shithole you live in.

fuck off you redhead spotted ginger
*moves into a position which allows me to scream at the floor*
CCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNT

Tommy Robinson is the vanguard of the British working class ethno-proletariat

alri

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who's the guy between Trump and Hitler?

no pakis where i live dude

graduate of school of hard knocks

tune

mate, you're a fucking kangaroo

Bachelor of Commerce from the University of Life.

Mitt Romney

haha what the fuck is that

wtf is this picture??
Seriously I need this one explained to me

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youtube.com/watch?v=Es6x-zyVSJ0

in america there are 39 towns called berlin

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youtube.com/watch?v=NRD-9-STnvQ

Willard Mitt Penis Romney

Make sure he brings a silenced gun this time

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Where are you on the dialation schedule?

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My brain is fucking soup lads

Keep forgetting what I was going to do or say thirty seconds ago, early onset dementia at 20

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Based retard

Why do the nutters always say do your own research but none of them have any qualifications whatsoever? Surely the most effecient way to do research would be to get educated?

willard

>gangland murders

literally could not give a single fuck

glad if those cunts are finding ways to kill eachother even in these times

look into it

my yellow fever is through the roof

imagine being so obsessed with trannies that you collect fucking graphs and statistics on them

you're part of the problem you fucking Yank clown

Nipping it in the bud

THE IRISH: AN HORRIBLE GOBLIN OF ROUND FACE.. EYES OF VIZCACHA!! ( SQUIRREL)) WITH THE APPEARANCE OF A `CHIMP... THE IRISH IS A PEDDLER WHO TRAVELS AROUND THE WORLD TRYING TO BE ACCEPTED.. LOOKING FOR ALL COUNTRIES ..FOOD` HOUSE. AND A VILLAGE WHERE TO LIVE`..
THE IRISH IS UGLY BY NATURE.... AN ERROR Of ABERRANT NATURE... THE IRISH HAS THE CRUEL PUNISHMENT OF LIFE.. OF BEING`UGLY!!! A DWARF WITH A SMELL OF `SEWER``AND OF POOP` AND DIARRHEA SAVED IN A JAR IN THE SUN!.
THE IRISH: DURING ITS CHILDHOOD... IS OBLIGED TO MILK THE GOATS..COWS... CLEAN STABLES`THE IRISH `PLANTS POTATOES, ONIONS` AND DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO FISH
AND FOR ALL THESE REASONS, THE IRISH IS SO UGLY!! AND EAGER!!.. DO NOT DESCRIMINE THE IRISH..JUST HELP IT TO BE A LITTLE MORE HUMAN AND CLEAN.... THE IRISH…CAN DO IT!!!!.... THESE MICKS,.. GET USED TO SLEEP IN THE STREETS... EATING WITH THEIR DIRTY HANDS AND CUT THE POTATOES WITH THEIR FINGERS.... URINATE AND SHIT IN THE STREET... THEY SLEEP NAKED` 'THEY DO NOT BATHE!! THEY DO NOT GO SCHOOL..

retard mutt
thank you xoxo

watching training day (2001)

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having a go at it

Lads post the weirdest pepe/wojak you have?

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>no sexy thoughts for 2 months

orange man bad

i know people who are still sitting on and getting shipments from chapo(underlings). shit is fucked and i dont like handing my money to em

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Kicking and screaming

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN GRAPHARINOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No. Only like the ones where Wojak and Pepe are best mates. Simple as.

vocaroo.com/kUZH8OfxmeD

Deleted most of em

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t.

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Unnerving

hmm yes let me just slice my genitals apart and stuff them up my gooch, requiring me to shove a dildo up there every day to stop the wound closing since my body (quite rightly) thinks it has suffered a devastating injury.

that will make me happy.

been obsessively tracing my ancestry for the past 3 hours
managed to trace back about 4 generations so far but the free records are getting a bit thin. being working class i don't have much to go off.
think i may have to do some digging
found a diary written by my great uncle who lives in america which may help.

youtube.com/watch?v=DwOetzsIwDM

The cart

Feel like I'm forgetting something, not sure what.

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BASED

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He sounds like he wants to sell me lucky charms

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Public opinion on Jeremy Corbyn:

Favourable: 20%
Unfavourable: 65%

lol

I'm on the weird side of /brit/ again lol

CCP is the enemy of all humanity
It is our duty to rid the world of communism

TREMENDOUS post ngl

Corrr our Alex Turner has some peng taste in women

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what the Christ is that

Wouldn’t dare laugh at another mans misfortune

Can't imagine being a religious runt.

>Feel like I'm forgetting something
Your virginity

wow it’s almost like the media were fearful of Corbyn so attacked him in order to maintain their capital

based mikey

graft site innit

>bl-black faced
keep st-st-stuttering you dumb mick bastard

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varg should have transitioned

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pretty simple guy in life. like my beer cold, my porridge hot, and my bollocks crush beyond recognition.

simple as

graft for what

okay post your favourite one of those then

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test

FUCK OFF RORKE

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do you lads think that it could well be keir starmer as pm in 2025 as a reincarnation of tony blair?

needs to work on his ebbon flow

love arctic monkeys

Silence imperialist

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willard

willard

FTM tranners cut off skin from their arms and thighs to turn them into pseudo penises

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alri

media didn’t have to do much, did most of it himself

snap

cat

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what did he do? seemed like a nice old man

rorke fears the leftychad

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you can see the bone though the skin

genuinely going to throw up

reincarnation of milliband more like

no soup

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oh yeah I left it with your mum, tell her she can keep it. I wont be needing it anymore.

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fuck sake man
feel sorry for these freaks on a level. clearly mentally deranged and society enables them to mutilate themselves

theyre called trannards

CORR

show some fucking respect

idahoyank here

pretty drunk atm, ama

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dont follow

this one of those super mentally ill FtMs or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=76_pnOVHkaM

yeah nah

vocaroo.com/kUZH8OfxmeD

jordyn jones? loved her in this
youtube.com/watch?v=avwrL9syLvc

Yes

it's so odd when the face is young looking and the body is sexy

they literally didnt stop with the whole antisemitism row and constantly went on about it even when there was nothing new to report

how far do you live from Yellowstone

this the one that ended up cut to pieces in a duffel bag isn't it
they figured that one out yet

lexee aged horribly

lexii won
reddit.com/r/LexeeSmith2/comments/fuarhz/_/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

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ever been to jackson hole, WY

mental how much influence jews have there in the uk

an impression of my mother in ten minutes

*ahem*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DRINK HALF A BOTTLE OF BOURBON AND THEN OPEN A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH YOU'RE GOING TO GET DRUNK AND KEEP ME AND YOUR DAD AWAKE ALL NIGHT ITS NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

not British culture fuck off

aye robbie got murdered in belfast today

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really like when foreign countries refer to us as some variant of Great Britain
Grossbritannien in German and the Slavic Velika/wielka britania are my faves

but hes already a blairite

Do you like warm cuddles

based

newyorkyank here

pretty drunk atm, ama

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wild how all black people are the same. low IQ violent and such. must be in their DNA.

hour and a half, give or take

yeah i had to go there for work a couple times, pretty area but not much to do unless you're at one of the ski lodges

JC hates the Jews!!!

imagine curling a tin of beans. what a gobshite

if you're that weak just do girl pushups every day until you can finally do normal ones. Young men build muscle very quick, it's not hard.

interesting

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>gross britannien
sounds about right

based norn street justice

no one believed the antisemitism, when people were polled on why they voted tories over labour it was nearly 100% either brexit or economic policies

the chinese virus is really exposing femoids for the retarded, useless sacks of shite they really are. they quite literally can't cope with it.

>really like when foreign countries refer to us as some variant of Great Britain
why? NI is hardly relevant

Stop torturing your dear mother. She cares about you.

youtube.com/watch?v=XExES6uB2v8

dutty bangers

You get a bit rowdy after a few?

hey lads
im really stoned

sneed

based post and based antics
love it lad go for gold

sneed benis seed

you've gone feral louis

youtube.com/watch?v=Dl0L5awMY7E

Incel racket

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haven't been outside in weeks

christ yank hours are grim, there’s a reason i normally only post here at toil

NI should be part of the Irish Republic, that's why I prefer (Great) Britain to "UK".

doing an extremely big think

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chicagoyank here

on 0.4 grams of heroin. ask me anything

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be gone with you

audio autism

aahahahahahahaha YODELLING that despite going to university at least as long as i have you dont have a single real life friend YODELLING that you are such an autoid friendless socially outcast horrendous nigger aaahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

she looks horrible in that
she aged badly

wonder what the commie slags reckon given the fact that they're on lockdown due to a commie virus

black tar?

ah based you're an irishman