British people be like

Lel

oi m8 it's a bit bloody rude to put that knife in my chest

I can't believe you've done this

Canadians be like

Ceen I haave a baddlea wadder

fuck that's actually accurate

eh wot? me ol' chum, I say, quite the tomfoolery, I say.
wot in blazes are ya blatherin', ya cheeky nincompoop?

>anglos bantering anglos

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>Can I have a bohrol of wahrer?

Can't even tell what accent you're trying to do here tbqh

cen ah bum uh faggy bruffa

A merry can

Oh I see, just wondered because some brits say bohrol

What was the joke

British people be like I'm bri-ish

That’s how southerners sound not canadians retard

Whats this from

You all sound the same to us unless you're a proper redneck type/new york/boston/plantation owner

deanos holiday to benidorm

Im reading it in an australian accent

americans be like
help please i just got shot

youtube.com/watch?v=AIZgw09CG9E
What do you think of these lads?

I wood loik a buh'ol av wootuh

it doesn't even sound like anything, he is just a britshit lashing out and making stuff up because we talk normal. I doubt he has even heard a Canadian speak really, Trudeau is a second language speaker and he pronounces more clearly than any british person i have watched uhn duh tellay.

poor

Sorry I'll do a better canadian accent

Eeeeeeeee I'm caneeeeedien *nasal yank whine*

oi mayt oem nut avin dat i aent
oill have ya for tea loik fish n chipes oe wull

Pooh*

British people when they catch the Jamaican next-door fucking his wife
>Right, what's all this then?

Amazing, sad this stuff is dying out

you know people rarely speak like this accent you're on about you wet kid

the only british accents you hear are from the 80s or from the fake accent produced for the tv
or countryside FOKKIN' ELL LAD accents

Brits be like
>oi Rasheed wot u going on about wif this Islam nonsense? Piss off yeah wif ur paedo shite u cheeky nonce yeah

>british bants

Why yanks so obsessed with race and so incapable of saying anything funny

Laughed

In America being funny is considered being a clown. You can't be both man and funny. They even call their father Sir

Come hither, it is obligation
From me, there'll be no condemnation
Once you thrust that knife into my chest
With the force in which no man shall ever wrest
Come, drive that blade right through my flesh
Woe, for britishers and pakis shall never mesh

Americans when their boss at Walmart cuts their health insurance for not showing enough enthusiasm during the mandatory 8am clapping and chanting session:
>"Golly gee, well that sure is a bummerino"

>American person makes fun of British accent
>Anglo does a weird accent that doesn't sound like an american
>thars wot yew sound loike, I sawr it on duh tellye

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accurate

brits sure do get butthurt about their silly accents

yes
I like an english guy and I want to cry when he calls me

it's unironically the other way round

i have never heard an american do a convincing british accent apart from actors, and even then you guys can't do it.

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not surprising though since american english is the worldwide standard

Noone in this thread is butthurt about our accents, we love them and love people imitating it, what posts are you even talking about

Oi OP, You's not usin' big wurds loike som kinda murican poofta innit?

All north americans sound weird and nasal and none of you say the letter T right, you honestly all sound the same unless you have one of the very distinctive regional ones

at least they pronounce it, that's more than can be said for you lot

in the end the only good english accents are australian/kiwi and south africa

No they say d, not t. Also I've met 2 germans who thought I was Australian because of my Essex accent, I do not trust your opinion

oh of course, but the point still stands. i hung out with a ton of americans last year on an exchange trip (not in america) and they'd all try and imitate me with some weird australian sounding accent, whereas i could by their own admission mimic their accent perfectly.

that's not at all surprising since you heard their accent constantly growing up. you are their vassal after all

>essex accent

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jej
I really like this part of british mannerisms

just as you are, my dear.

Pretty much all "American" actors are Brits doing the accent.

this is a proxy, but continentals are not nearly as dependent on the usa as the bongs

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Why are you being weird and aggressive in a jokey thread about accents you funny little man

Everyone in the country adores me when I talk and asks me loads of questions about essex, cope on non-essexoid

Canadian sucks his Yank mate off as per usual.

it's just banter mate

>try claim superiority to your former colony because you can do their accent
>point out why the point is irrelevant and remind you of your place in the world
turnabout is fair play