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FUCK YOU!!!!
second for anime
thoughts on penis?
FUCK YOU!!!!
True Mackem would never
>lockdown lifted
>everyone goes the pub
>teetotal muslims rob everyone's houses
Thinking of taking a trip to Eritrea
I want a british gf
hate mma
hate beards
hate bald heads
hate fat cunts
got the scran in
janny gon get ya
A toast to gamers!
did you know every planet in the solar system could fit between the earth and the moon
oh lord i'm tired
tired of living this old way
sue
Sunderland would do
no one cares about this
wonder if it's possible to be a cuck if you have a big penis
today I have
>finished a book
>studied a language
>worked out
feeling good :)
then you hate me lad
bit out of order
mental
they could also fit between your mums fanny lips too but we dont talk about that
...
can we get a hairline update, baldy ben?
Yeah you're probably right
horny lockdown tarts on zoom
would devour
>Yas Forums is making fun of us again
thanks tencent
/brit/ has been following the mulready woods arc avidly
Can we make it a rule to not post on a Yanks new?
bet she has a massive bush
link the thread then
link it then
fit isnt in any position to make fun of anyone
jalepenos are by far the worst topping on any food
just a foul tasting dose of spice
seasidemark
finished a book, went cycling, also studied a language, now gonna watch a film and start another book
my brother :)
Its not
tldr me on 'animal crossing'
why cant she show us her vag while she does that
>jalepenos are by far the worst topping on any food
>just a foul tasting dose of spice
Would you date a trans girl if she actually looked like a cute girl but still had a penis?
Think the cute girl on hinge has stopped replying
it's a crossing of animals
Lads R8 the childhood dvd collection.
Tfw I find I have 6 of these stacks consisting of all the dvds I ever collected up until the age of around 12 and I can't find the only one I want to watch
imageboard not a linkboard
im completely bald
hope so
Im guessing semen is your fav xx
oughta give you a bump on the head for sayin that
itsa me corona virus
Why are people suddenly aware of animal crossing
I remember playing Wild World 14 years ago
nah couldn't get past the willy 2bh
especially if it were bigger than mine, fuck, can you imagine the shame
pics
pics of bald head
I'd be to embarrassed to out if fear what everyone i know would think
Dare we say it but the NHS is fucking shit.
I am not against a private system with govenrment fundedcare for those unable to pay.
>le NHS is so good
Yeah if you want some absolutely dire treatment outcomes and nobody giving a fuck
not pineapple?
could annihilate anyone on Yas Forums just by fighting dirty simple as
lads?
I don't think pubs will open when lockdown lifts. Lockdown being lifted probably just means that all the non-essential shops will open again and people will be allowed to meet others.
Good to know that it will probably be lifted by the end of May though.
twitter.com
just stumbled upon this hidden gem of a tweet
Ozon
some of these are pure kino tbf
on the phone to the coppers as we speak
looks like the shelf of a charity shop
>all these jalepeno defenders
she wants to deny that she was doing it after she has coom
watch vans roll with us european skate tour
t. person posting 2 links
Do you reckon Marge Simpson has decent chebs in real life? A mum bod or some luscious curves?
hello? kino department?
love them on a bacon sanger
aha
hot hot
Post your face
they've all got a neck and a groin
do wypipo really be like "dese hallypeenos be a foul tasting dose of spice"?
There's an episode where she accidentally gets given massive breast implants and then flashes the entire town
why
"Wilderness hides its unnaturalness behind a mask that is all the more beguiling because it seems so natural"
she's finished her wank and lost interest in guys/sex
it is 4:20 BROS
the voice actor? she's like seventy
voice actor for lisa was pretty cute in the 80s
Coronavirus is a lot less funny since a member of my family who has several underlying health conditions got it
everyone on Yas Forums is a complete fuck up striving just to attain the minimum standard of strength and fitness
you'd annihilate them
>go into nhs hospital to get your broken wrist in a cast
>come out missing 2 limbs, mrsa, hiv and corona
>shit into my hands and then clap for the please
ARR NHS
probably, but that's only like 1% of them
emitting a foul tasting dose of spice currently
for me, it's pube pizza
its even funnier now youve said that
What the heck is this
FOY
This episode of All Round to Mrs Brown's is amazing.
boohoo nobody cares
lighten up
put a sock in it dork
I like jalapenos but they taste out of place everywhere. Still add them
mad how big the average black willard is
no because they're all fucked in the head and that violates rule 1: don't put your dick in crazy
Never had a bad experience tßh. Maybe try not living in an overcrowded town with mass immigration and old people clogging up the system
Might watch all the Transformers films tomorrow
Apparently one of them has Optimus Prime riding a t-rex
i am bald
>clap for the please
lose a bit of your brain as well did you
new mall grab
today i have
>updated my blog
>dilated for a total of 2 hours without crying
>ordered the last piece of my streaming setup
feeling good :)
mate everything is so cheap
i want to move to russia
sucking a jalapeño
really dont care
>COME UP TO MEET YA
>TELL YA AM SORRY
>YA DONT KNOW HOW LOVLEY YOU ARRRRRRE
rank these sports from best to worst
football, F1, cricket, rugby
if thats true then why do niggresses climb over one another for white willies
>Maybe try not living in an overcrowded town with mass immigration and old people clogging up the system
argh god damnit
my town would so much better if it wasn't full of romanians, hillbilly pakistanis, vietnamese, and doddering old people
Is 5.1 peepee smalls or massive?
in trailer park boys they have jalapenos flavoured chips
need them
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Stop setting masts on fire.
It has nothing to do with corona.
nah always been bit of a mong me avent i
what is the actual average of willard length
googleberg says it's 5.5 inches here but everyone i speak to is at least 6 or 7, often 8 inches
me? sitting at a good 6.5 inches
football > rugby > cricket > F1 (quite literally not a sport)
looks like my gfs tit ngl. top o your head getting me bothered
Might get Chinese for dinner tonight
I mean in terms of outcomes, twice in my life I've had quite serious symptoms of a serious illness and they were missed by different doctors/nurses and healthcare professionals and it was only when I got into a place where i needed urgent care was my illness spotted.
post-wank embarrassment about other people seeing you wanking
Whales have the largest willys but w*men aren't fucking whales
did moni finally lose her dick
Wages here are tiny mate. What did you expect?
ave brother
the willard does not maketh the man>>
they dont have those in aus?? wtffff. buy a bag once a week me
I’ll never have a Japanese gf it’s not fucking fair!!!
So 5.1 is small for pee pee?
>NORF
whatever 19cm is
no one is going to own up to having a 5 inch willy irl because the implication is that you have a 3 inch willy everyone bumps it up by an inch or to
Really not as bad as your making out, and if you don't like the hairline take a razor to it
fuck off moni
best: footy
ruby (union)
cricket
rugby (league)
worst: f1 (not a sport)
theyre extremely popular now
Ahhh
wooooooo
arghhhhh
bloooo
*howling ensues*
AWOOOOOOOO
AH BOOOOO BLOOOO
never thought my willard was particularly long until two consecutive gfs were unable to take it all the way comfortably
porn definitely warped my perception of things, there's bigger ones out there but if mine was bigger it would just have caused more issues
world average is dragged down by Asians
gonna have a full shave for the first time in 2 years, scared because i've forgotten how bad i actually look
someone im begging fulfil my request
head like a fucking orange
Difference between right union and league? Just different rules or what?
war for the planet of the apes on channel 4, started 25 mins ago
Unironically have an 8 inch whacker but also got cursed with pectus excavatum so it all evens out
Many people want to be excused for their current predicament
yeah but girth is important too
>inch or to
My William is a solid 7.5" although when I was 18 it was easily an 8"
Don't know how it shrinks
black penis sizes are vastly overstated imo
this pandemic was caused by communist arrogance. just like chernobyl, cutting corners, using shitty designs and no redundancy because the party demands it.
>tfw live in a housing estate near the countryside so I get the best of both worlds
>the local hostpital is quiet af
>very few local cases of corona, so people don't give a fuck about enforcing lockdown + lockdown is likely to end faster here
I thank god that I'm not a Cityfag.
Md to think the world has decided to nuke the whole fucking economy over some shitty failed pandemic.
kek this is me. got the marfans but also got one hell of a ginormous dingdong
Boxing
Rugby Union
Cricket
Medieval Reenactment
Strongman
Football
resisted the urge to get alcohol
3 weeks off the beers is coming on strong
turned it on but I don't know
No redundancy? What do you mean? You referring to a lab in China?
THATS ONLY THE START OF IT ROBBIE
Keep getting likes off fat girls I dont remotely fancy on dating apps
this is what my hair looks like irl
people keep coming up to me like "your hairs really curly isnt it" and then i make some sarcy remark like "IS IT?!?!" theres a short awkward silence and then they walk away
thanks for reading
Any Hồ Chí Minh man in?
kek this is me
how do you know?
does everyone's dick look vastly unimpressive from their own pov or is that just me? I find it looks a lot better in the mirror.
But there is another and great distinction for which no truly natural or religious reason can be assigned, and that is the distinction of men into KINGS and SUBJECTS. Male and female are the distinctions of nature, good and bad the distinctions of Heaven; but how a race of men came into the world so exalted above the rest, and distinguished like some new species, is worth inquiring into, and whether they are the means of happiness or of misery to mankind.
In the early ages of the world, according to the scripture chronology there were no kings; the consequence of which was, there were no wars; it is the pride of kings which throws mankind into confusion. Holland, without a king hath enjoyed more peace for this last century than any of the monarchical governments in Europe. Antiquity favours the same remark; for the quiet and rural lives of the first Patriarchs have a snappy something in them, which vanishes when we come to the history of Jewish royalty.
About 5.4
I have a big willy, but only if I limit my wanking and only do it when I'm 100% horny
this is fun to say over and over really fast
govt better have some fucking medal for me for heroically continuing to toil throughout this in a plant that has been deemed 'essential' by way of hush money with literally ZERO safe-distancing
not hopeful 2bh
boo-hoo 3 weeks too extreme for big baby? No wheat juice for baby for 3 weeks?HAHAHAHAHAH
horrendous accents
it never really shrinks, just a variation in blood flow
pretty much
union is the soul version of rugby
league is just some retarded thing certain norf areas like
Yeah but we're choosing to over react. Unbelievable what fags we are.
dont care