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any chef by day street pharmacist by night man in

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on the right? post chebs this instant

Hahahaha just saw on the news bojo isn’t even married he’s a grown man with a girlfriend HAHAHAHAHAHA

haha classic good one gav

On the left

nonce

drinking beer

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bet abos have a good time
they're too stupid to have an sort of existential anxiety I imagine

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shame about her chebs
and her face

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>NOOOO YOU NEED TO BE MARRIED TO BE FULLY ADULTING!!

>select all images of bicyles
>its a cute girl on a bike
ah yes thank you google images

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based

cant decide whether drug dealers are cringe or based

degen

youtube.com/watch?v=s1yeBmSFkC4
Yeah. Something like that

instead of april fools day, there should be an april fools year. think about it

Yes.

enjoy the estrogen x

same lad, wife is giving me shit because it's 3:30. don't understand her.

is Boris a chad?

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lmao, brits btfo

wanking to tranners

Smart 2bh
Jog on female

youtube.com/watch?v=TgRrDXmEiUc
mussolini had such bizarre body language
could study him all day

Dying for a beer but I don't want to drink whilst I'm in state enforced NEETdom

nah you've fallen for fairy tale disney shit

get a life

denmark be kidding me!

>or

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cuck

yeah, a nerdy chad

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make me

udenmark be kidding me!

The wife is keeping me in a dog cage during the lockdown "for my own good"
I love her

anyone here ever had a foot massage like a proper one
sounds great
rub my feet a bit every now and again and it feels really good

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>nah you've fallen for fairy tale disney shit

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the jews have done a number on you

I'm a massive chebs man myself, will for go any sort of arse of the chebs are massive enough

>Rival science teams at Imperial College and Oxford University that gave conflicting advice on coronavirus were born out of a sex smear that splintered the academic world.

>Researchers offered contrasting views last week with a study from Imperial College, which is informing government policy, warning the disease could claim up to 250,000 lives if stricter measures were not enacted.

>Meanwhile, a study from Oxford University warned the virus could have already infected as much as half of the UK population.

>Sunetra Gupta, a professor of theoretical epidemiology who led the Oxford study, told the Financial Times: 'I am surprised that there has been such unqualified acceptance of the Imperial model.'

>After Professor Gupta applied for a readership, the panel granted it to her by six votes to two, but Sir Roy is said to have suggested she was being assisted by her head of department and accused her of having a relationship with him, an assertion he later admitted was false.

>He made a full apology to Professor Gupta, who was married, nine months later and paid her a settlement which she donated to charity, but he was suspended by the university. He later returned and was edged out by his own colleagues.

Academia is full of shit like this by the way, I'm sure we've all seen it first hand too, the bullshit politics.

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>fallen for fairy tale disney shit
mentioned

Cheers for the lad who recommended freebmd
very helpful!

didnt come here to read

duo lingo and riveta ora are not particularly attractive birds 2bh

caucuses birds are far more alluring 2bh
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does this look like blogspot?

lol no

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when people were allowed on the streets of Italy... more innocent times

That means you came here to bleed.

It's embarrassing that 10 Downing Street is being shared by an unwed couple.
Ignore the bootlicker responses.

ok manchildren

knew a lad who told me in confidence he was boris johnson's kid, think he must have been illegitimate or something
this was in 2014 or 2015
didn't think much of it as boris was only mayor at the time
chance i might be misremembering and he was a step child but i'm not sure
looked around on google and he doesn't appear as one of boris' recognised kids

my coke dealer got canned for a murder that took place on a day i bought an 8th off him lol, he literally caught a body then came and sold me an 8th 3 hours after like nothing happened

mad

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got a vindaloo bab on the go

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fascinating...*turns and walks in the opposite direction, unknowingly walking straight into a road*
You: user, LOOK OU-
*i turn my head, and see a truck hurtling straight towards me*
*before i can gasp, the truck smashes into me and my bollocks are pulverised upon impact, and my body goes flying forward like a ragdoll*
*the truck stops, its front window cracked*
*You, and some passerbys rush to my mangled body to help*
user 1: WE NEED A DOCTOR, HE'S BLEEDING FROM EVERYWHERE
user 2: SOMEONE PHONE AN AMBULANCE, QUICKLY
*i struggle to move my fingers, i can't feel anything below my neck, everything is numb and in agony, my vision is blurred*
*The words i hear begin to become quieter and less distinct, can't comprehend anything going on around me*
*vision starts to go dark, i feel cold*
*suddenly imagining myself at home, watching babestation, having a wank, eating some crisps*
*suddenly i run to go to the toilet*
*do a MASSIVE poo*
*smile, with satisfaction*
*that's the last thing i felt, before complete darkness*

told ya so

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i genuinely love her

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What do you think of a guy whos incel because of his short stature (5'8) ?

all fucking dogshit

ugly little insectoid runt

clicked on the first link and it was some guy

Enjoy your last few hours of freedom

Used to go to church as a child and there was a strong sense of community. Miss that now that I'm an atheist. Think I might start going to church again to meet people.

>>It's embarrassing that 10 Downing Street is being shared by an unwed couple

It really is. Nobody even knows how many kids Boris has.

5G INFRASTRUCTURE INCLUDING LED AND THE VIRUS ARE BIOLOGICAL WEAPONS

Grass cunt

Fuk Mi

i don't think

hes in prison for it you daft cunt

grim

recommend me something else then

no Fook Yu

IT'S OVER

Lost count of how many times you've posted this

that's not why he's a virgin freak

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mi5

VOTE NOW

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nice little sexy girl

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drinking lager (piss)

Over what?

Where is Amer

I'm 6'1 but a thincel

life as a short man is shit

Bruce on suicide watch

youtube.com/watch?v=JDpHcaB4tQc

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for me it's when girls ask me if I'm a virgin and I tell them I'm not and they laugh at me out of sheer disbelief

nonce

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would simp for this

nothing else even comes close

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I am extremely gay and have extremely massive AIDS the size of literal planets

ded hopefully

ah yes im mi5 for buying an 8th off a bloke who happened to get sentenced to life in prison, fuck off calling me a fed or a grass you cunts

>already voted in this
oh
lol
anyway
>Creepy Commieslag stalking
this one I think
and also the bullying of Tim Byrne

it's just not proper

the pbso is obviously in first place, the poll is to decide second place

Where is Amer

why yes, i do wank to mexican trannies

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Women are terrible at dating apps because they’re not used to having to put work into anything

>Asked Oct 26, 2016

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why would they even ask that then

Decided maybe pretending to be religious to go to church is a bad idea. What's a good way to meet people? Not for a romantic relationship ship or anything like that (I already have one) but just friends.

feds in the thread

>5'8
IT'S OVER

how come pretty much everyone agrees that china has lied about its number of dead but whenever anybody questions the 6 million they instantly get shut down?

lol you can't be an incel if you're over 6ft just go out to any club, bar, cafe and take home one of the girls that approaches you.

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i am bald lads

hobby group? maybe /soc/

poo, piss, etc.

Stomach in tatters, feel the fourth poo of the day coming
Some blood while wiping last time, arsehole taking a pummeling today

because it's all documented

Cloverfield paradox it's then
fuc y'all

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probably because I look, sound, and act like one

not true, if you're fat and +6ft you dont stand a chance

I go to local music venues and talk to boomer guys quite a lot
it's really easy to strike up convos with them, if you smoke it's even easier

big if true

>or

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one of the 0 (zero) girls that approaches me?

even the chinese are rioting about it they fed up as hell
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Su poster genuinely inspired so much joy in me. Even in my darkest moments I can just imagine his scrawny, balding, egg like head and remember that even as a failed normie I absolutely mog him and my life will never be as pathetic.

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this poster is a delusional virgin freak

decent film that

How do you turn it in to a friendship? Get their number and then what? Invite them to go drinking? Sorry for the questions but I'm a bit of a sperg.

he's an RAF officer though so he has that going for him

101st consecutive day of drinking
MIGHT have a day off soon

bouncing on my boys dick

women are such pigs

nobody respects RAF virgins

mad how i actually think sue is cute but will never get to express this on /brit/ lest i get labelled a nonce

>delusional virgin freak
mentioned

be nice to him

your train pulls in to the northern powerhouse

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k x

Get me out of this craphole country

*sex sounds* oh yeah baby *cums*

eh I never take it that far desu, because I know I can easily talk to someone else similar to them whenever I go to these venues, you probably could ask if they have an FB or just maybe wait until you see them a second or third time and if they remember you ask
but in terms of people your own age I'd say with this current generation you're fucked if you didn't meet people at uni or at work

Who are you quoting?

wish windows still looked like this, but with windows 7 taskbar search

im not shitting you; i look exactly (mean that word unironically) like this minus the facial hair. even my glasses look similar

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