/brit/

How much do you get paid to be a janitor?

wog off jf

gonna watch bonnie and clyde

might start callin the ol gf a spam box

Apocalypto is an 8.75/10 and you KNOW it

dunno
but will the government pay 80% of it?

Tell me about these places

I'm surprised there isn't more in Scotland. Was always told they came from Scotland

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damn that nigga fluffy

wonder what he's up to right now

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I doubt it but i think they should get at least a 50% pay increase for having to deal with the increase in traffic with everyone home.

the further you go from civilisation in aus the more it becomes a hellscape. the bush is nice and that but the people who live there are insane.

only good ones are lancashire, cumbria and edinburgh

>greater london
fuck off woggo

wanking to facebook photos of his marries sister

What footy team should I support now? Manchester United?

city centres are now mainly spice addicts with no drugs and no money

did tolkien have this in mind when he invented elves

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everyone was crapping their pants about climate change but it turns out pandemics were the real worry

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these 5g conspiracy nuts need to be rounded up and removed from the gene pool

>london
>manchester
>glasgow
>merseyside
couldn't think of more grim places than that.

lol no
you don't need to understand the language in that picture to know what he's basically saying
the first line is obviously "where did you find this?"
and the second line is very clearly french for "oh my god"
but you don't need to speak french to understand this since it's pretty damn clear by the pictures in the image what's going on in each frame

Bit trite at the end

burnley

fugg. my dad said ive been drinking too early, said he'll go out and get beers for me and my mom around 5/6pm. i like to start drinking now (1 pm). bollocks

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>Woman fined £660 for not telling police who she was, and why she was at Newcastle railway station

>Under the Coronavirus Act, it is illegal to fail to comply with the instructions of police without reasonable excuse

>Marie Dinou, 41, from York, was arrested at Newcastle Central Station at 08:00 GMT on Saturday.
>North Tyneside Magistrates' Court imposed a £660 fine under the Coronavirus Act 2020 on Monday.
>Dinou, who did not enter a plea, was also ordered to pay a victim surcharge of £66 and costs of £85.

they didn't have double big macs on the menu at my mcdonalds

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don't even speak HUE but can easily decipher its saying 'you found this ... oh my god'

speaking of hues: mad how everyone hates african and muslim migrants but no-one gives a shit about brazilian/south american ones even though they are probably just as prolific in most places

visited my cousin a few months back and didnt even notice one of his mates was a brazilian lad (they're all big time UFC-obsessed gymbunnies) but would definitely have noticed if it was a black or arab lad 2bh

because I'm racist ofc but that goes without saying

jesus entered my body as a body the same size

you have to ask for it

don't understand one word of this foreign gobbledegook

marie dindu more like

>these 5g conspiracy nuts need to be rounded up and removed from the gene pool

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probably chairing a meeting of his local neo-nazi chapter (he's a big player in the scene)

ave suetonius
give us a sue pic

black skin

Filthy Romany

imagine having that big a rod stuck up your arse

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ah yes add the jew element to the conspiracy so you can dismiss any sceptics as jews

why does it take so long to initiate a piss now? i used to be able to piss on command

Don't need to wank, but it's been a few days and I feel like I should.

There are no guidelines for how long your exercise can be

Based NED enforcing protocol

MEDS
TAKE THEM
NOW

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Peter Hitchens was right

the whole 5g thing is being pushed to distract the proletariat from the actual "conspiracy", the implementation of martial law, the theft of our labour, mass unemployment and gutting every part of the nhs for some overblown flu

Can personally only tell you about belfast. It's a grim place and the people who live there aren't actually human. If you ever get the urge to have sex with a stray cat that'll be the belfast DNA kicking in

>victim surcharge and cost
What

The guideline is my fist obliterating your pathetic chin if you don't stay indoors

There's a globalist jewish conspiracy to enslave the human race. If you disagree with me you're a jew. I'm not a paranoid schizophrenic btw

hello smoothbrain

girls like bald men more than ones with normal hair

5G is replacing your cells with LIZARD DNA

>ah yes add the jew element to the conspiracy so you can dismiss any sceptics as jews

>MEDS
>TAKE THEM
>NOW

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dont know how to put this lads
but were doomed
proper fucked

I've only every heard of it on this website
it's not an issue anybody of note cares about

Girls don't actually like men they like handbags and cake

hmm no neither of them are valid theories
it's just people being idiots
and everything will be back to normal in 6 months

mental how you simply post a picture of a jewish looking bloke and JDIF immediately jump down your throat

antisemites should be locked away in institutions and kept away from normal people

yes but not because of some virus that will turn out to be nothing in the coming year or so
but because of how easily the public bent over for government lockdowns and bought in to media fear mongering

aren't bald men considered to be cursed by witches in your country?

peter hitchens is such a charmless wet blanket creep

christopher was infinitely more engaging/interesting to listen to even if I didn't agree with everything he said

settle down shlomo

I used to know a girl who had a thing for bald men. She thought Timothy Oliphant in the Hitman film was the most attractive man on earth.

leftypol in floods of tears tearing down his jeremy corbyn poster

I can literally predict what he will say about any topic it's always the same
>Muh drugs
>Muh metric system
>Muh 1984

this lad is unironically mentally disabled

surname of Crawford, which says has its origins in Scotland. Was my family border hoppers? Did they betray the Jacobean cause?

can see your nose poking out my laptop screen it's that big

utter flaming faggot on mastermind right now

all gay people need to be eradicated

coronavirus is killing more jews than non-jews and israel has plenty of cases. you havent thought this through have you.

more scots fought against the jacobite terrorists than for them

I see now there's a village called Crawford in Lancashire, which matches the geography. Really makes me think...

yup

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Am currently spying on my attractive female neighbour dancing in her room. I've literally got binoculars out. This is it, I've ht rock bottom.

Haha, is this what /brit/ calls a commie slag?twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/1246449344603136001
>"No British worker, don't take the first step towards your liberation, just embrace the Labour Party and Corbynite socdem reformism forever! Or join a party that thinks men pretending to be women are women and are oppressed!"
Clowns and sycophants.

why would they give a shit about common jews
they killed 6 million of them in WW2 after all

*imagines all the people*

drinking a g&t while being bald

would gladly glass you, you fence-sitter culchie middle class scum

christ, all i did was explain how the globalist banker jews are using a fake virus hoax to accelerate their plans for human enslavement, and people start calling me crazy, just can't speak your mind these days.

Well never mnd now, she's closed the blinds.

virtual grand national was on today lads. at this rate we're gonna be watching people play fifa every saturday on sky sports fs

The Jacobites were certainly reactionaries who deserves to be put down.

Anybody else remember Nigel Farage?

it's just JDIF
they're everywhere

hope shes doing ok x