/brit/

What do you want but can't afford currently?

Going to start a stocks and shares ISA when the new tax year comes around but don't know what level of risk to take.
Thinking about medium-low for now

this dinae happen

pulled his trousers (and/or underwear) down

NEED someone to post the MGTOW guy having a grim little pizza with his grim little dog

*wipes down my jeans with a wetwipe*
ah yes, good as new
time to pop down to the shops

pulled doon his trews

rather not say

I have ascended beyond mere material desires.

having a cheeky midnight pie and a cheeky giggle at /brit/

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white ethnostate

hows it going siddhartha

been contemplating buying a new macbook for months

I have the money, just waiting to see if apple release a 14" macbook pro. If they don't then I'll probably buy the new macbook air

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TekWars got Moldbug and Red Scare got Steve Bannon
These podcasts are doing quite well

ChapoTrapHouse meanwhile seems to be past its expiry date

Why do you keep posting this

Slave

a gf

my first policy as dictator would be to kick out all the disgusting yank fast food chains and go back to us having only traditional rough & ready 100% IRISH chippers (ran by Italians)

So you can feel better about your grim little life

gies a heads up lad. how did the day go

*does a haka before I begin typing this rebuttle*
Ahhh!!!! My blood is pumping!!! AHH-HOOO!!!

Nobody whos doing a haka is going to trial war, theyre 16 years old and playing a footy match or getting pumped up for Fortnight

A modern Haka is just cringey to me. In the same vein as Lord of the Rings is cringey. Or Renaissance Fairs are cingey. It's all an act or a facade, a farce of something that doesn't exist anymore

That's a lot of conjecture, assumptions, false equivalences, and hyperbole in a single post by the way.

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Bought Sennheiser 600HD a few minutes ago. I feel like my hair will complete fucked till the day I die now

wtf is vegemite?

VR headset and gaming PC

does my head in that you live in a tropical paradise where literally every spcie, herb and exotic fruit can thrive and yet your cusiine is just bread with sugar on it, meatpies and some weird knock-off marmite

>macbook

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is building your own pc hard lads

Men pooing their own way

marmite but less shit

Valid points but I think the most interesting pieces have been coming from odious beetlesmeg recently. In the last few months he's really overtaken Moldbug and I honestly feel he's been breaking new ground since his podcast collab with Inscrutable Scroteworm.

no but this is
*drops trousers to reveal flacid micropenis*

spices are for desserts

>A haka is the same as literature which is the same as larping
Lads, what the fuck do they feed la creatura? What so compeletely dissolves their minds into little puddles of sharts like this?

building it is the easy part
trawling the net for parts you want is a chore

like lego

alri :)

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I would also like to know the answer to this question

no, it's made easy now and there's plenty of youtube tutorials for it, any idiot can do it

personally i think Rainbowdash has the best voice

It's quite easy mate

A haka is larping as a 17th century head hunter

Please send help stocks&shares user

alri, but no shags from the missus today unfortunately

ankle biters are being pent up shits with no school

Is building your own computer REALLY worth it over just buying a complete one?

nah, it's easy as shit
just make sure the specs match

chapo has talked to loads of famous people. but ye anna and dasha are extremely well connected for 2 ordinary slags flatsharing. guess that's just the advantage of being hot and hip in manhattan

ye

while you BUILD you computer, chad FUCKS her

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Wonder what that fat yank actually does with his life. He thinks culture is "cringe" because he doesn't have any. He thinks sports are "cringe". He thinks reading is "cringe". He thinks socialising with people with similar interests ins "cringe". What does a creatura like that do with its time? Does it literally just shart in mart?

it's worth literal money
so you tell me

BE HONEST - DO NOT LIE
would you cuddle and spoon with a trap? (you get to choose to be either the big or little spoon, it's your choice)
would you French kiss a trap?
would you let a trap such your dick?
would you suck a traps dick?
would you have anal sex with a trap and put your willer into his boi pussi?
would you 'frot' with a trap? - 'frotting' is where you put your willys together and jerk them both off simultaneously. check google images if you need a visual reference.
would you have a relationship with a trap and fall in love with them and let them be your girlfriend (male)?

the trap can be as feminine as you want to imagine them to be, but they have a willy. a 5.5" willy, no boobs and a male-style bum hole and taint.
if they looked EXACTLY like a girl except they had male genitals would you do any of the above stuff with them?
if not, why not?

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Unless you actually know what you are doing, then don't do it

I loathe the alt-right but there's no denying mencius moldbug is one of the great thinkers of our times

no

>a complete one
It's literally rip off.

>stocks and shares ISA

why not start a cash ISA instead where your money is actually your money and doesn't just get sent to Tarquin Feldstein at Citibank who bets it on stocks while making commission. Then the next corona hits and the markets take a hit and oops suddenly your retirement fund is worth absolutely fuck all because you chose to give it to some banker to place bets with

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I'd like to build a PC but I've got a condition that makes fiddling around with small pieces impossible. (I am always drunk as fuuuuuck).

Do not post the n word

it's seriously a piece of piss
it's like a lego set except there's only like a dozen parts instead hundreds.

Could save yourself a few hundred quid

we eat lots of curries we do, and other tasty dishes.

but sometimes you wanna appreciate the simple things in life

no because i'm not bent

Imagine getting this worked up just because I called the haka a tik-tok dance

I bet you wore a Monty Python outfit to last summer's renaissance fair

mate i wank to trannies as much as the next coombrain but what happens when they get old and go bald? just leave it as a fetish, don't get involved with them in reality

naggers

what is it with you benders and subtly trying to get straight men to doubt their sexuality?

you're an actual idiot for this.
you could have opened a normal easy access bank account a few months ago at a higher interest rate and just opened a stocks and shares isa to chuck the odd 200 quid into.

THAT IS A LAWSUIT
THAT IS A LAWSUIT BRO
do yanks really?
i.4cdn.org/gif/1585983200385.webm

People who annoy you
n_ggers

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And did those feet in ancient time...

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no im not a bender

Another left-wing loser destined to fail

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watching breakdowns about this idubz lad and realised every video I'm watching is one lad watching and reacting to another video that is itself watching and reacting to another video that is ITSELF watching and reacting to another video and so on to the point where its like when you face two mirrors against each other and it creates an infinite reflection loop

was easy 15 years ago so long as you knew not to buy an agp card for a pci board

depends if you think spending a few hours learning a bit about computers is worth the roughly 100 quid premium manufacturers place on prebuilts

*nasally yank accent*
I'd like to build a PC but I've got a condition that makes fiddling around with small pieces impossible. (I am always drunk as fuuuuuck).

>having more money than you need to buy essentials right now
you do realise that as soon as the economy collapses that money is completely worthless right?

could buy most stuff apart from brand cars and houses outright
buy nothing apart from beer, petrol and food though
all my clothes are years old
always find a reason not to buy stuff despite spending hours looking at expensive headphones etc.

i've got a list of the parts i want and have checked it for compatibility, asked /g/ to make sure

I am unironically a republican

no, I've never cuddled with a real girl to start with

Seek God

Honestly lads, I think I feel a genuine sense of pity towards Americans. Can you imagine having ZERO culture? No drinking culture, no folk music culture, no unique linguistic culture, no history, literally nothing. Just sharting in marts. That's literally it. I'd hate on every bit of culture in the world if I had to live like that. Same reason they get so aggressive about circumcision too, I suppose, when you think about it.

please move to australia

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how do you like noise canceling headphones

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wish I could lad

As the Roman Empire collapsed the culture became increasingly insular and self-referential.

>left-wing
He's a literal Sir. He's a bourgeois parasite.

not opposed to half that but the whole is worse than its parts so no

can imagine this, as i am australian

leftypol on the ropes

did mine with cavendish online.
relatively straightfoward if you're not a complete mong. you can manage it all through the fidelity platform which is nice too.

NO WAY GET FUCKED FUCK OFF

answer a question if you could

why are benders so interested in rooting out other benders?
it's not conventional, hetero people aren't on a crusade to find as many like-minded people as they can, so why do you do it?
I have some theories but in the spirit of fair-play I'll give you a chance to answer for yourself.

If you celebrate Britain winning WW2 you are retarded

all of the voices in this video apart from the fat bloke are so grating
cant believe people actually talk like that

Do you have a 'roo as a pet?

imagine referencing General Grievous and expecting people to know who you're talking about

he's hardly a cultural icon is he

ah yes, one hit wonders from the 80s
such culture! one can only imagine what we've made of ourselves since! ahah

me too. an irish republic that is. UP THE FUCKIN RA

you obviously know though

feel a bit weird about it. the funding father americans were trying to create some sort of enlightenment era neo-athens. instead they ended up spray cheese and mobility scooters.

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Reminder to do the last 2 digits of every /brit/ thread in push ups

most stocks and shares isas are not actively managed as to reduce fees. they are invested index funds.

lmao

/prequelmemes is one of the biggest subreddits on reddit though

would rather live in Outer Mongolia

sad truth is we probably owe a LOT to victorian-era grave-robbers and the quacks who paid them

no but one of our neighbours do
named him skippy

is £800 enough for a decent computer these days?
im an actual tard when it comes to computers so i reckon building my own is out of the question

how those funds doing in the wake of the 'rona?

minus several hundred percent

it's literally more culture than an American has ever experienced. so at least you're not in last place mate.

reddit isnt representative of real life you spacker. remember a lad in uni asking me if i knew "pole" and i played dumb and he got deathly embarrassed and tried to talk bout reddit instead and i played dumb again and he just gave up talking for the rest of the day haha

what a timeline

elaborate

The USA is the greatest country in the world

depends what you want to do with it

is this supposed to be grim?

*does a haka on this post*

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asked on here about some the other day
was looking at some sony ones a user recd
didn't bother in the end although they looked good

Terry Crews built one himself and he's both over 50 and also a nigger. you can do it lad. what would the computer be for?

it's fine, a tard can manage
especially if you're willing to overbuy, that removes all the risk

not a fag but if my main sexual group made up 5% of the population I'd probably try to seek them out too

because i really believe that no one is 100% straight but everyone, especially men, are too cowardly and to admit it because their masculinity is fragile and they're insecure about their sexuality and they think that if they're not 100% straight then they're not real men. deep down they know they've been attracted to a another lad before but they're in denial and won't admit it because they're insecure with their sexuality.
i'd best that almost every lad in the world is willing to suck a dick of a cute femboy, trap or just a cute twink
you're a bit gay. maybe you're only 1% gay and 99% straight, but you're still a bit gay. just admit it.

it's not bent though

why not?

fair enough. good on you for not being insecure about your sexuality and admitting that you like willies. 99% of lads will never do that because they're in denial, insecure and cowardly.

being attracted to traps and shagging them is not gay because they look like girls.

aww you will one day, perhaps even with a trap.
would you be willing to cuddle with a cute trap to lose your cuddle virginity?

i dont even understand what their end game is?
profiteering? their motives completely elude me.

twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1246444872153870339?s=20

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yanks unironically have more culture than aussoids
they drink coors light in college, and they have a bunch of soyboys in new york playing acoustic guitar doing folk music
not as good as it was in the 60s but still

i24news.tv/en/news/international/middle-east/1585996535-france-at-least-two-killed-seven-injured-in-stabbing-attack

cmon it's even for rent

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Nary a nanopixel of that treatise

m8 i have a hard enough time being attracted to women, let alone men

What are your thoughts on Natwest stocks and shares where they have 5 investments lined up and Coutts manage the portfolio? Just asking because it's the first one I saw and got me thinking about it

>remember a lad in uni asking me if i knew "pole" and i played dumb and he got deathly embarrassed and tried to talk bout reddit instead and i played dumb again and he just gave up talking for the rest of the day haha
hahahahaha
ironically there were a group of lads back in college who would sit and talk about reddit every day during classes. very cringy, saying memes out loud and all that shit, no doubt most of them were autistic

but at the end of the day i just sat alone browsing Yas Forums and not speaking to anyone, so who's the real sadact?

Ah, you were referring to him going around to people in real life. I assumed you were talking about him posting it on Reddit for some reason.

he also got raped apparently (by a literal giant I can only assume)

the best thing about building your own PC isn't just the money saved, but you can plan to upgrade in the future
most prebuilts come with the bare minimum parts required to support a particular cpu and graphics card

>the yank was so deeply triggered by that post that he's starting to attack another non-white nation's culture despite that nation's culture, including the image he posted, actually being interesting
>he continues to spray fake cheese directly into his mouth and literally shit on himself in public

>drinking
>coors light
pick one
>american
>folk music
pick one

so you're in denial
and a mind reader too
psychologists call that BPD

NOOOOO YOU CANT JUST GO OUTSIDE
YOU HAVE A 0.2% CHANCE OF DYING

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Can't think of any British culture desu

you're insecure about being bent
thats why you try and convince everyone else its fine

what? why would the citizens be rioting now in april when the disease peaked in china in february? hardly anyone died of it and now everythings back to normal. why would they be angry????

liveleak.com/view?t=sVQGQ_1585828363

>France
>Middle East
Yeah seems about right

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simply shan't

you got discord or something? I'll help you

i was not planning on selling any for decade.
index funds are nearly always the best choice for long term investments. Before rona they were earning about 7%, now they are down but will recover in time to eclipse anything you would get with a cash isa.

can only imagine what sort of hellish creatures have made nests in these buildings.

thought i was american growing up because i watched loads of yank tv growing up and remember tony blair and george bush going about together so i just assumed like the american and uk were like in a 'personal union' sort of situation

you're using it right now in your post

Want to buy the other flats on my floor and live in a fuckoff huge penthouse
Weird goal I suppose but it's doable in this bleak town

on bribie island at the minute lads

is this a photo of the infamous compton USA?

nah it's just an unplace

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logical increments website
£800 is enough for something ok

reckon a 1000 quid gaming pc is worth it lads

WHERE'S KEBAB OR TANDOORI CHICKEN??

it's almost like the chinese government is an evil dictatorship

yeah I used to think America was part of England because they spoke English like we do

you short changed me out of a (You) mate

underrated post

We did create something of the sorts, briefly

you will be paying more in fees if the funds are actively managed. better to put it into a index tracker if you're in it for the long term.

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could I buy a decent gaming PC with £5000?

>Discord

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wouldn't live there if you paid me

already in his gullet

>Professor Neil Ferguson - of Imperial College London, which is advising the government on its coronavirus response - said the UK's epidemic was expected to plateau in the next week to 10 days, but said people's behaviour was critical to determining what happens next. He told BBC Radio 4: "The critical thing first is to get case numbers down, and then I'm hopeful... in a few weeks' time we will be able to move to a regime which will not be normal life, let me emphasise that, but will be somewhat more relaxed in terms of social distancing and the economy, but relying more on testing."

Back to toil lads, we're done.

yanks really do be like this

>because i really believe that no one is 100% straight but everyone, especially men, are too cowardly and to admit it because their masculinity is fragile and they're insecure about their sexuality and they think that if they're not 100% straight then they're not real men. deep down they know they've been attracted to a another lad before but they're in denial and won't admit it because they're insecure with their sexuality.
as this is Yas Forums and I have no reputation to uphold (i've posted here about things I would never dream of discussing in real life for example) I can say with 100% certainty I have never been attracted to a male, never fantasised about a male, and actually lost any attraction to a "trap" as soon as you start noticing the masculine parts (hands, shoulders, etc)

i'm extremely insecure about many things but my sexuality has never been one of them

if I can imagine that there are people that are 100% bent, why does the possibility of people being 100% straight confuse you so?

Oh......is that it? Just 1 thing?

need my bollocks subjected to a blast test

Imagine being an English criminal in your past life and then waking up and seeing this every day
Weird red tinted land and desolate buildings

USA USA USA *clap clap clap* NUMBER ONE

you can smell the old cig smoke and see the 80's green dials in his landcruiser

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back in your discord freak

not a lot just a few games really, nothing too crazy mostly just play totalwar, be nice if it could run bannerlord though

my head is bald

enjoy the reading

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_United_Kingdom

I don't have a discord, but if he does I'll make one
not sure what else is easy to get with a throwaway account

We literally are in a personal union as of 1942

always wonder how people meet drug dealers
every time i've done drugs it's come from a friend who knew a dealer, never dealt with one myself

you called?

twitter.com/mgmatt1983/status/1246472301522157569
hahahaha state of this bootlicking cunt
>I dont CARE if they're all staying away from each other, the GOVERNMENT SAYS that you MUSNT go outside unless you're exercising!!!!

Likewise

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_of_the_United_States

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>Schools still delivering free school meals in grimsby to children who would otherwise go hungry
Imagine failing at the most basic task of putting food on the table for your family

youtube.com/watch?v=VDFHMiZVpLc

he's live

Through said mates normally, just ask for a number.

doesnt help me in trying to move to america though does it.

bannerlord's a proper cunt of a game to run. needs a surprisingly good cpu. could probably still build one for less than 800 quid though that did the job.

How to build a pc for the best value:

Go to logicalincrements.com (Make sure to set your setting to uk)
select the PC in your budget
go to pcpartpicker.com
put in the components from logical increments
copy the link
go to r/buildapc
make a post with the link from pcpartpicker
say you want a build at this budget but want to get the most gaming performance per pound
they tell you what to change (logical increments dont give you the best gaming performance they focus on the PC enthusiasts in my experience and recomend stuff you will probably never use)
buy it
search "how to build a pc" on youtube
assemble it per their instructions
and your done

>go for a walk in the park
>take a seat for a bit
>get arrested by the exercise police

what about...hmmm
here?

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That's how drug dealers are too. They get their drugs from what seems to just always be an aquiatance of their friend and it just keeps stumbling on and on and on until you get to the cartels and big bois

why spend your dole money on feeding your children when you can buy an extra couple of packs of ciggies?

tiktok was made by the chinese to point out and showcase american narcissism.