/brit/

IT REALLY BE DO LIKE THAT
bbc.com/news/uk-england-52164358

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English shouldn't be allowed to live.
Thoughts?

London Paki is such a trip

Tell me... wise ones... what was life like back then? Before the 'rona...

oh my days haha did the man vote for the wrong party?

haha wow

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yeah yeah we bring the stars out

we bring the women and the cards and the cars out

let's have a toast, a celebration get a glass out!

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can't take selfies because i can see pain in my eyes in every photo

>70 years old

How do I find a GILF gf?

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youtube.com/watch?v=6vd1zxHJkco

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prefer to not say

will norfmen vote for starmer?

She gets adrenochrome

absolute prole take

twitter.com/elsalwilliams/status/1244933887660363777
faith in humanity: restored

need a mask gf

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would be a vomit inducing sight seeing her with her kit off, would gladly let her suck me off though

the north are tory safe seats

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
CRINGEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*everybody liked that*

'''''''

bug behaviour

that shitbox air bnb is a real flex

Alri lads
My name's John (allegedly)

cute

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hope everyone in that got 'rona'd

do white people really?

twitter.com/elsalwilliams/status/1246386249562296321

for me its the saturday 11am edition

gf has 12,000 more instagram followers than me, brutal mogging s m h

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We're no better...
Than our viking ancestors.

get fukked

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cooor limey lad whatve you been feeding her

mental that the UK's latitude is above 50 degrees North whereas new zealands most southern point doesn't even come close to 50 degrees South

white people, ladies and gentlemen

Said "Bill Withers is no longer with us" yesterday and wasn't even trying to make a pun

Reminds me of black mirror for some reason. Maybe the white bear ep.

We're no better...
Than our plantagenet ancestors.

Ann O'Connor in there with a magnificent boomer reply.

no it isnt
be quiet

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What about that meme island they have way south?

lmao

Kek, London Paki's new cousins

hooting

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We'd be a grim frostbitten hellhole if it weren't for the gulf stream.

rate this fit

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youll never be as aesthetic as tim turtle just give it up already

2020

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looks like you suck meth through lightbulbs and go crab fishing but cant afford your own crab pots so go out at night and steal ones people have set out and i bet you dont even know how to cook the crabs you catch properly

Just been roped into chatting to my mother

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Pretty mental to consider. I was looking at far south Argentina and Chile and it is positively grimmm

>hoodie

hello 13 year old delinquent

holy shit they were at it again half an hour ago
twitter.com/elsalwilliams/status/1246386249562296321

grim stuff

the gulf stream, so called because every golfball that goes in american waterways ends up on the irish and scottish coast

she wants a man from auckland

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your hoody is too small for you mate

What's so bad about it

the ole willard is in for a tough time today

baffling post

she wants a man from yorkshire that isnt me

is that are sara

corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ayo this nigga send lemon water back for bein too spicy looool

so impressive that healthcare workers are doing their jobs

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*holds up spork*

Yet more proof that we need migration from the Caribbean, rorke on the ropes.

don't you dare

reeks of contrived 'heart warming epic viral video'... tripods up to film it

genuinely depresses me that i couldnt even shag a bird this peng, my brain is so detached from reality that if i was presented with a bird this peng who happened to be naked and willing to shag me id cum before my willy even made an impression

she wants a man from aotearoa

I'm a man from yorkshire that isn't you.

so ugly that i find wanking difficult
what does that mean?

it means porn is less arousing when you can self-insert, and you cant even do imagination wanks. because you know that the woman would be disgusted to have your disgusting ugly self near her, and indeed the thought of my ugly self doing sex is so repellent that the immersion breaks and i cant continue the wank

if you wanked to are Rosie can you even call yourself a /brit/poster?

this website is so full of immature little cunts complaining because everything in life didn't drop into their lap

love the maoris me
*does the dance* haha wahey

her face is clapped, maybe you could

bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-52161995
germany getting cucked by trump

Every halfie woman I've met had a kiwi fiance
(sample size of 1)

john key you've got mail aotearoa's not for sale

nice observation do you want me to file it to someone who cares? hmm interesting seems like there isnt anyone

*cant self insert (i am a phone poster so typing is difficult)

Looking good with red hair

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white women will fuck dogs but not you

well it should have, i have been wronged and complaining is my one little pleasure in life and you would deprive me of it
you're a right bastehd

dave hankering for a fight

bloke a few doors down was walking up and down the street, absolutely BELLOWING for people to get out of their houses and clap for the NHS. Imagine it would be a bit scary if you were an old person or something

innit, pathetic.... wish they'd fuck off to their leper colony /britfeel/

red flags for women
> you met on a dating app
> she doesn't go to church
> she has slept with more than 2 guys
>she likes cultural outings
> she has piercings other than earrings
> she is focusing on her career
any more?

sounds serious, whats the prognosis?

Yeah no doubt, but it's probably the only non-grim part of most of those elderly people's days. The lives of elderly people are unspeakably grim to begin with.

dave going about how the new labour leader isnt a women nor a person of colour

give it a fucking rest

need her to peg me

tramp

only ever go for women that have been victims of domestic abuse because their standards are so low it balances out what little i have to offer and inflates my value

>horses
>I'm not like other girls

think youve cancelled out all women there, bucko

Remember when we had a jewish banker PM despite having a minuscule population?

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Why haven't you moved to France yet?

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I forgot how much I love walking into a tightly packed, dimly lit, hot room of sweaty men all there for getting off. I'm a thin guy so I tend to get shoved around in a crowd. I've learned to just go with it, like crowd surfing. I love that feeling of being pushed around and groped with no real control. It was only a few minutes before hands had ripped my pants open and my cock was getting grabbed and my ass fingered. A few minuted more until I was forced down on my knees on the filthy floor and got the first dick in my mouth. I have no idea who. I know it was a big black dick. He came pretty fast in my mouth. I love how once you're down like that, they see you're willing to suck any cock. As soon as that first guy came I realized there were four more hard ones around me. I spent about 20 minutes sucking, swallowing another load in there out of the maybe 6 or 7 guys I sucked.

Revolting, what was she fucking thinking?

don't speak french aye

actually a great idea

I have been jotting down the house numbers where people are not outside showing their support.

le john key face

The call to prayer of the secular booj

>minuscule population
*minuscule jewish population

>those chunky arms and bingo wings
who's the piggie now, Rosie?

caller on line 1 for you boss

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lool yeah i do remember
*turns around and talks to someone more interesting*

>she has tattoos
>she owns a cat
>she has any hair colour besides blonde/brunette/black
>she has a drivers license
>she goes to the gym

London Paki is here stinking up the thread with his curry spices.

minuscule population too though

you know what did drop?
you, on the floor when you were born
lmao

all my gf

Post peng horse faced girls

nice cgi nige

she holds the controller weird

My cousin is a horse girl and she is absolutely mental

yeah but a minuscule population alone doesn't preclude having a lot of jews. we just happen to not have many

I wonder what it is like to grow up in new zealand

she wants a man who wears adidas not nike

Going to be doing some Fortnite dancing on the door step lads.

True... that road looks bleak as fuck, everything is grey; the sky, the houses, the people. The contrast with the upbeat music really rams it home too.

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not very high

told ya innit

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Got a stinky minge

they should make #clapfortheNHS compulsory, we need to show community spirit in these hard times

it involves a lot of looking longingly at the horizon in the direction of australia

what's wrong with gingers

she posts pictures of her arse on social media
she tweets abuse at people with differing political views
doesnt wash her hands
expects you to drive her every where and pay for everything

>goes to the gym
This is a green flag.

>westernised asian girls

holy fucking GRIM

until they turn 18 and move here

'member his son
what's he up to these days

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*slides laptop across table*
new linux distro
whaddya think?

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who honestly needs a handbag that size...

paki bloke in a dress

looking good mate

Oh, yeah, that's Shelly. Few sheep loose in the top paddock but a top root

full of crisps

Down down, my standards are down

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Got some important questions for you lads.

Hertfordshire or Hereforshire?

Wessex or Essex?

Norfolk or Suffolk?

Cumbria (Norf) or Umbria (Italy)?

Please provide detailed reasoning for your answers.

yeah i read philosophy
mencius moldbug, grotesque maggot, odious beetlesmeg, vile spidernonce, the list goes on

very nice although ive seen it before

is it difficult to do?

cor

last thing I can find is that he quit his job and went travelling

rosy was always an expensive nose job away from being fit. she should really use some of that paypig money. It would be a good investment if she's set on e-whoring

dont feel like it

don;t care

>That to-do list
LOLing out loud at your life

light up keyboard freaks need put down

who made this? it's bizarre

Chernobyl and Coronavirus are both the fault of communism

didn't ask (to be questioned)

Nonce detcted in this thread
Nonce detected in this thread
And it isn't just London Paki and his a hundred cousins

had it on my hard drive for literally 9 years
no idea

>Evil Afrikaaners
Could have saved cluttering up that bit of the map and just written "Afrikaaners"

eaten too many hula hoops lads

How did you find installing Arch?

wish my dad didn't have 4 children so i'd get more inheritance when he dies
still thinking of creative ways to kill the other progeny so i get more