beautiful timeline edition
/brit/
Henry Foster
Nathaniel Adams
kek
Grayson Roberts
Dylan Gray
serious question
but, Who is better?
Jace Ward
only chinks and terrorists call for the death of america (and consequently the west)
Elijah Rodriguez
not sure about this 5G thing. don't really have an opinion.
Hunter Roberts
>(and consequently the west)
yeah nah
Juan Moore
got some beers
to rid me of this perishing thirst
Xavier Harris
>lives about 300km away from a 5G mast
>people still blame 5G for local cases
James Price
5G means faster internet
Justin James
Right now? Germany is obviously in a much better spot.
The UK has lost what made it great, we'd rather behave like a knock-off america than our own self.
Henry Hill
yippie yay yay yay yippie yay
Gavin Robinson
It's 8:42 AM lad what the fuck are you doing?
Tyler Ward
5G means brain cancer
Owen Thomas
ha.
Michael Roberts
almost certainly yea, you halfbaked new zealander
Caleb Long
ban it
Michael Diaz
yeah nah mate
Kayden James
USA #1
UK #2
Connor Morgan
If 5G were actually dangerous the government would step in and stop it.
Jayden Jackson
thinking yea my guy
Connor Brown
lmao
Ryan Harris
lucky there's a family guy
*waves hands*
Michael Miller
yeah nah don't know about that
Logan Myers
really got a thing for anime girls looking disgusted at the camera
Jaxon Rogers
hit the missus again
Blake Rivera
Rights for KIWIS in AUS NOW.
Nolan Gomez
Jacob Garcia
don't reply to me ever again. cretin.
Jack Harris
Just think their culture is harmful. It's soulless and based on material goods rather than actual historical merit, fame and fortune over glory.
Honestly I can just blame the industrial revolution for this. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
Nathaniel Hughes
get HYPE
Nathan Carter
i want to suck male feet
Evan Rivera
Every couple months the left side of my jaw will hard pop and leave the side of my face numb for the rest of the day. Is this a preview of what you're experiencing?
Jonathan Gutierrez
HOWLING
Kayden Foster
it's you again
Austin Collins
What are the betting odds?
Aaron Ross
see
Justin Gutierrez
why does he do this
convinced he's a fucking comedian
Nolan Butler
not a fan of this bent posting yank
Brandon Nguyen
who? me?
Zachary Garcia
kier is heavy favourite
rayner deputy
Cameron Russell
i'm convinced it's the greatest larp of all time
Chase Thomas
It's time for boring haircut man
Benjamin Rogers
how do i put this delicately
theyre not attractive
yeah i mean sure theyre not ugly but they miss almost everything to make them attractive
like 'attractive' guy from every 90-00s sitcom
dharma and greg, will and grace, that guy from better off ted
Lincoln Sanders
Can't believe we just cancelled the six nations because some italian mama mias had a cough
Carson Cruz
i'm drooling
Luke Murphy
that's the boring haircut? there's nothing wrong with that haircut
James Bailey
yes you you bloody poofter don't reply to me again
Mason Miller
Alright lads haven't had sex in a month gonna jump out the window.
Dominic Lee
reminder that the 5g conspiracy freaks are the same people that voted for brexit
Levi Kelly
Never bet on the favourite horse me personally
Cameron Russell
Do IDF girls like big kiwi cock (average size)?
Ayden Wright
Ah, the well-informed.
Christian Turner
No, he's a boring man but everybody thinks he's ok because he has a semi-respectable haircut.
Therefore he is the boring haircut man (the haircut man that's boring, not the man with a boring haircut)
Lucas Rivera
Why dont you have a manufacturing sector like the germans
Alexander Carter
what's the issue?
Lucas Mitchell
are you allowed to peak under the covers in israel?
Daniel Wood
he .looks like something out of wallace and gromit
Christopher Jones
Do we not?
Christopher Hall
oh, I see now
Jeremiah Peterson
this isn't /hm/
Kayden Diaz
I can't say because I don't know. The first sign will be struggling to eat and loss of appetite. I hate eating now and basically only eat soft food once per day because when I chew, my jaw slips off and onto its hinge.
Aiden Gray
I want to be Emma Watson’s personal anal hygiene assistant. I would carry around Q-tips and medicated wipes and give a smell and taste test to ensure the cleanliness of her anus.
William Howard
everyone in the uk has that gay buzzcut on the sides haircut
Wyatt Perry
bizarre post
Christian Rivera
The UK scranufacturing sector is the most powerful in the world
Walkers Crisps, Sainsbury's Sandwiches (and wraps), and much much more.
Landon Wright
back in my day we had 3g and that was fine for everyone
the endless entitlement of millennials never fails to amuse
Jonathan James
so what. we can all enjoy some man feet
Gavin Roberts
That's fucked hey. And they're gonna tell you it's just an elective surgery and leave you waiting two years at this rate.
Oliver Hughes
you already posted that one
Isaac Harris
Guess they do.
>peak under the covers
??
Charles Cox
Xavier Howard
This german and a couple of pirates here confirmed it
Grayson Brown
how do we know it was arson and not the phone tower spontaneously combusting due to the 5g signals overheating?
Cooper Bailey
refuse to believe anyone can legitimately be attracted to men's feet. can understand being bent but man feet is too far
Ryder Price
>everyone in the uk has that gay buzzcut on the
sides haircut
Mason Morgan
Go be an insufferable bender somewhere else
Nathan Wilson
oh no no
Liam Morris
what hairstyle should i have brit
Benjamin Smith
How do Aussies come up with such bizarre yet funny posts day in day out. Genuinely baffled by the consistency in quality. Good lads
Logan Cruz
Postea las máquinas o vas directo al horno
Blake Edwards
God I miss Rolex haver so fucking much lads
Justin Kelly
i'm addicted to gay feet porn
Adrian Ross
not even that lol. If I was to go into the hospital now saying I have something like they'd taze me for time wasting and spreading corona.
Jaxon Barnes
Benjamin Peterson
all me
Jonathan Miller
Because 5G isn't strong enough to burn anything.
Morons never cease to exist
Noah Smith
some good ones here
Carson Anderson
no you're not. you're just confused
Kayden Barnes
Here's the thing about 4G, at least in Melbourne. When it was first rolled out in mid-late 2012, the speeds you got were incredible: 200 - 300mbps in the CBD. Now, thanks to normies and the increased accessibility of 4G, the congestion has dropped speeds to literally 1/0th - 1/5th of that.
Xavier Myers
You’re bald already, might as well shave it.
Kevin Garcia
livers aching lads need salty food
Joshua Rodriguez
heard in a pub (reddit) that people get this feet thing because brains associate genitalia with legs and feet
Aaron Turner
paro off me head
me nanny wants me dead
Landon Rivera
yeah it can't cause cancer but it does cause coronavirus
Justin Hall
whoops forgot pic
Nolan Reed
i've been watching gay porn for years
Owen Moore
>sugar shortage
Hahahha what
Blake Ross
gay porn I don't have a problem with, it's the feet that bothers me
Ayden Reed
I'm a Marxist-Leninist worker who voted to leave the EU.
Ayden Martinez
2 > 3 > 1
Zachary Morris
Having a bit of a crisis, if anyone can offer any advice that would be appreciated
For the last 4 months or so, I've been dressing female whenever I go out (to work, shop etc)
I pass often enough but not always
I don't present as female but my manager at work thinks he's being clever by calling me "good girl" and "Amber"
Anyway, things were OK, except at home, I couldn't really be me, I live with my family and it sounds minor but it feels really oppressive not to be able to wear female gendered pyjamas or nail polish
But things were half and half so I dealt with it and found a flat to move into
Yesterday the estate agent told me that the flat had been "withdrawn by the landlord" even though I put down a full deposit, so I'm stuck at home until the lockdown is over, I'm working from home too so I never leave
My mother and sister have already expressed their disgust at me, I see it in my sisters face every time, my dad kinda knows but doesn't so he's giving me the benefit of the doubt. My parents are Pakistani and I thought they were civilized and chill but my sister, 20, recently moved in with her 36 year old white bf and my father said he'd kill her and didn't care if he went to prison, he also talked about burning the house down with us all inside
oh and while I work, I watch RuPaul's Drag Race, the women with voices that pass and don't seem to have any masculine features really piss me the fuck off
Just feels really oppressive in my head right now and I don't know when things will get better
Luke Diaz
Doing a read
Justin Rodriguez
oh my god rorke
you are a broken record
Zachary Murphy
don't reply to it
Jack Morris
it's not worth presenting to ED for lad. they'd fob you off even if there was nothing going on. all the hospital would do would be referring you internally to either a specialist dentist or maxfacs.
get any ear pain btw?
Parker Taylor
Corbyn that you mate
Josiah Harris
little freak aping dub knackers
Ryder Hernandez
i just think they're a taboo thing in society because we never really see them unless you're wearing flip flops or something. bare feet look kinda primitive and it adds an exciting element to porn
Alexander Walker
Did poley just make a very long post without a trip?
Jacob Anderson
>Muh 5G coronavirus
There's no 5G in Italy and Iran and they were hit hard what's your explanation?
Soon enough you'll all move to
>Coronavirus was man made with the intent of culling the population and getting everyone vaccinated so they can track us
Ryder Sullivan
>you now remember when laura pidcock was being tipped for labour leader
Jeremiah Jones
lmao tranny
please dont post in our gay generals
Isaac Morris
white workers of the world unite
Carter Parker
it's a good choon mate
Matthew Miller
Very bent thread so far. Sort yourselves ffs.
Julian Hernandez
>no trip
You have to respond then
Michael Torres
post fucking machines
Aiden Roberts
Postea las putas máquinas
Jaxson Cooper
Why did they make that the cover
Jason Morris
>yanks shitting the place up as usual
part and parcel of /brit/
Benjamin Fisher
engcucks SEETHING
Chase Ramirez
what's wrong with feet? they're normal, just like hands. i can't jerk off to porn if i don't see the feet and entire body
Luke Lee
There was no coronavirus until 5G. It started in other countries that do have 5G and then spread to Italy and Iran where there isn't 5G. I don't see what's so hard to understand.
Austin Bell
looking at pre/post transition images for motivation
Daniel Morales
>My parents are Pakistani and I thought they were civilized and chill but my sister, 20, recently moved in with her 36 year old white bf and my father said he'd kill her and didn't care if he went to prison, he also talked about burning the house down with us all inside
based Mr Hussein
Blake Bennett
Why is it always you lot who are virulently denying conspiracy theories?
Nolan Foster
need to ungay this thread immediately
Jaxon Evans
postea las fuck machines
Kayden Campbell
>taboo
mate... is america really that bad
theyre feet
love having my socks taken off and itched uuuu
like the bear in jungle book
i will rub myself against the side of the house with my back when im hungover or super itchy when partner isnt here
Brandon Morris
how are you guys seeing so much death
Ian Foster
No fuck machines
Tyler Price
you know why
Cooper Reed
the norn iron man triumphs over nature once again
Owen Myers
nonce
Elijah Robinson
You know what I hate? Pornhub videos where they hide the face.
Easton James
I think it's one of his pieces of art, a drawing of the deathlock character
Benjamin White
the norn iron man (singular)
Josiah Reed
thinking about writing a manifesto
any decent topics about
Cooper Gutierrez
The first coronavirus that was transferable to humans existed before 5G was even a thing, do your research you damned morons
Jayden Clark
There's literally a Jew in this thread trying to deny the correlation between 5G and coronavirus. Literally. A. Fucking. Jew.
Ayden Williams
Oh, didn't know this. I'm not sure why, perhaps they wanted to focus on being a finance hub rather than a manufacting hub. I guess it makes more money for the powers that be.
Robert Lewis
Absolute state.
Parker Martin
maybe that's why kiwis don't have foot fetishes, because we wear jandals everywhere
Levi Powell
i sleep under your car sometimes
like a cat or a meth addict
*whispers* im not a cat
meow
This is the largest size bottle of wine that isn't legally a vat. It is called a 'nebuchadnezzar'. I drink four of these a day, just like Charlemagne did, and I'll outlive you all.
Chase Rivera
rebuilding society post-corona through communism
Dylan Clark
the balls on these chancers, thinking they can have it both ways of cashing in on porn without showing who they are
Xavier Foster
Meant to reply to
Brandon Walker
don't hate what you fear you may like
Charles Ward
No. When I was a kid I got ear pain, but after about 10 I've never had it again.
Owen Robinson
the consequences of the industrial revolution
Grayson Morgan
modern monetary theory aka why money printers should go brrr
Colton Sullivan
a treatise on why coronavirus is a cia bioweapon
Caleb Jenkins
פרסם את המכונות
Jacob Moore
Spot on. Ah yes let me wank to this body wthout a head.
Just can't get into it.
Dominic Perry
no, all workers
Camden Jenkins
forgot another pic
Hudson Morales
Human coronaviruses were discovered in the 1960s, around when computers started becoming prevalent.
Elijah Kelly
Evan Long
*gays it up again*
kinda, i mean no one goes walking around outside barefoot. that's what i mean
Xavier Torres
next this jew is going to be telling me that holodomor was man-made
Aiden Richardson
The one who sells me will never buy me.
The one who buys me never uses me.
The one who uses me doesn't know he's using me.
Who am I?
Note : the answer is not a towel
Lucas Wright
Look at that based black man
Henry Diaz
>computers were prevalent in 1960
Lucas Williams
Didn't know he did fiction. Thought he was more of a polemicist and essayist. Or is the character an allegory? I suppose I should just read and find out.
Justin Williams
A Jew
James Myers
interesting how only povvos think communism is a good idea
Brayden Richardson
ideology *sniff*
Kayden Wilson
coffin
Jacob Robinson
Nolan Watson
Why didn't they call it the computervirus then
Ayden Edwards
So now human coronaviruses are caused by the existence of functioning electronic circuits with a current going through them?
Owen Cook
shut the fuck up you disgusting kike pig
Austin Murphy
jews out