/cum/

STAY. THE. FUCK. INSIDE. I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED TO WORK IF YOU GO INSIDE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL MY HECKIN' GRANNY. WHY DO YOU HATE THE HECKIN' INNOCENT BOOMERINOS? OMG I HEAR A GROUP OF TEENAGERS PLAYING BASKETBALL I'M GONNA CALL THE COPS ON THEM HOW DARE THESE KIDS PUT THEIR OWN FUN AHEAD OF MY HECKIN' GRANDPAS WELLBEING. HAVE. SOME. FREAKING. EMPATHY. UGH, ITS ALL SO EXHAUSTING, BUT WE MUST #FLATTENTHECURVE.

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looks like they have a pener

3/10

mood

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I'm going to find a gf one day.

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I would

>tfw you get turned down for a canoe trip

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Not Winnipeg, no snow

looks like “she” is about to have an ND

how do I have sex without breaking social distancing rules?

mt bf just turned away from me in bed. its fucking over for me

A gf will eventually fall into my open lap

Those guys are dangerous af

Really? It's mad how many influential people in Dutch politics and business are/were freemasons. One of our former prime-ministers who co-founded the social-democratic party is a confirmed freemason.

maybe he would love you if you werent a tranny

yes

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youtu.be/nJaK2b_Ku1k

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>A gf will eventually fall into my open lap
This, but unironically. Searching for a gf is cringe, I'll just live my life and I will meet her eventually.

Anyone else make a soy face irl whenever you see a soy tier post?

Where’s my true bowl of cane sugar

good news hes snuggling me now and watching me type this out
being a tranny is disgusting why would I want to be a naggy female

>got an ad telling me to stay home and NOT go to a doctor if I think I have coronavirus
incredibly based administration lads
trump 2020

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Just cut a hole in your hazmat suit and sew in a condom

Sickening hot flash just hit me hard. I don't like this

If you only do it in missionary with masks on it's fine

Gods lonely man...

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How are the grandkids Darlene xoxo

Take it all in

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By who?

WHOM

a shy canadian.. i'm just teasing tho

Yea yea

whomst'd'vn't'std

Neighbours fuckin

>tfw meditating

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I can feel my future gf probing for me through the void

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record it and blackmail them

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alright /cum/ what's your excuse for not listening this musical master piece

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My future gf browses this thread. She has made contact with my before and I will have her in my arms one day.

>another 'quirky' white girl with a jazzmaster recording indie pop

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Can we just be /um/ because fuck Canada

never heard of her

Chile USA Mexico

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How could you betray us like that?

shut up CHI

My future gf browses this thread. She has made contact with my before and I will have her in my arms one day.

>white

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I'm white

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my future gf was aborted

Where'd the latvian go? We could finally become /lum/

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its ale isnt it

Papa Johns quality sure went down

/um/ sweetie

>some mixed girl with a jazzmaster singing slowly over reverb and a phaser lightly strumming barre chords

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I can see the yellow tinge in your fingers, CHI. You're white because you never go outside. You will not divide us.

society

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>I'm white
>some mixed girl
>you will not divide us

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>society
on the left, me on the right

youtu.be/aqVI_7FtwzA

sure about that?

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am i WHITE bros

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