/brit/

People are burning 5G masts there?
what the fuck

Make the United kingdom great again

america

catch it

bin it

kill it

metal how 5G caused this pandemic innit

That's just arrogant, take it down a notch

cant see my doctor or therapist for the ol 'pression

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ello lachie

Odds are the government of the UK would have moved from London to either Boston, New York City, or Philadelphia. Australia was already in the process of being colonized by then though

What do you do there

LoL imagine

> (You)
>I was part of gentrifying it
>It's got a reason to exist anyway a shitload of money comes in because the darling downs is fertile as fuck but those people are still bogans
Toowoomba make rely on CSG much? They're getting hammered right now

America would have significantly more native americans and significantly less blacks had the british continued ruling it

Thing about Australia is they at least somewhat resemble the British Isles. Yanks? Nah

No it fucking wasn't
The urgency of Australia's colonisation arose from the fact that prisoners couldn't be sent to the New England colonies anymore, and the first fleet only beat the French by mere days
Stop talking about shit you don't know anything about as if you're an authority on it

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move the home of modern civilisation to an irrelevant colony haha yeah mate that would have happened

idea: 6G

Mad how oil producing land was claimed before I was born and makes billions for the owners and if I even step foot on it I could be gunned down

lachie's not here mate you'll know if he is

reckon if i were thick as shit i'd at least try to hide it

Thots deserve to get shot

Basically nobody here ever disliked Washington because he was seen as a strong, patient, and reserved general.
Many of the most important MP's at the time were sympathetic to the Americans, among them one of the most celebrated Prime Minister's in history, William Pitt The Elder, who collapsed in Parliament after he gave a speech in support of the Americans and the futility of trying to fight them. These MP's were only kept out of government by George III's autism.
It's most likely that George III himself called Washington the greatest man alive after the war.

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it's not all roses, doesn't pay much and nowadays winters are shit, not hard and white but cold, rainy and muddy
but yes, come spring there are some beautiful sights that make it worth it getting out of a warm bed to a cold morning
and now with all tha corona business i do feel lucky to be a country boy
youtube.com/watch?v=QRuCPS_-_IA

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yes it was

How do people like this exist (the guy with the contract)

Quintessentially American

americans arent the best at anything when you think about it, they just say they are too each other because no one else listens

like that with all land innit

we get the point

Interesting stuff, cheers
Why 1812 then?

I regret doing it now in hindsight but I've nearly paid it off now
You live and learn

Oh i fucked off to Brisbane because the uni in Toowoomba is absolute trash but i come up most weekends because its convenient and laid back
its already cooked anyway honestly. Its grown by about 50% in the last decade but people overestimated it and built a ton of retail shops which are now closed.
But the main point is that its not rural hell like most of inland Australia. Because of the ag money, anything to west needing to pass, mining etc.
So it'll take a while to get a job but you will get one. Like suburban Brisbane honestly

alright americans are the best at one thing

why are not the british allowed to own firearms like americans

insecurity dripping off this post like grease from a fresh cheeseburger

thought he was the only australian poster here

Glad you've learnt your lesson mate

just got called a racist at greggs

any findom man in

Nah that's a cope
America acknowledged everything wrong with our system and improved upon it

>the yank's still replying to him

what are americans the best at that no one else is

Before we even made money off mining in the 70s Based Gough Whitlam was going to nationalise all our resources
But he got taken out and now we have rio tinto getting 12 billion subsidises to sell our iron tax free to chinks and take the profit overseas

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its fucking over

ahaha

Does acid lower the immune system? Tempted to do a blot in a field somewhere but scared ill get corona if I do aha

Whenever I do mandy I always get a really bad virus after it.

The equivalent of ‘daddy issues’.

in the late 90s a man went into a school and executed over a dozen 5 year olds for no reason with a pistol
after that pistols and many other weapon types were banned and the unbanned ones are difficult to aquire, basically have to be a farmer or gunclub member

don't we have laws against this kinda shit?
ya know, toxic masculinity and all

its impossible to improve on perfection, which is why america has had a steep decline in the last few hundred years

what a bunch of pussies, gun control really sucks

Does anyone have the collage of lachie having a meltdown about nurses?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

more than a year since i did the deed to a video with a woman under 40

Yes mistress

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chin up la, after every winter comes a spring
come morning you'll hear the birds singing

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do you know what happens in your country?

id rather gun control than that shit desu

He was also trying to make rural Australia great again. Perfidious fats put a stop to him tbqh

Aye, a hard life, I could imagine but I’d assume a fulfilling one. John Denver, a legend. Good old time that lad

Mad how that happens

he looks happy :)

yes and the UK has went from strength to strength since 1776

have no idea what to fucking do

I'm not an expert but anything written on /brit/ should automatically be considered a shitpost

I've never been happy in my life

>do you know what happens in your country?
strict gun control laws, and yet we still have horrible crime rates

>Whenever I do mandy I always get a really bad virus after it.
probably the nightclub poofs

>difficult to acquire
Lmao

S P A C E

LOL
yeah got one mate

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you really can't deny that he's based

guess we just enforce our laws more effectively
the rate and nature of violent crimes in mexico is utterly inexcusable, you are just as bad as ISIS and arguably worse than that

yh ok pal

Imagine living in a country where this isn’t legal hahahaha

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he means for the everyman mikey

Mental to think in yankland you can get 600 bhp, < 10 years old, for £10k

In the uk youd get a 300 bhp for that

just sucked a big one

Thanks lads

george was an english man wasnt he, and the lads that come up with the laws when america first started coming out of its mere colony stage, since then its had wave after wave of foreigner influencing it and now its unrecognisable even the lads that signed that paper would be like... woah there hang about whats gone on, america has gone down hill its irrefutable

not a hard life, harder than some but there's lads that work in sewers, now that's hard toil
it's a sweaty life but a good life, it's not even may and i'm already tanned, people pay good money to get an early start on skin cancer
but what about you, mikey? we've been talking about my side, i'm interested in yours

dildos are legal here pal so cope some more

Stolen

why are the british really obssessed with their former colony America, whats the big deal with it, are they still butthurt about washington and andrew jackson?

yes misstress

We fucking take it all up too

have another

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Aye. Schoolboys not putting enough XP into street smarts. 200 quid and you got yourself a shotgun.

spare me the hardman bullshit
I could also get my grip on a handgun if i REALLY wanted to but the risk of owning one, nevermind actually using it is absolutely not worth it

mikey's never seen a firearm let alone held one

apparently that wasn't him a discord server or spammer picked up his (correct) gimmick

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Plans for a British colony in Australia pre-date the American Revolution

We were destined for greatness and the whole world knew it, tho

Everything is cheaper in the land of plenty

i dont care about america i just enjoy calling it for what it is

mikey's perception of the real world comes from Yas Forums, reddit, and what he's heard of what travellers are supposed to do. that's how he puts together his larp

ever been comfy? even as a child, surely there must have some saturday morning in your jammyjams watching some cool cartoons on tv

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prisoners weren't sent to New England but the Chesapeake colonies

A mini-political revolution occurred again in the USA, and people who were crazy for war with Britain gained power

yeah thats why they sent the b team over

comfort in misery is still misery

wife unironically won't let me own a gun
i am so cucked

Yes I know, but re-read my post

the meer days thing was a meme honestly. They'd already mapped Australia they don't just put an entire colony on a ship and hope they find land.
And those were just french ships they didn't bring 1000 random peasant settlers and arrive and see the colony and just take them all home.

I’ve known fellas mixed up in guns and they usually get around 5 year and do about 2-3 year out of it. Not that harsh. Using one though is a different story kek. You’d be going for a spin.
What you interested in lad. I’m an open book

yanks this yanks that yank all this.

Your b team couldnt even beat our c team tho

Noam Chompsky is perhaps the best example of someone who is a blithering idiot about everything but his very specific field of scholarship.

Just buy a gun anyway and then point it at her, what's she going to do then?

Cool, I'll retract that part

you needed france to beat us
the lowest of the low

yanks coming in here talking shit like we are the same people jeysus christ lads look in the mirror

it's 12:45pm do I just start drinking then?

sort of hope he outlives kissinger
old bastard jews

do you know how humiliating it is to have a son?

It's Saturday isn't it?

they consume children blood, i was reading about a drug called adrenochrome

Only based thing gommies did was executing academics and putting them in camps.

*hits pipe*

Is liberty about giving in to other people's demands? What is the fattie trying to say?

you plus france vs "the b team" anyway i dont even know why you care you're probably a late 1800's eastern european refugee with a splash of this and a splash of that by now

Everyone in Queensland has

my father knows

love freedom, simple as

comfortable misery... are you a frenchman in britain? :p
don't know lad, i'm not sure what to believe about you, you've been such a character so far
tell me about your neck of the woods, northern ireland is it?

Yes

people who don't have impulse control faults can see how thats not worth it, even if you don;t think 2-3 years is a big deal

in mexico you can cut a childs face off on camera and get away with it

why are so many americans in prison

that beto?
been awhile since i've been among this colourful cast

I want your bodies

seems too lucid to be beto

freedom isn't free, unironically

got out of hand with freedom

Northern Ireland? Nah lad, Manchester, England. Never been to Northern Ireland in my life. Manchester’s a nice place. People are down to earth. Love it to be honest.

land of the free- labour because you get sent to jail for not wearing a seat belt

every country that has done the whole execute all intellectuals as a means of exerting control is at this time a backwards shitheap

Yeee cunt, nah nah nah nah yee

I wish the French had created an actual state in their territory out west that was about the same size as the US pre-Louisiana Purchase so that we could have an actual proper rival

because 13% of the population does 50% of crime

OIIIIII
on land you never measured up, sissy
half of my country was 100% legitimately yours, til it wasn't