/brit/
HE won't like this
*looks around*
Nig-
this is one grubby singer
Will somebody PLEASE think of my willy
girl = janny
butter = a cock
*cautiously enters thread*
>after a long week of work sinks a whisky
>pours another drink and see's it off quick
>walks to the backing balcony head throbbing and wondering what to live for
>looks down at the crowded square below
>lights a cigarette and takes a long drag
>composes self
>breathes in
NIGGER
Please address these posts
he does it for how much?
no... you CANNOT be serious...
free?
free?!!!?
...
how?
how do you cope?
what do you talk about? how do you maintain the facade of normality?
based /r/smuggies
Why you in Uganda for
Don't understand the rating scale desu
what makes a girl a 5/10? what makes a 6 a 7 a 10?
ffs lad alright its lydia clyma
infuriates be that england doesn't have its own anthem
who here playing?
a.uguu.se
yes i have bum cancer
what did they eat in mcdonalds before they invented big mac?
Fair enough lad
just cheeseburgers and normal burgers
>super severely anxious and insecure lasses with an obsessive personality
the goal
jealous of the welsh bvll much?
still got the old thread in another tab if anyone is asking
we live in the most unequal of times to be honest.
being rich isn't a result of hard work at all now. it is sheer luck.
its like being alive in the 18th century you are either born a peasant or gentry. no middle ground.
Oh Ing-Ger-Land
Oh Ing-Ger-Land
Oh Ing-Ger-Land is wonderful
It's got blow, fanny and football
Ing-Ger-Land is wonderful!
don't know
just be my self
>a fucking dragon
reminder that looks don't matter as much as you think
you literally just have to be attractive enough
you really think a girl that's with an 8/10 guy laments the fact that he isn't a 9/10? or someone with a 6/10 bf wishes he was a 7/10?
you can always punch at least two points above whatever you are, the trick is just being attractive 'enough', and then having a personality that clicks with her (almost all of this is being funny)
ofc that doesn't mean you shouldn't put effort into your looks, but things aren't as fatalistic as some think
The republic or England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland
Be careful of having a gf who's on her period whilst also being on the pill
It sends them batshit crazy and they don't feel the same feelings towards you
Honestly have no issues with idubbbz. If my gf wanted to bring in 30k a month by uploading shitty nudes then I'm more than happy with it
based folklore and mythology you must be referring to
the dream
sam hyde lookinglike muppet here
just deleted a load of porn. didnt have the heart to delete all of it though.
Republic of Great Britain. No spud munchers required.
did the man kill the dragon?
1-absolutely abhorrent, can not get uglier
2-really ugly
3-ugly
4-average but on the ugly side
5- bang average
6 - average but on the hot side
7- fit
8- really fucking fit
9- literally one of most beautiful human beings on earth
10 - has it all, perfect arse, perfect tits, perfect face, perfect proportions. Near impossible
I’ve found that wanking helps a lot with my anxiety during these trying times. What are the best pics of girls you have to offer? I see a lot of slags posted here, but I’m not into the slag look.
Someday man, someday. Phwooar, imagine the things we could accomplish together
iktfb
It is sam Hyde
lads,
please join me in a little prayer.
Ask her to keep you in a chastity cage too
kys
he was beautiful, what happened to him?
Just ordered the Normal burger
women don't give a fuck about how you look (assuming you arent in the bottom 5% of absolute freaks) just consider the fact they love 'dad bods'
i mean sam hyde is looking like a muppet in that pic
500 million years of sexual reproduction have given us a very refined ability to determine the sex of another member of our species. Our fish-brains can answer the question: "Do I fuck it or fight it?" in an instant. This shit is hard wired into the deepest parts of our brains, you can't just ignore it.
5/10 = average
1/10 = very ugly
9/10 = beautiful as fuck
and so on and so forth
10/10s don't exist
please note that when speaking with americans that the average is mistakenly inflated to 7/10 because americans suck at maths
just ordered the corona burger
that’s simply not true. only reason i’m not a virgin is because i was very good looking in my early 20’s
>republic
dad bod meme died out quickly and was quickly sussed out for what it was - girls wanted to be the 'hot one', so they didn't feel insecure and so they'd have power over the guy
based
On annual leave for over a week now and I've just realised I left my charger at work, and it's still plugged into the socket with the power on. I work in my own room so no one will see to switch it off before the fire starts.
Just want her back
youtube.com
is it me or does George Harrison really want to have sex with God?
Finsbury park station
Still dont get why people are still buying and drinking Corona if it can kill you
the idea that unsubbing from spam email just makes more of it is a meme. used to thousands until i started unsubbing for each as they came in and now i get none
woah... is this true?
gay
sorry, was talking about relationships not tinder teenager student fucking
got an offer to do a PhD lads, wahey!
based reddit poster
It actually makes me angry how girls can just get their tits out on onlyfans and will live a life toil free and full of luxury
I'm wanking ten, maybe twelve times a day. It's a disease. A wanking disease.
I have a wanking disease.
What if corona never fucks off haha
Shagged the gf but couldn't cum
She was absolutely crestfallen
need to wear a mask innit and its fine
wayhee get the bevvies in kid
based and redpilled
Why
Yeah mate
craving a woman ngl
It's 100% fact. The biggest cause of virginity on /brit/ is being 14 years old, the second biggest is being a plain detestable cunt.
>I'm wanking ten, maybe twelve times a day
no you're not
women have it good in that sense, but don't get emotional over it or you're no better than them
if you've spent any amount of time around women you'll realise how awful it must be to be one, yet they don't even realise
count your blessings that you belong to the superior gender
yeah we can be fooled by our cocks but even with that hindrance we built everything humans have ever valued
this is why we need social distancing
Blased and bled blilled
xD
they're not gonna like this post
>incel pick up artist forum tier autism
you put too much thought into it which is half of your problem
dont let it get to you lad because that is just in the virtual world, in the real world a womens dating value goes down significantly from spreading pornographic material online of herself so that she will only be able to bag a soy boy husband.
Leftypol is getting BTFO by this virus as far as I'm concerned.
All of America's masks and ventilators are in China instead of being manufactured at home.
Almost as if bringing jobs back to your home country like Trump wanted isn't as crazy as people thought.
>tfw I took out this Irish girl from my uni and felt a connection with her
I wish I pursued her further, but she was busy with shit and it was obvious it wasn’t going to work out.
Congrats my man what you studying (keep it vague of course)
dunno born that way
there clearly wasn't an aesthetic preference for it - and the meme of 'he looks more like he'd be a good time" is a shoddy excuse, there's room inbetween gym rat and slob that they pretended didn't exist
might just do that lad
Need to shag a few students but on the other hand couldn’t be bothered listening to their pseudo intellectual shite
>12 wanks in one day
honestly impressive
they cant talk with a cock in their gob. waheeey
been listening to the soundtrack of Battlestar Galactica and it's gorgeous
never seen an episode of it but i like this music
will be difficult to make them realise this lad
Topkek, where you from lad. Roughly
Leftypol on a ventilator.