/balt/ + /ausnz/

I haven't had sex for about a week and I wan't TO COOOOOOOOOM AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAH

oh fuck off, kastu cilātāj, you are getting high and fucking some slut every friday over there
And you also get paid probably thrice more than I do

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Do circumcised guys like blowjobs?
The problem is that when I get my uncut dick suckled it just feels bad and hurts, bag always feels better. Can cut anons explain the difference in feeling you get?

>you are getting high
correct
>fucking some slut every friday over there
wrong

how hard does she suck?

that would be me?

*vag

No it is just teeth every partner I've had uses teeth, I can't stand it? Assuming we have jewnon here can he give insight!

you forgot
>> make 3 times as much as you do
> correct

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WTF?
You probably have phimosis.
Cut anons lose 40% sensitivity in benis
Also that part of the head (the skin around ''the crown'') is the most pleasurable part

>teeth
Well, you can't just take them out.
Blowjobs are overrated anyways.
Looks cool - feels mediocre.

Tfw Hitler killed all secular qts with whom I could have based family that likes debates and discussions. Now all I can get are those normie aryan sluts who only now some social media crap.
Literraly Chad jew and Latvian, imagine fatherland(Latvia N1C1 or r1a haplomeme) + mommy land(based Mena haplomeme) combined

wtf have you told them not to use teeth? that's not supposed to happen

evening, chaps

Nope, skin feels top tier and I can retract my penis goyring. The problem is that pee pee head itself is very sensitive

evening chap

Arlabunakti, Igauņ user!

Hi!

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im very happy that i made /balt/ turn the discussion towards sex
but unironically any advice for getting the fuck tomorrow
if it's any help in assesing the situation we have both decided to drink a 0.5l bottle of absinthe each

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you already said that

Neviens nepistu tavu mammu ja pat viņa maksātu.
(piedod vecīt, pamatskolas joki pēc darbadienas ir nepieciešamība)

gl with whiskey dick

Ok. The head loses sensitivity by time(at least I have experienced that)
The more you stick it in girls asses and bussies - the less you actually feel

Poetic in a way

evening

?
did i miss out on something in the previous threads?

chip chop chap

youtube.com/watch?v=VRLK-CM86_g

wew lads

>Would you a nun?
Sure.

Slikti, ir bijušas tikai 2 sievietes kuras man atdotu savu miesu manai pagāna iekārei!

that it's not a pleasant feeling. I have dipped my dick in whiskey and vodka. I don't recommend whiskey dick

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Some sex talk and a Lithuanian semite discussing jew stuff with pollack.

Based Catholic potato

>getting drunk
You don't need anything else, just enjoy the ride

Drunk sex is great because that way my Intercourse lasts more than 3 minutes desu

Latvanon, be physically forward, make out, grope around and better not say it out loud like "wanna fuck?" because that's scary. just let it happen physically.

I might go to sleep soon

nē nu, pavasara/vasaras sezona drīz būs
nāc, kopā dārzeņus, augus no laukiem kačāsim par naudu, būs forši

youtu.be/XTdJghAANvA
Why do Latvians look so nordic/finnic compared to Lithuanians?

Caur kuru kompāniju brauci?
Nav zb ar poļiem strādāt

BASED RIGHT HAND OF BATKA Complete side question. If Batka is not in power, what would be your guess/guesses for what political figure or party would be in power?
>I heard a pretty grim prediction by a historian here who guessed that if Batka died, some blood would most likely be spilled in the competition for power.
>But idk, maybe he's full of shit.

closer to eesti/suomi

You just reminded me of this one

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Wait, is the opening line in that video:
"Ja, davai pisiu negra"? KEK
Not sure if that is what they said, but in Lithuanian that's basically :"Yeah, come on, I'll fuck a nig..." WTFKEK

>Caur kuru kompāniju brauci?
students, un nestrādā caur kompānijām, drāž pakaļā un kā starpnieki ņem savu kumosu

I jus wanted basado country with basado anthem, and then P*tin fucked it up. No wonder why gay jannie is so mad he is sick of all the homophobic shit happening in his life.
youtu.be/kdE2DHQcNvg

lmao

Implying anyone could travel to neatherlands in summer

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>Yeah, come on, I'll fuck a nig
I wish
Ko skatās ja gribi studēt vidējo vai eksāmenus?

Maybe ''Ja, davai, pišam iekšā'' it means something like ''let's drink''

>'Ja, davai, pišam iekšā'
sounds like "yeah, lets fuck a hooker"

youtu.be/Ha3yUZvzQC8

that's the plan for now but im still debating with myself if it would be the best course of action
shit im debating with myself if it would even be the right course since i wanna keep this one and not just pump and dump, we have some really good chemistry

Pišam ogu, man šņabis šovakar jāpiebeidz?

>Jā, davai
no explanation needed I assume
>pišam
let's fuck
>iekšā
inside

All together could mean ether ''let's drink'' or ''let's go inside''

More like "lets get fucked up", or "let's fucking get in".Pist is the most versatile swear word in Latvian

Just go have fun latbro, don't overthink it

well, if she refuses your physical advances you have to watch carefully and respect that, but I imagine if you both have 0,5 of absinthe in you and can still move, it won't damage your relationship. move slowly, be gentle and loving, stroke her hair.

DEAR LATVIANS, I WAS ALWAYS CURIOUS WHAT PROFESSOR X SAID IN THIS CLIP:
youtube.com/watch?v=X_byGr_fDp0
CAN YOU PLEASE TRANSLATE THE MESSAGE OF THIS BRILLIANT MAN FOR ME?

youtube.com/watch?v=hzmRx4F8VvQ

we have one word for that, ĮPISAM

>If Batka is not in power, what would be your guess/guesses for what political figure or party would be in power?
There are rumors it will be Vladimir Makei. I don't think it will be somebody from the opposition.
Some months ago Lukashenka said we needed a new constitution. It looked like he was preparing transfer of power, but then several things happened: Putin changed the Russian constitution, then the Coronavirus. So it seems for several years there will be no transfer.

It is called gogashvilli, he's a millionaire but I ain't millionaire. Full clip:youtu.be/kgMK_6f1Toc

Or I guess "pisam čierką" is the equivalent gopnik meme

Gotcha. I'll read up on the guy. Thanks for much for the info :)

Does čierka means Berry?

youtu.be/RT1ndzl-Sw8

Yas Forums in a nutshell:
youtu.be/TEPEPIfFZzs

Random gibberish.
> Gogoshwilli, he was a millionaire, but I am not a millionaire. He was an artist...(unintelligible)...I am a good construction worker, yes, all is OK...

Thanks so much! A true Ventspilnieks, isn't he?

Used as slang for "shot"(alcohol shot).
Don't know the real meaning desu.
ALSO KEK AT VID. "BLE MAN KRAMPS YRA"
Had no idea it's same as English "cramp" in Latvian.

Yes Kurzeme is fucking hardcore desu

my god latvian is so cute

I wish I lived there.
Feels like a pace with soul
youtube.com/watch?v=C9yUOZ-thxc