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*girl beats you up* edish

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trying to remember that quote from hitler where he's being filmed at his villa maybe and he's like "don't film me, I am old" or something

need my bollocks in her grip

me on drugs

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ah yes, clogwog hours
think i'll go have a wank

Imagine her pummeling your bollocks.

what you up to tonight lads

home alone?

still howling about mutts who think a few beers is alcoholism.

this is what you get when you refuse to beat a girl up

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>dogshite clogwog edition

Same

having a few beers is alcoholism

GIWTWM

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wales

Perfidious harlot.

having a few beers

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>That face
You’re a nonce

Frozen pizza from Aldi and a bottle of tyskie de lads

honestly that was pretty based. she must train mma

Sort of want to get the corona to get it over with.
While on downtown.
Otherwise I'm going to be stuck home when everyone else is enjoying life later in the year.

Have a litre of whiskey and some xanax

at Rewe, anyone want owt?

never turn your back on a soyrish man

>it was literally nothing
STATE!

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12 cans of Kronenbourg

i am who im saying i am and im not anybody else ok theres people hiding me away in this place and harassing my life... that thing up there in the ceiling is a particularly evil thing i want to sort this thing out and end its life for putting me in this situation where its messing me about... i want that thing up there to be killed ok...

Covid isnt a 1 hit deal, it comes back plus you have the 88% reduced fertility and lung damage to deal with

club mate

remember [thing that happened before covid] when we thought the world was legit about to end?

how innocent we were

hol mich ein paar astra ab

They're only coping because everything else has been cancelled.

>xanax
Lucky bastard. Wish I could get my hands on benzos, feels like everyone only sells coke these days

feel pissed after two 330ml 5% beers

you can't make this shit up

good lad

>copealone nowhere to be seen

Hope one of his tenants stabbed him in the neck

yeah

yeah

we bring the stars out

we bring the women and the cars and the cards out

lets have a toast, a celebration get the glass out

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Have a lump in the back of me mouth and tea suddenly tastes like dishwater, strange

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9/11

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Unnerving set of sentences.

can literally buy it off Instagram

Get us a spezi lad

NHS: don't drink more than 2 beers in a day
/brit/: yeah it's fine if you drink 4 per day every weekend!

you're going to kill that user you know that right?

yank tier tolerance

get on the DNMs

>part of the Abu Dhabi National Exhibitions Company
state of it really, Albion is dead

oh no no no

haribo and veggie pasty bitte

Remember that post the Latvian did in /brit/ the other day?
>enter /brit/
>regular posters
>trips everywhere
>everyone knows everyone
Its a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no international discussion. its fucking facebook without profiles

I've posted the exact same template in pretty much every general in Yas Forums across the past couple days and successfully got multiple seething replies every time

My best return was 11 replies in the Swedish thread

and we can do this until we pass out

>chubby rascal
>defined the 10s

Need to keep drinking innit.

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Maybe in britain

Seems like a lot of effort

Intelligent woman
youtu.be/asQ8KFrZY84

gf asked me to stop saying based
told her she was being cringe

quite the little troll aren't you

i've drunk entire bottles of vodka in a day when i was a student

don't drink much at all now though

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reckon covid would leave me in hospital, assuming there are any spots in the hospital left

>4 per day every weekend
Who drinks 4 and only 4.

decided to abstain from wanking

For me, it's Camille Paglia