/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=KmRpV-bGtyw
grab it before it's gone

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sucking a cheeky nigger

lite lagers are very good

for me it's slav girls on interpals

piss off wretched bastard

mental illnesses only exist in textbooks

what's GID

mental how bad yanks are at drinking

this nigga seen some real shit

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i bet youre fun at parties!

haha yeah *voices start telling me to kill myself again* waheeey

>corr
>peng
>howling
>screaming
>phwoooar

what are other memorable /brit/ gimmicks?

thoughts on yanks lads?

have to bring my mind down to post in here
rolling in the mud with the piggies

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>hurrr I haven't done the 5 second Google search to look up biological causes of gender dysphoria, therefore it isn't real

Fucking Yas Forums mongos are the lowest IQ scum out there. They need to be lined up and shot.

True but weekly sounds simpler, my shift pattern is based on an 8 day week

Because all yanks are drama queens.
Still they are very nice ppl.

my friend drinks 10 lagers a day, everyday, yet he judges me for smoking weed occasionally

>Buprenorphine is an opioid used to treat opioid use disorder

whoa

not interested in asians apart from the ones that live on islands

Yes in my current state i am wretched, but no I am not a bastard, so id like an apology for that

howling at Yanks who think having 3 beers is alcoholism

hang on... this is a blue board!

if you're not confidence enough to say what you believe, then why in all hell would I believe it?
own your shit before you insist others own it too

you can die if you try to quit opioids cold turkey, so it makes sense

it's a sexual fetish, fetishes aren't biological

Why are germans so boring. The stereotype is true

I see Matt Hancock got the magic money tree out again to wipe the NHS debt

Thank fuck Corbyn didnt win he wouldve bankrupt the country

well you're not getting one

Just projection innit

sheboons are disgusting

Brit visiting America here

LOVE yanks

HER name is MONICA

SHE is a WOMAN

SHE is INNOCENT

AND YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER

*WAY-HEE*

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Sri Lankans?

*walks away in disgust*

woah what a goddess. that's a tan ten ten.

one beer is enough to get addicted to smoking alcohol

mostly meant flips 2bh

APOLOGISE

care to explain?

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>teehee I’m an alcoholic btw :>

phwoar

It ain't for me
Kys faggot

#
>what causes GID?
>Abnormal levels of pre-natal hormone exposure + social factors
>what is the prevention method?
>There is none, but therapy and hormone treatments can reduces the symptoms
>how do we predict it's occurrence?
>Like many conditions we don't know

Fairly certain you obsessed Nazis are clinically braindead.

just wanked to a chebby bernie-bro twitter thot

They're known as Lankies

least white post on /brit/

the corbynista craze among lefties is the closest thing to a widespread mainstream cult that i've ever seen in the UK in recent times
the lengths these people will go to defend their messiah is astonishing

I’m honestly stumped at how thick most of the general population is. Most western countries have had ‘centre right’ parties in govt for the last 40 years and say that lefties will bankrupt the country. Yet here we are, year on year, saddled with more debt.

is being able to drink the best white privilege

Anyone else feel less anxious since this pandemic took off? It's like my personal anxiety is dissolved into a group anxiety which is objective and stands outside of me. It reminds me of what Pinel said about the Salpêtrière mental institution which suddenly emptied during the French Revolution, because the neurotics now had a self-transcending drama they could attach themselves to. The personal anxiety was instantly discarded.

Koreans drink more than brits

meme country who cares what you think.

My masks still not come yet, is it time to start abusing my eBay seller?

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>Guinness isn't even a fucking beer

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Not even memeing Americans think its crazy to go to the pub on a work night for a couple hours.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_alcohol_consumption_per_capita#2016_WHO_data_for_OECD_(Organisation_for_Economic_Co-operation_and_Development)_countries
literally a lie m8

why did you post your selfie juan

Looks like I'm moving to Newport fellas.

Is it as bad as people say?

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Ooh yes please fill me in about Korean drinking habits

Yes, people adjust to shit quickly. 700 deaths today, but people will celebrate whatever the number is tomorrow as long as it is lower.

Be quiet virgin

do they have to tip the barman?

No you can't

Need a socially conservative left wing party to vote for because fuck neggers and gays and amer hussein types

>Fairly certain you obsessed Nazis are clinically braindead.

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Whats a meme country?

newcunt

Corbyn is a social democrat, he is not a friend or leader of the British proletariat.

an insignificant one.

beyond grim

love that bit in 7 psychopaths

Imagine, of all things, being obsessed with trannies, constantly making up bullshit about them and posting it on anime image boards all day, without spending a second doing any actual scientific research.

you're thinking of benzos and alcohol

Uhhhhhhh

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I love Emma Watson and her beautiful body.

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Bartenders wont serve you if you dont tip in the US. And its like €5 for a pint so you have to add a dollar onto every drink, fucking pricey like.

my point still stands retard
it's a cult

thesun.co.uk/news/11199486/woman-claims-semen-beat-coronavirus-doctors-dont-work/
why are bongs like this

going to a pub on a weekday? that is just crazy!

>not even top 10

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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>using the 2010 data instead of the 2016 data
KILL YOURSELF RETARD

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why lad? Certainly looks dreary... all the housing stock is post-war shitboxes or new-build shitboxes. Pass.

That’s Malaponte you newfag.

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>Fairly certain you obsessed Nazis are clinically braindead.

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When I went to Japan we were drinking the locals under the table.

Yeah Labour would have spent in peacetime what the tories are spending solving a once in a century crisis, debts that we'll be paying for 50 years.

Imagine how fucked we would be now if PM Corbyn had already blown £500bn of borrowed money on his communist shite

>Koreans don’t drink more than brits THIS year
Ah got me

cheeky
new
for the cheeky

Whatever happened to the rampant anti semitism that everybody was extremely worried about in December

me when I've shit myself

if it's not predictable then it's only theory
this is the building blocks level of scientific endeavour, it is ridiculously naive to say the topic of GID is any way cut and dry.

I get that people have a vested interest in this shit being unquestionable, honestly I feel for those people, their lives sound off the walls batshit insane, but just nodding and smiling is negligent and abusive.

You don't tip after every beer but if you're out at the bar for a bit and have had a few then you tip at the end of the night

i love her

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why can't the wogs drink lads

When did I say anything about japan?

why's everyone moaning about money because of COVID? I've spent £15 since the 19th of March

now THAT'S what i call an übermensch

Moving from Carlisle, need to be somewhere with more career options

they drink ALOT, because socially it is expected of them and rude to turn down, but they cant hold it. that is why huge piles of vomit all over the sidewalks and trash bins and stairs etc is very common there. cant walk down the street without having to jump over rotted barf every 55 ft

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Why were you searching for this?

>LITERALLY CONSUMING A SINGLE DROP OF THE FERMENTED WHEAT JUICE JEW

B L U E P I L L E D

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skyman says no

unlucky bro, mine came pretty quickly

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prefer to not answer

Imagine the smell.

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This is a purely american phenomenon

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Isn't it something about history, how they didn't develop alcohol like we did so their livers can't handle it like we do?

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/add.13512

>skyman says no

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Got onto Grindr last night for a Hail Mary attempt. DIdn't take long. I was looking for someone who was interested in a little risk. Young black buy. I told him where I should be and what I was going to be wearing.

It was dark and right at curfew time which was 9pm, but park was still open till 10. Bent over the railing over the river. He walked up behind me and quietly stood there. I pulled by shorts down and handed him some lube. I hadn't asked how big he was, but I guess I should have asked. He grabbed my hips and took me balls deep. It was all I could do not to scream. Damn he was big and hard. He pounded fast and hard for just a couple of minutes and then went balls deep again and grunted. Stood there a bit as he got soft and I handed him a bar towel. ( I buy them by bulk at Sams for just this reason. ). he walked off leaving me with my shorts down around my ankles and cum leaking down my leg.

Literal homosexual.

How many beers is it okay to drink per day on the weekend? I usually drink 2-4 per day on the weekend and abstain during the week. Just a little worried about my liver that's all.

Starting to think ur an undiagnosed sex pervert

virus

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he's prussian german though

Some asians are missing an enzyme that breaks down alcohol. So are native americans, thats why they get pished off like half a beer

shes genuinely impossibly fit

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>7PM
>sun is shining as if it's 12PM on some tropical island
>have to REMAIN INSIDE
FUCK THIS

>2-4 beers
literally pointless

skyman says kill

It's perfectly fine to use violence against ideological extremists.
If somebody did a Nazi salute next to me they'd be curbstomped until they were unrecognisable without analysis of tooth and hair samples.

B L U E P I L L E D

Very wog post

>I'm a sassy trans woman, I've found my voice, we all have one

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no you dont

you are so sheltered lmao, a literal nation of children

l am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.
The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.
Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.
The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.
Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

i confess that i indeed am a nonce, please do not send the death squad after me

How so?

I drink one beer a week, will this kill me?

creasing

bow down

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you wont get a buzz from it unless you neck them

I have mates like this who stop drinking every month or two ‘to be healthy’. Clowns
Hate my mates

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white people have to drink a LOT, like 6-10+ drinks a day every day for years to start getting fatty liver, which is itself reversible

sasha grey lads

>Toilberg has said I'm too important to furlough.

>Have been working 70-80 hours weeks since this corona nightmare started so we don't lose one of our biggest clients

Please shoot me

i've had 1-4 beers every night for the last couple weeks

its the lockdown blues lads

was hankering for a beer last weekend think I might need to check into rehab

>core 2 duo
oh dear

>If somebody did a Nazi salute next to me they'd be curbstomped until they were unrecognisable

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Alcohol is fucking shit and if you drink it go fuck yourself you antiquated faggot

200 years ago called, they want their drug back

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I drank a bud light once. I’m still going to AA meetings. Don’t drink lads, it’s not worth it.

>furlough

Keep seeing this word

LMAOOOOO

what do you do lad?

Yeah that's fine at the weekend. Most people on here seem to be students though so they drink every night cause they don't have to get up at fucking 6am like responsible adults

hello virgin!

Ok so totally avoidable symptoms can kill you
Don't need more opiates to not die you mong

Can't wait to get my immunity certificate through the post

>1-4 beers a night
yank tier

its what they put in nothingburgers

why are boomers so fucking obsessed with you eating together? Even though I'm sick and supposed to be self isolating my dad throws a fit that I don't eat breakfast/dinner or whatever with him at the table

>people pay thousands of dollars for this

Might do a drinking update later de lads

Been drinking 2-4 cans of skol super plus a straight glass of whisky every night since October (minus christmas eve)

2-4 per day at the weekend? Slow down you alcy

*coughs on in*

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Is this catyank the big gay virgin. Hows your weirdo pentacostal church you fucking nonce

Basics means you get to NEET with 80% pay for the time being.

head rent boy

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doing my bit by wanking at home instead of at the park

what were you drinking on christmas eve

Go in your garden then idiot

if she hadn't done the porn but still had the sucking and fucking skills she would be perfect

>In 1936, the German Communist party labeled it's political opposition "Fascist" or "Nazi"
Amazing how history repeats and leftists still use these same underhand techniques all these years later.

Do you do anything useful

Not sure what he means by stealing my gimmick but Emma Watson wants me and no other.

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for a time emma watson was unironically the most physically attractive caucasian female in 100 years

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Get in der de leeeds

Wasteful

How the fuck will they distribute those? We haven’t even got the testing kits released to the public yet.

>Have been working 70-80 hours weeks since this corona nightmare started so we don't lose one of our biggest clients

Are you working for a big company?

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Dunno my parents were never arsed

Never used to get why lads would say it's easier to be a virgin than to be a shagger going through a dry spell.

Now I understand. I finally got a gf and started having regular sex a month ago but corona has ruined it. Now wanking just isn't the same.

A lot to unpack here

yes, as I said quitting opioids cold turkey can kill you. I never said you need more not to die

CAM ON NHS NURSES
SAVE SOME FACKIN PATIENTS

imagine having such wog genetics that you get hangovers

Dont think you know what immunity means

What's the issue here? She knows her value

another work week over lads

britain needs a communist party to organise the workers being sacked

anyone else proper fucking hate yanks really really bad

wow is this the cringe thread

>kids

into the trash

Consulting

I have a gf but I have also perfected the art of wanking so I'm happy either way

>hangovers

Literally just drink liters of water before you go to bed

do not recall asking

You said using opiates to treat opiate addiction makes sense

i adore her

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you get so used to the casual anti semitism on Yas Forums I do forget and make little jokes to my mates and then remember how taboo it is

Tell him to fuck off

Everyone in the US will be required to wear a mask soon

eating together is unironically what separates runt from non-runt famalies

Wonder if pakis are producing fake immunity certificates yets

OH MY GOD DUDE THATS LIKE CRAZY
*mukbangs 36 big macs*

That’s not going to help.

How do people order drugs online nowadays

Not a police officer btw

they've nothing to do with water it's how your body metabolises alcohol

sex is fucking dreadful

rest weight on arms and move hips back and forwards

wow

how riveting

Any of you lads been pozzed yet? I've been forced to work with the filthy diseased pubic only a matter of time for me.

>immunity certificates
that's not a real thing is it?

Battered fish sandwich

mukbanging a cup of tea

hello antipodean

Pretty jealous, my pay got cut in half, more when you consider missed over time

They're not working if they're sacked though

That's just your dad being irrational. Not really a 'boomer' issue
It's quite rude to refuse eating together any normal day though

i cant really drink, but ive been hankering for a nice night with vodka listening to some musics. i should kick the medicine for a few days and just use booze to get the sick off. love crying to music me

70s union commies knew what they were doing though. They had useful skills which they could withhold to get better terms. Modern commies can barely dress themselves

the virgin sex-haver as I live and breathe

the good part of sex is domination

when this is all over we should take back Honk Kong

Works for me

proletarians, workers, toilers, wage slaves, labourers, call them what you want - those who sell their labour to live

googestreet is the best DNM right now

it does
>Yes, it can be dangerous to detox from opiates cold turkey. Without the assistance of a medically-supervised detoxification program, an individual is exposed to numerous risks during withdrawal from heroin or prescription opioid painkillers. These include adverse physical and mental health effects, relapse and a reduced opportunity for a successful drug-free life.
hence why they do it, because it's better. mong

they also got money from the soviet union

Your only as good as your last day

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Give it a few days/weeks
It's normal to lose interest in porn and wanking when you're shagging someone and loved up