/brit/

Amer is a crossdressing sex offender who filmed a woman defecating and then impersonated her.

Man like mikey playing no games with yanks today

COVID-19 permanently damages lungs and attacks testicles because of ACE2 receptors there

It had to be done and they did it.

>all beers are IPAs

can tell you're a virginoid spastic with no friends

>admixture

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How serious is it to the average person?

Me at Day 0

The janman won't stand for this, I'm telling you now.

why are you referring to yourself in the 3rd person

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Heard about the Final Fantasy 7 controversy?

Sounds like it makes the game more interesting to me?

Heard about the Resident Evil 3 controversy?

I like that the game is only 4 hours long since it will be easier to complete and get trophies

>new worlders

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>attacks testicles
Gonna need an extra big dose of it then

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The entirety of the British Olympic table tennis team are pakis. Mental that.

Literally the exact same in Canada except the Spanish names would be Chinese

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mad how we expunged all the runts from europe via colonialism

any constructive criticism

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no it isn't brantley

Don't go outside

white new worlders are taller than brits though, thanks to Germanic and Nordic genes.

hate millenial parents
t. millenial

and i should care because?

what hell hole is this

true
met a canadian named brogan once. most yank name I've ever heard

>Fisher
>Trapper
>Hunter
Screaming

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You just know Hunter, Fisher, and Trapper are good mates.

>You've worked at home for 5 days, is the chicken shop still open?
One is but I won't be returning

cocaine use as accelerated rapidly during this lockdown. very grim, but i cant stop this train

My daughter will be either Charlotte or Lydia and my son will be James or Maxwell (but everyone calls him Max of course)

It's a give - give relationship

bit silly calling people taller than you runts innit

>NOOOOOOO YOUR NAME CANT BE ORIGINAL IT HAS TO BE IN THE BIBLE NOOOOO
Imagine actually thinking like this.

Got the yellow fever me

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what is the fascination with the letter Y?

ok braequan
i`ll just keep enjoying my biblical name

>no vaccine
>no treatment
>illness directly proportional to the viral load you've been exposed to
>highly contagious
>practically airborne
remind me again why this couldn't wipe out humanity

Soy
True blue

Can't imagine any of that in England

t. brody trapper fisher

>>illness directly proportional to the viral load you've been exposed to
what

Reminder that the Olympic committee doesn't allow Squash to become an Olympic sport, because it apparently isn't interesting enough to watch.
Meanwhile bowls, water polo, badminton and climbing are Olympics events.

i'll just remind you you're thick as pigshit instead

did I stutter, motherfucker

Based

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Then there'll be no more humans for it to infect

forgot to get fucking chips from the shop

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stop saying my name ffs it's creepy af

too many yanks ITT

The bigger pozz load u get, the more pozzed u become, simple science

>reagyn
not a name

should i go and get some alcohol
can't really be arsed but i've not got drunk for 3 days soo

be quiet u fucking idiot
fake news
not proven, it's far too early to make that prediction

That image killed the yanks. That along with some documentaries I’ve watched about yanks completely writes them off. Fucking state

Is pungent body odour a symptom of Coronovirus? Because I've been stinking the place out lately, I only had a shower last night before bed yet this morning my neighbours could probably smell my pits I'm not usually like this.

anyone hear about this virus going around?

/brit/ is a Saxo-Celtic naming conventions general

You were a bit of a recluse loner with no social skills, which I liked.
I feel you have turned into a snarkie rude gay man.
Who is the real poley, or is it Moni.
Have you seen the trans regret videos?
Or have you made your decision.
Also why hasn't your dad bought you a white Benz, is it because you failed uni.

you're a mouth breather.

What is your state pension forecast to be?

For me its £172 a week in 2058

nae lad fill me in

I’ve watched documentaries about the too, good stuff, starring Jane Goodall

>can't go 3 days without getting drunk
alcoholic

lack of smell and a sore throat.
Looks like BO is the cure.

Christ the nurse on the news right now sounds slow and dull as shit. Couldn't speak any slower.

my name is THOMAS
and it will NEVER go out of fashion because it is POPULAR

same but anime fever

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Look at those bright colors, I bet 70-8% of these kids will develop some mental disorder

it's nigger spelled backwards

Americans are fat and voted for a literal retard to lead their '''country'''

Josie, Eva, and David are the only real names on there
retards don't want to call their kids normal names
they've got to be ~unique~
it's bullshit really
if I have a son I'm calling him John

love squash
yanks and chinks can't dominate it though so it will never be an olympic sport

Nonce

which one are you
or

I think I only have 7/35 years

I’d fucking destroy you at racquetball which is just a better version of squash

that will be the price of a banana by then

m8 you can't even compete at rounders, netball or bulldog.
sit down

You’re led by Boris Johnson

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It's not a prediction, it's a fact, viruses don't exist to be deadly, instead they exist to be symbiotic / parasitic

r8 my ideological journey

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American names are ridiculous. We get the odd one or two but never a class full.

t. British primary school teacher

bouncer on the doors of tesco turned me away, supposedly my shopping list of "jelly babies, maryland cookies and some diet dr pepper" is "non-essential"

Police state gone mad i tell you

80iq mongoloid

virgin and/or freak

fucking spastic just leave
you're wrong about everything

You get shot by police who turn up at your house to 'check on your welfare'

white people drink, not that you'd know anything about that Hernandez

mad how with just a touch of a button, heh, could have every single incel, permanently, irrevocably, killed, heh

Nonce

Not your ideological journey because of the Yas Forums filename

>I feel you have turned into a snarkie rude gay man.
I'm a sassy trans woman, I've found my voice, we all have one
Thought I still struggle to socially interact with people for extended periods

>Who is the real poley, or is it Moni.
Moni

>Have you seen the trans regret videos?
No and I won't, my journey is my own
I hope to get facial surgery this year in Mexico

wasn't funny the first time

Nobody cares

incels be like
imma finna base my whole existance off this ideology grid thing lmao ctfu

nonce

>brantley
>Jagger
>Kase (it sounds bad enough... but is also literally 'cheese' in German lmao)
>Reagyn
What the FUCK is wrong with yanks?

Mentally ill clown

i was a yank child and i remember school doing this on our first day

I just saved the original then plotted on it you trollop.

Ok, fine. I've said it before but seen as you keep badgering me. My real name is Aubrey. Won't tell you again.

Care to post the original image pal?

ahh yes the pbso is here and he's pretending that acting like an obnoxious retard is acceptable behavior and that because he's "embracing" he thinks that it's a part of who is even though he's just a spiteful vile little narcissist deep down

>teachers are nonces lol
pipe down kid

Please watch one trans regret video, before you fuck your life up more.
Also why haven't you got your Paki mobile.

aubrey the strawberry

>12 hour digital clock in the classroom

do they really

cringe as fuck, what kind of self-obsessed freak considers his 'political identity' in this way? Truly autistic.

>exams will now be non-invigilated papers with 24 hours to complete, although they should only take 1.5 hours

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josie mentioned

ahha alri captain, where's the acheron loool

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Any of you faggots did learn some chink language just to slay some chink pussy?
Did it work?

Seethe on squashcuck

Amer isn't even a tranny. He's a female attracted coprophile sex offender who will do anything that is vile.

really hope r mike spots that paki freak on the streets of manc and ends him

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ronald reggin

I don't have a drivers licence

I'm happier with my body and physical appearance

When I was 11 I wanted to be PM, lmao.

Sure Moni could get a Nose job on NHS due to low self esteem.

Hey monica, how's it going girl? are you feeling better today, remember, I will ALWAYS be here for you xx

YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER AND HER CHOICES YOU FUCKING FREAKS

any cowboy man in?

wanted to be a dictator when i was 11 cus im ard

Gets worse ever time.
You're a big girl

There are 20 million jews

What's wrong with names that are an occupation?

>They're first names
Oh god

HER name is MONICA, SHE is INNOCENT and you WILL STOP FUCKING SLANDERING HER YOU SHITHEAD

Yeah

is coronavirus the biggest thing to happen since 9/11?

your thoughts

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Imagine the smell

>Obsesed over flatmate
>Got rejected
>Decided to install hidden cameras in bathroom
>Uploaded the images to Yas Forums
>Got caught and handed a restraining order
>Had a psychological breakdown
>Decided that if he couldn't have her, he would BECOME her
>Started dressing as a woman and adopted the name of the girl he violated

hate everyone in this thread (except for any coloured lads because im not racist)

>Travel to england

>The pakis that drink, the jamaican blacks, the sikhs that runs stores are all total bros and happy and fun to hangout with
>The whites are agressive, depressed and obnoxious

Why doesn't this get talked about more?

amer hussein you genuinely are mentally handicapped

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Never knew Guinness was a beer

Never heard about 9/11, it's a virus?

youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs

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Shut the fuck up sissy European faggot you only know cowboys from Italian movies dumb brickie hahahahaha

Teehee open wide user, here copes to twinkie aeroplane weeeee.

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Guinness isn't even a fucking beer, and even then I really doubt yanks drink Guinness more than Budweiser

For me it's Modelo. I know it's cheap Mexican trash but I like it

everyone drinks you fucking alcoholic retard, they just don't get drunk every week. get some help before your liver gives out.

mmmmmm tasty

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Will the swedish girl be coming on /brit/ radio again this weekend?

actually not bad

So everyone is queuing patiently outside ALDI, when a hideous bantu starts arguing with the security guard and wants to jump the 25 strong queue. People in the queue told her to fuck off, why are bantus like this?

always go into a fit of yelping when i see this cats face

Guinness is a company that makes lagers and stouts.

Truthfully. He does a deserve a beating over that sort of carry on.
You’re probably brown yourself, akhi

>Travel to America
>Literally every hispanic person I meet is a really friendly guy, I even got invited back to homes of people to eat meals and stuff
>Yet Yanks want to deport them all
Explain this bullshit.

loooooooooooooooooooool

wait did this used to be known as "Supa Shake"?

Guinness is a stout, not a beer.

I know you’re a dirty black African nigger because you’re separating black niggers based on ethnic group when a true white man sees no difference

what is wrong with americans

Good post desu. Not even hispanic but mexicans are really friendly and low maintenance.

>no PBR

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pathetic samefag

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you also sound obsessed lol

>Normal people don’t drink every week
They actually do, sweaty. No harm in a few drinks. Have sex you incel

cheeky new

dont believe guiness is their seession beer for aninstant
fake news or ridiculous personnel selection for the survey

Someone went and got the original '90s files for the dancing baby and uploaded them in HD just recently.
youtu.be/IObGEfDhNfw
A little more disturbing. Not meant to be HD.

It's the biggest thing to happen since WWI and the Spanish Flu
Sorry, Greatest Generation, there's a new gang in town

I thought stout was a type of beer

Latin America mogs the USA when it comes to lager.

>trapper
this is a chad name if he's black

I am talks with multiple Swedish women, do you have any questions you'd like me to ask?

not /brit/ dont care

i repeat: you are dumb as FUCK

it's a little weasel thing isn't it

I thought we were a good country lads, but now we've got italy/spain/USA tier deaths. What happened to us?

>I thought stout was a type of beer
You thought correctly

oh wait i didnt read it thought it was the most sold from left to right lol

grim

Cope the fuck on pussy

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Please hate these cringelords

Phwoarr

r8 today's home workout, ladderinos and ladettes:
(pull)
warm up on rings, free hang, active hang, bodyweight rows
overhand chin up 5x5
underhand pull up 5x5
dumbell rows L/R 5x12
close grip bicep curl 3x12
overhand bicep curl 3x12
wide grip bicep 3x12
free hang cooldown
a tin of tuna with balsamic vinegar and salt and pepper

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Tolerable piss water
Generally okay
Tolerable piss water
Actually good
Fuck off no
Fuck off no
How the fuck did this shit get on there
Fuck off no
Kill it with fire
Tolerable piss water

Can clearly see the pixels where you edited out the second (You).

my dad is losing his mind from all this virus stuff. i can hear him talking from up in my room. the shit he has said to my mom in the past 3 hours good lord...
>do bananas have protein?
>ive been eating more bananas than a monkey
>this charger is really long
>when you take a bath do you float? ive been floating, must be gettin old.
>you gonna make those masks soon? make mine black, i dont want a huge fucking white mask on my face. make it look like a bandana
>(yelling at dogs) YOU ATE AN HOUR AGO STOP BEGGING ME FOR MY MEATBALLS
>change the channel, im tired of hearing this cunts voice
>i really need to quit smoking. makes me more at risk for the virus
>where is my device? did i leave it in the bathroom again? i need to look at the internet

they make it sound kind of appetising

fuuaark that looks good

nice shop you deranged fat bastard

dont care

This person was accepted to uni and English is their first language.

I know there will be a vaccine eventually, just like the vaccines they have for the other coronaviruses.

Whatever happened to David Bowie? I've not seen anything of him for a while.

stfu
ill wind your squirmy neck in you utter piece of shit

don't know what any of these mean
in english doc!

might get takeaway tonight x

Grotty grub.

>David

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>those fucking blindside flanker shoulders

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Tried getting a pizza the other day and they cancelled my order because it was too busy

fucking still charged me too

Do they have boyfriends ?

fratello tu hai posato cringe
tu hai posato BIG cringe
reads like a Yas Forums post

it will mutate like SARS did and become irrelevant

no one was paying nobel prizes, a lifetime of whatever job you want, and free shit in every country you visit up til now.