/brit/

one of the blander lagers and thats a good thing. if you can't even drink this you're like a 3 year old

Its a shame bill withers is no longer withers

when youre drinking it since the age of 16 you get used to it quick
not that youd know

pigs pigs pigs pigs pigs

drink your local beer

The British booj are loving this "virus". Provides an alibi for the latest economic crash.

Grave bathers

you actually wait until the legal age before drinking over there? lmao, knew you were a little good boy

it numbs the pain
makes life bearable
it is the ultimate cope

rock is dead but nostalgic marketing campaigns won't let it be

alcohol is bad for your body but in moderation good for your social life or sometimes even your mental health

>you need to drink a good bit of it before you like the taste
I've always liked beer though, the acquired taste thing is only really true for neat spirits and good whisky is worth persevering with to 'get it'

Goldie - Inner city life is arguably the greatest British choon of all time
The 21 minute version makes me want to try psychedelic drugs cause I know it would be a beautiful experience whilst tripping

Sputtering

>The words of the Preacher, the son of David, King in Jerusalem.

ngl used to be a peroni drinker and then i started drinking stella as peroni were available in the local and now I only like stella, cant stand peroni

Got rejected before interview for all three jobs I applied for at the University of Oxford and now I'm feeling sad that I'll never enter the intellectual elite where I surely belong

Swans

Royal blood

I'm a Civic National Socialist

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fosters isn't THAT bad

would happily guzzle down all these beers

I prefer cider tbqhwy

Fosters is not even in the same galaxy of shit as Stella

Bang average radio friendly rock

definitely one of the best dnb songs of all time. has stood the test of time as well

Imagine the police taking your beer away as a 20 year old man

Ah yes, yanks, with no actual pub culture to speak of. A people who think TGI Fridays is their local pub. Come in here and then start lecturing people on this and that. What’s actually wrong with them lads. No wonder nobody likes them

You know its okay to say retared here, right? You're a retard.

cringe

for me, its this

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based
I'm from Buenos Aires and I say KILL EM ALL

Hmmm I wonder why clean blankets feel warmer than ones that haven't been washed for a few weeks

usually go for stella or carling but will treat myself to a peroni in a beer garden in the summer or whatever
just seems more of a summery drink

Timeless is probably the best dnb EP ever, I'd agree there.
Atlantis might top it as the best choon though, still sounds fresh to this day

i know them
they're shit

Nice Smirnoff Ice or WKD to make me feel like a teen again haha

I am curious to know, how are your parentals dealing with the pandemo?
Mine are taking it pretty seriously, spending a lot more time at home; they've got all sorts of at-home projects going now to pass the time.

fuck off whiteboi
you too tranny

For me it's the opposite

since you asked...

Good if it's there tier
>Staropramen
>Pilsener Urquell
>Korev
>Spaten
>Budvar

Decent tier
>Kronenbourg 1664
>Amstel
>San Miguel
>Becks
>Lowenbrau

No Bollocks solid pint tier
>Carling
>Carlsberg
>Stella
>Tennets

Meh tier
>Becks
>Estrella
>Brahma
>Fosters

Deano tier
>Birra Moretti
>Peroni

Shit tier
>Heineken
>Coors Light
>Bud light

Meme tier
>Red Stripe

>The U.S. Embassy in Tokyo issued a warning to American citizens Friday that said those with plans to return should do so now or risk being stuck for an “indefinite period.”
Why did they make the exit narrower?

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guinness still isn't amazing no matter how much you snivel and seethe

Stella doesn't taste shit, but it's definitely loaded with something. It affects every man I know in ways that no other beer does; presumably that's why it's called wifebeater?

Also how can San Miguel and the Americans' imitation Budweiser not be on this list?

Mars red sky

Is this just a politer version of martial law?

Used to think this but been gravitating more towards Adam F - Colours recently

>Korev
Remove yourself

Proletarian internationalism
thecommunists.org/2020/04/02/news/180-parties-call-for-international-cooperation-fight-covid-19/

Could happily sup Fosters all night without complaint. Stella gives me a banging headache every time vile stuff.

>Good if it's there tier
>>Staropramen
>>Pilsener Urquell
>>Korev
>>Spaten
>>Budvar

we voted brexit Marcin

You’ve never drank a good pint of Guinness. Don’t talk to me, subhuman mongrel

have to be BAME to get a job at oxford these days.
they probably laughed at your cv.

Birra Moretti is actually nice though, at least decent tier.
Red Stripe is good when you're at a rave

>yank vs bong hours
*Yawns over everyone in the thread*

r.i.p

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san miguel is vile
red stripe is good

LAAAADSSSS

NEW ULVER

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It's a training run for it.

nonsense

it's a normal beer.. got that reputation back in the day when it was unusually strong compared to competitors.

Only shit thing about it is the meme chalice it's served in, and the price

>becks in decent and meh tier
what did he mean by this?

san miguel is good

budweiser is ok

big fan of red stripe ngl

>tfw the peak is expected to be somewhere between April 6th and April 30th
Place your bets: What’s our peak count going to be?

probably because a good pint of guinness doesn't exist, 5'4 baby boy. go get alcohol poisoning from a sip of your daddy's beer now

>hating on the stella glasses
maaaaaate...

Peak Boomer

shut up jordan

What would the elites have to gain from permanent martial law that they don't already have?

alri, deano, my son

agree with the general sentiment that czech lager is the best

and for me?

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>Only shit thing about it is the meme chalice it's served in
nonsense mate, stella in a proper stella pub is amazing although you're right it can be steep

I dare you to make a blind test between, let's say: Beck's, Carlsberg and Heineken, and I guarantee you won't notice a difference.

interesting fact: belgian beers are strong cause they're meant to be drank something similar to wine but theres little or no vineyards that far north in what was france (or french culturally anyway) back in the day

poo

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red stripe is literally shit, but got a rep as the trendy rave beer and blew up. It's since lost that rep desu

>tf
>tp
ok

Seriously rate Chase and Status's Original Nuttah 25
Most of their stuff since More Than A Lot came out has been wank but that is a fucking banger
Take Me Away is still one of the best dnb tracks ever too

1.4m sissy whitebois

youtu.be/IWnD1YBPhNU

You’re just an innocent boy it seems. Clever chap. Fuck off back to /cum/ you foreign wog

Turns out it’s not very good

Nah it's because of wine swilling pedo monks.

hilarious how authoritarian states like britain and america are handling this virus terribly where as the only true democracy in the world, the People's Republic of China, has practically eliminated in no time

let in as many immigrants as they want

I wonder how many people will start buying corona beer at pubs now just so they can say "I have Corona LOL"? They will probably be making a killing desu.

it's true xDDDD

Ignored this post in the last thread so I'll respond now and hope it's nipped in the bud lad

They already do that.

Do wonder if that ever plays a role desu, but that's probably just a cope on my part. They do have a "Diversity and Inclusion" part of the application mind (which they say is completely separate to any decisions about hiring). Refuse to answer the questions about religion or sexuality, but did admit that I'm a white male

>hilarious how authoritarian states like britain and america are handling this virus terribly where as the only true democracy in the world, the People's Republic of China, has practically eliminated in no time

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alri' Winston, for me I'll stick with

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>no based corona that gave us universal neetdom

worst lagers I recall having were Freiberg and some shit called Ludger's Gold they sold exclusively in a small local chain for about a year or something. basically an even shittier Dutch Gold if you can imagine

Brought a 4pack of Red Stripe to a house party once and no one drank it. I had to drink them all myself.

cannot drink from cans, just cant do it

I haven't been on facebook since 2010 but I imagine it is something like that.

would never in my life do anything a 5'4 baby boy told me to, soz

Already discussed this with the lads lads lads. First night out after the lock-down ends everyone has to be on coronas all night

for every dire unfunny joker there are 100 people not buying it bc it's associated with the disease

did you not see those pics of empty beer isles except for stacks of corona?

i was doing this during those few weeks before the shut down while it was all kicking off in china

doing a think

Neighbours were loudly playing "My Sharona" yesterday. Could be related?

hello dad

We now have stay at home orders (except for shit like grocery stores where everyone gets infected in the first place)

This country deserves this

Please red pill me on the lockdown

>4pack to a house part
can he get more boring?

600 people died in New York yesterday

i know its more efficient and cheaper overall to drink spirits but you just cant beat drinking a tasty cold beer.

not the heckin jewerinos

I actually got invited to house parties. Do you even have a friend?

>always get it up for the touch of the younger kind
based

I am so fucking depressed.

It won’t actually go on for that long but the damage is already done as far as the economy is concerned, which will increase reliance on big business.

corr
love a good pint of john smiths

back when I was in uni you could get 3 660ml bottles for a fiver

Don’t care lads. Honestly wouldn’t care if America blew up tomorrow. Not bothered. This isn’t /cum/

Never seen so many people on the streets on the way home from essential worker toil

fullers beers mogg other widely available stuff. ESB is nectar of the gods.

it's to keep us indoors while they lay down 5G cables which give off a strong electromagnetic field which alters DNA and scrambles brain cells

China is socialist, unlike Britain and the United States.

that's not the case at all

Don’t have a local alcohol bar I hang at, have a local coffee bar I hang out at

Miss it dearly

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seethe on, we run this general

11.000 people died in uk this week
Last year 11.000 people died in the UK

What does this mean?

oh snappity snap. ill do a listen later today.

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You still can

i am fat and ugly

ok thanks for your input

cheer up lid

There are different kinds of drunk

Choosing your drink for efficiency is a terrible terrible choice

:)

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me too , sublte taste, nice and cold, smooth as you like and weak af. Could happily sink ten of them right fuckkin naaaaaaa

Just finished listening to this beauty

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>tasty cold beer
No such thing as "tasty" beer

NOOOO NOT THE ITALIAN IRISH JEWISH AMERICARINOS

based

LOVE how the 5g and coronavirus conspiracies are gaining traction

hello literal child

Shut the fuck up and go back to /eire/ you brickie mickey retard or are you currently in your bi weekly pro-UK mode

You couldn’t run a bath, dosser

>There are different kinds of drunk
And the spastic pipes up
Gonna go do something else lads x

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Sneaky little kike
*does a nazi salute towards you*

>are you currently in your bi weekly pro-UK mode
LOL

Kid has amazing taste

haven't seen a dutch post in a while

burn your local 5G mast

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Just finished an ice-cold bottle of Timmy Taylor's Landlord and now I'm onto the rum

Now I'm going to have a browse of the Wiki page on Tower Houses in the UK and Ireland and then wank over Miss Scotland's instagram snaps

It's been a good day, lads

i only drink steele reserve. cheap as hell and gets me drunky

This would leave you wanting more

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hes at the mosque

shaggers can't be depressed

not the 5g mimo antennarinos

?
I’m British. Therefore I’m well entitled to post here and unlike you and your countrymen I don’t have to larp to fit in. Coooor giz a lads or a peng Cody

lmao look at this absolute manchild

have a mans drink or an ironic VK or Hooch.

That’s the only choice you have

Now fuck off

want to get a 5g phone in june but if mongs keep destroying them it'll be pointless

corr love a bit of hooch. especially on the last day of a festival.

Historic years of the 21st century:
2001
2003
2008
2011
2016
2020

>ice cold English ale
state

>?

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cody on the ropes

cant have a new phone until may 2021 dont give a fuck

...

like my beer heated up in the microwave

Oh yeah you’re british now? Real ulster man aren’t you? Gonna be going on about crimes of Brits and pipe bombs next week?

so you sunk not threatening french boats that were under vichy command since a couple of days, but flew at the sight of the german soldiers ? i find difficult to understand why you're such coward and proud of it ?

2011?

Is there anything better than Red Wine and Pasta on a warm Sunday night, while the sun is setting

chuckled at this

phwoar

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apaz 5g is a meme anyway, only has any effect if you're in LOS of a 5g tower.... move more than 500m away and it's barely different to 4g

higher frequency waves don't have the legs

>responding to fake mikey

first anniversary of 9/11

Don't you dance in gay clubs on a weekday, taking any illicit substance you can then post about it on an image board.
Absolute cringe.

when you're not larping.

Ulster? Never been in my life. I was born in England.

>red wine
Hello gay fag

you're a moron if you think 5G is causing coronavirus

Just the sniffles bro

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2001 - the great false flag
2003 - iraq invasion based on false pretenses
2008 - recession
2011- ?
2016 - the populist fight back
2020 - the great nothingburger panic

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Oh right

Understood every word of this post

Arab Spring, Occupy Wall Street, London riots, Bin Laden assassination, beginning of Syrian Civil War, death of Gaddafi

>Red Wine

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Mers el Kebir do it again Churchill

ahhhh last day of festivals are such a weird feeling

2011 end of the world dimwit

2001 - year I lost my virginity

no person would ever respond like that. if you don't like beer you don't like beer, don't have to be an ass and annoy everybody with it.

japanese earthquake and poonami

Utter philistine

Want to know what drugs I’ve done while partaking in British culture?

>OIIII YE I’S BORN IN INGLIN PROPPA ENGLISHMAN I AM

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big fan of hentai sluts

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why use a nigger for a gay image

Aren't you a virgin?

the yank posters are particularly terrible today

if you dont like beer just drink vodka, Its what i did but now i drink both

2011- Skyrim released

imagine replying to mikey as if he were a real person and not a larp
OH NONONONONO

2003 - Yas Forums
:^)))

can't believe zog killed my boy gaddafi
still fuming tbqh

Never said I was English. I’ll never be English. I am British though

Have a cry and drink some red wine over it gayboy

JANNY

youtube.com/watch?v=Np1lXyGosHs
one of the all-time great covers

>censoring a dildo
Not a willard is is it

In these trying times only the wisdom of S club 7 can lift our spirits and guide us through the darkness

youtube.com/watch?v=GLQ0biK-ZgA

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where's homealone

either you got molested or are a literal grandad

Nothing better.

Killed himself after they announced the rent freeze

don’t answer my question with a question

Ought to be deleted from human history