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Spanish Americas edition

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dadberg on the ropes

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Mental how the vast, vast majority of single women have at least one FWB

want to kiss the colombian woman from brooklyn 99

Duo amerettos with los coca-cola, gracias senyor. And choppy about it.

look at her

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they don't

all me

most non uggo women have at least 4-5 orbiters at all times, if not more

Can't believe we gave up all our freedom and destroyed our economy forever over fucking nothing

Yeah people like sex

just want to go back to work

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just dont expect too much from women simple as

why

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Janitor won't like this, not one bit.

>Orbiter
>FWB
Pick one

How are the Rothschild's doing?

skratta du flora du! haha

Feels nice I reckon what would you say lmao

What job do you have the most to least respect for?:
Science Teacher
Headmaster of comprehensive
Geophysicist
MMA fighter
Army Officer
French Foreign Legion soldier
Catholic Priest
Computer programmer
Accountant
Science teacher in a foreign private school abroad.

they do though, they're just generally secretive about it

they're not gonna say they went out and got their brains shagged out they'll say they stayed in and watched Netflix haha :)

>2014
mad

when women don't have a boyfriend they let their most attractive orbiter shag them and then ghost them afterwards
or failing that they just find a random guy on tinder

this
unless they happen to be your mum

they lost 0.7 trillion, little David won't get any extra adrenochrome for his birthday

don't just absolutely mental the state of things

most respect: r/NHS key workers
least respect: footballers

women

Catholic Priest

Why do you care? Honestly even if that was true, why do you care?

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All arselickers

all you licence fee non-payers sure feel like cunts now dontcha

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Fingered Em round the back of Tesco in Stockon-on-Tees once

Catholic priest being the most or least respected by you?

nah

kills time

It's usually tinder or a club where they fine their FWB

a CUTE!

least from that list, by far

>they lost 0.7 trillion
how?

your wife who will be the mother of the children kissing you gently every night and telling you she loves you will have been railed by 40 men and every inch of her body coated in another lads semen

if that were* true

Mental to think the USA will be majority Latin, Spanish-speaking and Catholic by the end of my lifetime.

The Spaniard's revenge on the Anglo.

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put yourself out there

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it is true

I've seen women who are really desperate shag one of their orbiters and then immediately regret it when the orbiter thinks it means they are in a relationship

I thought pikeys were big on female virginity

state broadcaster does get the message across the nation but it does also spread panic with it. not as chaotic as private media in the states but still

what's with those weird incels who constantly think about women having sex
I think they need to get a life :)

and that's a good thing!

From most to least

MMA fighter
Catholic Priest
Army Officer
French Foreign Legion soldier
Science teacher in a foreign private school abroad.
Computer programmer
Geophysicist
Headmaster of comprehensive
Accountant
Science Teacher

Nooooooooooo

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Women only do what men allow them to. You can’t blame the women when in reality the blame for that falls onto men.
Thanks man.

femtoil

i like this timeline, all the hispanics ive met have been good eggs

sounds like your npc brain doesnt think about anything enough, just stuck in a whirlwind of love island, facebook and other domestic normie shit

you're naive mate sorry

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camera are racist

mental how trump is always right

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Yes, we are. I don’t see what that has to do with anything

>Science Teacher
This will be my career soon for at least a year
>Headmaster of comprehensive
This is a possible goal for me
>Geophysicist
I would have been me this but I was retarded with women/love life/depression and fucked up a masters as a result. Big regrets.
>MMA fighter
I wish. I can dream on.
>Army Officer
This would be awesome and something I am considering in the future. Been training pull ups and lifting weights and running so I can apply for Sandhurst. Probably won't get in but one can dream.
>French Foreign Legion soldier
Fascinated by the FFL. If my life goes crazy and I fuck everything up I will try to join.
>Catholic Priest
Personal thing for me. Something I keep thinking about.
>Computer programmer
I was retarded at Matlab an Python in uni.
>Accountant
Eh...
>Science teacher in a foreign private school abroad.
A more realistic goal for me; very well paid and often free accommodation. 30k tax free and free housing to teach in Saudi Arabia. Lovely.

not the heckin boomerinos with underlying conditioninos!

mad how a poll of doctors isn't evidence

no not really lol
you're the one with the singular obsession

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who /furloughed/ here?

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thats a kino story tho

love are nhs

>No respect
NHS nurses
Estate agents
HR
Any middle management in any industry ever
Retail Managers

Why do pikeys care then?

got these led flashing lights worms at the edge of my vision, pineal must be open

Ultimate form of validation

till may 4

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if you didn't clap for the NHS then you should be fined

Wonder what the ISIS lads are up to these days

alright lads, give my little mate a rate

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Just can't justify dropping over £700 on a gaming personal computer, just cannot do it.

i'm white!

Be more specific lad. You’re being rather vague. Care about what?

not bad corona chan

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unironically shucking and jiving to this
howling

cat adoption agency still hasnt replied
we were talking for ages about this cat ive borderline got attached

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seems like the UK is right in this regard

please clap

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Mathematically this doesn't add up