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Rolf Harris just turned 90
Happy Birthday

after the population falls to about 2 billion sure

you step out of your flat in slough and feast your eyes upon the outside you have at home. travel is for fools, you think to yourself, as you survey the beauty of britain.

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me on the left

a vaccine isnt possible lol

American buildings have no 2001st floor because it reminds them of 9/11

i used to love travelling in my early 20's/late teens but i tried it at 26 and it was shit

Mirror Online: The intelligent tabloid. #madeuthink

been to 21 countries.... here they are in my order of preference:
Italy
France
Portugal
Japan
Germany
Spain
Denmark
Australia
Netherlands
USA
Austria
Switzerland
Czech Republic
Croatia
Turkey
Russia
Ireland
Singapore
Iceland
Barbados
China

I have horrific toothache

no
there's too many people

The Mirror on Sunday

mad how other viruses could come out of those wet markets at any moment

also UK is my favourite (based)

what's wrong with China?

drums are the most difficult instrument

>China's top coronavirus expert warns of 'a disaster of the whole world' if the US fails to contain the spread of the bug
loool they really are the best wind-up merchants

where

lads
real talk
Tell me Australians and Parrots don't sound exactly the same:

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NHS staff are dropping like flies, 38yo this one
kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/heartache-as-nurse-loses-coronavirus-battle-225077/

>china below america
the cia paid you to make this post

I can think of 1.4 billion problems off the top of my head.

They're quite successfully reframing the Western narrative about them to be racist and without basis.

for me? it's misty mountain villages in the pouring rain.

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How shit were the bad ones?

where's diego

>successfully

Shall we mourn her with a solemn round of applause at 8PM?

>Iceland that low down
guarantee you went to all the tourist traps with all the other tourists and then hated being surrounded by tourists and everything being expensive

>switzerland not even top 5
honsetly mate, you've got the worst taste.

we're having lunch

shut the fuck up man

you’re just being straight up disrespectful now

what is good about switzerland apart from the nature?

>honsetly mate, you've got the worst taste.
or perhaps he's not a quadrillionaire?

>what is good about chocolate apart from how good it tastes

Take a breather lad you're typing far too vigorously

jeez it's like people don't always share the same experience and taste. how shocking

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Russia's youngest coronavirus victim, 36, blogged her grim 8-day descent to death

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/russias-youngest-coronavirus-victim-36-21804475

The one thing I've seen of late is this sort-of half acceptance from even pro-China commentators, where they say 'blame the Chinese government and not the Chinese people!' when that already is what people mean when they blame 'China' in this sense (and they know that).

Irisher shocked, Hebrew rocks!

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pakistan has some of the most impressive mountain landscapes in the world yet i doubt you'd want to visit

yes, it is shocking that people have atrocious taste

ah yes, another healthy obese young person with no underlying health conditions (obese)

clean air
nice scenery
too expensive for uncouth ethnics
good food + drink
the swiss respect privacy

but you sound the same. What's the difference between English in UK and Australia?

blog on

Might do a read between the lines of this post

>why do muslims keep dying from corona
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mp-joins-up-100-mourners-21805900

>comparing the swiss to pakis
you fucking reek lad

Why did 19th century conservatives hate the Irish bull so much?

Nonce haven is what you're telling me.

more like temple of dagos

shut up man are you trying to mug me off

>blame the Chinese government and not the Chinese people!

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(((they))) knew that the Irishman could not be held down. That's why (((they))) worked so hard to replace them.

the jew fears the dark mind of the irish
the irish are impervious to (((freudian))) psychoanalysis

they sound like parrots

picked up a packet of what I thought were Prawn Cocktail crisps and they were in fact S*oky B*con

I think it's the only thing to be done
maybe some mourning fireworks? blue maybe?

see if you can read fatty fatty boom boom

I am so fucking depressed.

im a dentist mate i could help

>too expensive for uncouth ethnics
theres a fucton of blacks in switzerland m8

Xi Jinping never spat on park benches or ate bat soup, how can we blame him

no that's across the border in austria

maybe you shouldn't have taken all those drugs you fat prick ahah

shite immune systems from inbreeding and not practising social distancing

This, in fact we should be praising President Xi's valliant efforts at controlling this virus. Without his guidence and wisdom we would be in a much worse position than we are now.

want to know what drugs I’ve taken while partaking in British culture?

he good boi, dindu nuffin

didn't see any when I was there
they must keep them hidden when visitors are about

There really isn't. There's a fuckton of chinks though. Where the fuck did you go to be seeing niggers? I saw like 2, total, while I was there.

got a 10 in my drawer but no baccy

I visited the jungfraujoch and there were 50 strong tour groups of chinese and indians up there. horrifying.

no chinese ever called me nigger

mental how #5Gcoronavirus is the number one trend on twitter

She's a 7 at most mate

want to visit the hindu kush

weedman wants me to meet him in a car park on the estate thats renowned for stabbings

not sure about this one lads...

ye but you've never tried rhino ket

*does the chinky eyes and sticks my teeth out*
NIGGER

got a half ounce and only cig baccy