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friendly edition

no rude posts or strong language allowed

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need a big willy gf right at this moment

wagie? for me it's a salary

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/fr/ is making fun of us again

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Ah, what a timely moment for me to pop into /brit/
Hope you’re all having a nice Friday lads

Glad I'm inside and alive and not outside and dead.

Not sure what to watch today

Yesterday was Ocean's 11 and Sunderland Til I Die

Mental how seething poorfags are about landlords

Want a gf so bad

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put your name on homealone

based and friendlypilled

>rotten mask to family doctor

expliquer en français?

France seems to have a good grip on it all things considered, I didn't realise Macron had the balls to go full lockdown but he seems to have done alright. French people don't like being stamped on though so I am shocked at how compliant it all seems to be

mesoamerican edition

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What if you were outside and alive?
Inside and dead?

Eat my baguette.

For what

aren't they full of anime nonces

People took the piss when I posted about it a few months ago but who is laughing now?

I'm an essential worker, I've completed all my training ahead of the usual schedule so am up to nearly 9 pound an hour and am the go to guy for any problems with the tills when on shift.

All this whilst most people are lucky to have anything.

Got any nice cheese to go with it?

mad how you can read every article on new york times for free but putting a . after the .com

Not a single swear word in the thread so far. I'm proud of you lads, keep it up! x

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>London, circa 2026 AD

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Any tricks for the FT? Unironically the best journalism I've ever come across but can't justify the money

One good thing to come out of this quarantine is the BFV servers are actually filling up. I'm gayming tonight boys

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Not possible

imagine this life
call centre toil
flatshare
no gf

what gets this guy going

yeah
*unzips dick*

enjoying this supermarket gimmick

holy shit that's based

beto is that you?

If there were

I know it's not real but the supermarket thing has made me giggle. This needs a Bradley post in itself

> the go to guy for any problems with the tills when on shift.

drugs i imagine

block cookies from FT and view articles via google

i.e. just search the article name and open the page via google

wait really? does it work with other websites?

anime AND gaming?
yep thats a yikes.

Medieval undercroft in Nottingham, circa 12th century

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nigger poo

Nice warm cheeze

Thinking about how shit that mutant kid in xmen 2 was and how his power was that he didn't sleep and could change the TV channel by blinking

Google the headline

>family doctor
Practitioner ?
Basically the mask are so old, the alcool in it evaporate and it started to rotten.

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Seem to have gotten past this now, they get me after my one a day even when I clear everything and stuff.

cool as, always wished we had notable material history lols but we dont

Sorry I thought rotten masks was the thing you were struggling with, I didn't realise you were sending literal rotten masks.

What the fuck France?

*surrepticiously googles undercroft*

If you were to

Very cool

Reckon I would enjoy metal detecting as a hobby, all my uncles are farmers so would have a huge supply of fields to scan.
Live near the welsh border as well, not far from where those lads found that hoard and went to jail for not declaring it.

what really why

Got to get up and commence the uni toil

>where those lads found that hoard and went to jail for not declaring it.
For hoarding what? What do you have to declare about your own possessions?

Well this is why Macron will have to face the healthcare personal of our country.
And you don't find this in the news by the way.

during the lockdown :O

Do you think janny is the go to guy for any problems with monetary compensation when he's on shift?

>uni toil

lmaoooooooooo stfu

Tbf the news out of France is always a bit weird, they never covered the Gillet Jaunes properly after a while either

RUNAWAY TRAIN NEVER GOING BACK
WRONG WAY ON A ONE (1) WAY TRACK

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We thought it was a cave entrance when we had the stairs going down, especially when we got to the rock-cut pit at the base that you can see. As it is, being an undercroft/cellar is actually more rare for the period since there have only been 4 or 5 Medieval cellars found in the city.
A civil war entrenchment cuts through it which you can kinda see, which removed a lot of the dressed stonework on the near side (as did the Victorian brick wall obviously)

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>George Powell and Layton Davies uncovered about 300 coins in a field in Eye, near Leominster, Herefordshire, in 2015, but did not declare the treasure, instead selling it to dealers.

>They were convicted of theft and concealing their find, with Powell, 38, jailed for 10 years and Layton, 51, for eight-and-a-half.

If you find a hoard of coins or gold etc you legally have to declare it to the government

Shit JS filter which checks the domain plus location but does not have a regex for the . root domain as well. One more if/else statement and it would be fine but they clearly hire moronic pajeets to the paywall for them

N!3c3 n0nc3

just checked my usual weekend walking route on google maps to see if they exceeded the lockdown 2km distance from my gaff and they're just right within. the furthest is literally 1.97km haha

not that it would matter as I have not witnessed it or any of the other lockdown travelling shit being enforced despite walking driving to/from toil everyday of the week since it was brought in. and I live in a busy suburb where you'd expect them to be

How much was it worth then?

people in Britain truly are cucks

Well during Chernobyl, we got the Ministry of Information, it basically was a censorship ministry.

Treasure act. If you metal detect you need the landowners' permission and if you find treasure/valuable artefacts a local destination museum pays both you and the landowner for it.

why are most of /brit/s tripfags sexual predators?

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Let's have a republic instead of a monarchy

Are you essential worker?

Anyone noticed their skin has become really dry since being inside all day? Even with moisturiser I've got flaky skin like 30 minutes after my shower

Ah good toilstein and toilberg scheduled the social and work meetings at the same time and the social one started first so i didn't have to give a wanking update because it's a half day and the end of the world so nobody gives a fuck

About £3mil they reckon, I collect coins anyway so would enjoy finding some myself. Plus being so near the welsh border I’m in a good location for it seeing as a lot of blokes would have buried their wealth before setting off and some may have never come back

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Finishing off this bottle of apple sourz and smirnoff red label lads

Narcissism and validation.

You have to declare treasure since it's not yours. You do get a substantial amount for finding it though.
As an archaeologist, metal detectorists that hawk sites as soon as we start digging are fucking annoying

Good post

has anyone done a universal credit claim
I'm wondering if this section is necessary
>You'll need to look for and take any work that you can do. List jobs or sectors you're interested in.
don't think "none" is an option

as long as toilberg is throwing the govt enough cash to have us declared as such yeah
realistically no

makes sense as any new information on that period neeeds to be studied, think the sentences were a bit harsh though

Write none and add a note at the bottom saying you're a mate of mine. You won't get any problems.

>mikey talked about begging an underaged teenage prossie to take him, even offered her double pay
>190 inappropriately touched his nieces and got disowned by his family
>amer ‘moni’ hussein talked about molesting children at a theme parked he worked as, using his position of power to get an upper hand
Who else has been confirmed a nonce

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Wish I had a Glaswegian accent desu. Just imagine being able to instantly intimidate anybody, wherever you go, simply by talking to them

namefags and tripfags are as bad as priests

What would lead a tripfag to ever share these things

What kind of mentally ill nonces are you all harbouring here in /brit/

Emmett? Not sure but it wouldn't surprise me at all

>I collect coins anyway

*tips fedora*

Lads

I don't need drugs

I get my kicks from licking the dried blood stains off my niece's dirty underwear

not the brightest bunch are they

shagged that crossdressing twink from across the way again last night

flaneur
sex haver
food critic

He talked about raping his sister to death and murdering his family
Shall add him to the list for sure

real nonces hide in plain sight

now’t wrong with collecting something, I buy a new coin every payday as a treat

speaking from experience?

whatever floats your boat
so fucking bored of having sex with my gf, its not that good desu

yeah. the government deliberately pays you more than they are worth so you will not do what they did.

Some collect coins. For me? It's funko pops

miss rolex haver
simple as, just want him back x

Mikey im not sure, but it was definitely him
190 cause he got doxd on spee
Amer shared it on his blog, its a grim fucking read, he talks about being aroused as he purposefully let kids do the wrong thing ar the park so he could pick them up, hold them close to his body and molest them as he out them back with their parents. He talked about being aroused by doing it in front of them and they didnt even realise his pleasure
Grim freak
Grim grim freak

leftypol has scrambled back to the discord for now
expect them in higher numbers for tonight's raid

I collect reddit gold

can you trade them for food in the end times

Uganda be kidding me haha
seriously though that bloke was a mong why would anyone miss him?

*establishes the funko pop standard*

yes there is
be quiet

At least they hold their value, better than blowing my money on clothes or other useless shit

Post 190s dox la

Rolex haver was kinda based

tonights wank genre: feet