/med/ - Mediterranean general

Mer edition.
What TES race do you play as /med/? Is it the glorious altmer master race? Or are you inferior?

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redguard of course
remember! around elf watch yourself

I play as a Dunmer because they have English accents and it feels appropriate

acceptable answer, they have nice lore

Orcs
>but le poopoo
"YES!"

>I play as a Dunmer
Nicee

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good morning.

>not playing as nord
milkdrinkers

good day and fuck jannies

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snow redguard lmao

Hello frens

Based.

nap time for me!
don't let the thread die today

>weakness to magicka
>weakness to shock
>weakness to frost
>weakness to fire

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Imperial
and people who answer other races need to get thrown out of /Med/

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>not playing as Dummer
N'wah

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>page 8

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>larping as yourself
boring

That doesn't resemble a dunmer at all, though I wish it did.

I play as a Colovian because Nibenese are jews

hmmm, should I drink cofee, or another tea?

Dunmer Dunmer Dunmer

Welcome on /med/, Aurora

Not the level of best girl Naryu, but still nice

checking

We hit 200.

corona cases?

Yes. 202 to be exact.

that's a lot, considering the size of Malta

I guess.

a rate a bit under the one of UK
your cases seem to not grow fast though

That's true. Most of the time it's single digits per 24 hours.

>why yes I play as Breton how could you tell

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they don't test enough

breton is by FAR the most beta race

>sPain has surpassed us in deaths per capita
grim

>tfw we have the record of deaths in one day because we just counted all the deaths in retirement houses that we did not count

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>tfw no Imperial gf

Don't worry, the US will take it back in a few days

Can't wait for the obese mutt genocide

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>living god tier
Dunmer
>good tier
Argonian
>decent tier
Bosmer, Imperial
>meh tier
Khajit, Orc, Altmer
>shit tier
Breton, Nord, Redguard

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>living God tier (literally)
Altmer
>good
Dunmer
>decent
bosmer, khajiit, redguard, orc
>meh
argonian, imperial
>shit
nord
>kys
breton

Imperials are the stand-in for the /med/ master race
TES has been shit ever since Oblivion btw

>>living God tier (literally)
>Altmer
AHEM, does this look like an altmer to you?

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I have no idea why they thought british accent was appropriate for the Dunmer
The accent they had in Morrowind was much more fitting

Can an Imperial get an Altmer gf?

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why did they have to ruin the style so much in Oblivion and Skyrim?

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I hate men. But I agree on the latter

Remind me, is she alive?

I wish

>Remind me, is she alive?
In my headcanon, she is

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>quarantine in Italy will last another 6 weeks
Don't even know what to do with all this time

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Doesn't look like a god either

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Imagine being a snownig and not a based imperial.

Her left leg looks weird, would gf though
Hope our quarantine won't be that long, i want my holidays

This is what a true god looks like

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>NO YOU CAN'T GIVE ME A FALSE COPY OF SUNDER I'M THE NEREVARINO! THE HECKING HORTATOR!

>tfw never played TES

That's just a pose

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>mfw i can hear the silt striders moaning in the distance when i listen to this

Yeah I guess, still weird

sounds like that Altmer cunt in Winterhold at the college entrance.

Faralda.

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my first/default character is Khajiit fiend thief assassin. pic very much related.

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I used to always play as a Khajiit as a little boy, but then i discovered the internet and got introduced to the world of the furries, and now i can't look at them without shivering in disgust

you godamn fucker. delete that post. I'm not an edgy furry I AM THE LISTENER.

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Same.