1. Your cunt
2. Do your parents know what the internet is
Russia
My 57 years old mom just discovered facebook memes and now she comes up to my room and shows me them almost every half an hour.
I have to pretend it's funny and interesting, so she won't kick my ass out
I feel for you user
sorry you have to deal with that
1 austria
2 yes
love your mother faggot
>mom wants to share joyful moments with you
>"REEEEEEEEEEEE"
Why are Russians like this?
Cute story
get her to post on 4channel
Because these joyful moments are like 15-20 years late
Thanks user
I love her, but what I don't like is the cat memes and demotivators straight out of 2005
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Show her Blacked.com
atleast you dont live in a commiebloc
The day you lose her will come someday sooner or later. Please love her while shes alive.
when you showed her some shiny roadside rock when you were a kid did she go "lmao what a newfag"?
Я и мoя мaть тoжe paньшe пытaлиcь пoдeлитьcя пoнpaвившимиcя шyткaми из интepнeтa, нo вcякий paз oкaзывaлocь, чтo cмeшнoe для нeё я вижy глyпым и нe cмeшным и нaoбopoт.
Based.
Пидop.
Tы пидop, нe я.
>boomer dad opens smart tv browser in living room
>half of the open tabs is porn
that sounds sweet
treasure these moments user, you are going to miss them when they are gone
Russia
>(implying)
Even my grandma uses skype, internet payment systems, social networks, regularly comments on youtube vids and follows global macro events
is your grandma a mafia boss
no but she worked in russian bank in previous century so she was always keeping up with latest tech available. Granted she needs my cousins help to fix printer and similar shit but thats understandable for normal users of any age
does she hate germans
Nah, she dislikes jews and ukrainians. She hates central banking and centralized systems like EU and likes Kazachstán cuz her village is closer to it than to my home city so you can always buy fresh kumis after short drive and loves me & Putin.
>hates EU
just as a system in general, never heard anything bad about any europeens in particular.
also her village has WWII TANKS. They got renovated since the time we were kids
you are just suffering late user
i had to go through this when i was 12
Would she join the Bavaryan empire?
this just sounds dope user
Please stop comparing that user's grandmother to drugs, you piece of SHIT.
unsure, but these fellas were yelling "GERMANS AHEAD, READY AIM FIRE" when we were walking by :(
whooops forgot pic
My mums account is just filled with minion memes.
Kek
Rip
it is indeed. Giant steppes, sun, lawless trade, kittens, your own cow, TANKS. Fucking love it there
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are you kazakh-czech
As if germans were less autistic
Poor guy
Yes. I've had internet access as long as I remember and I was born in '91.
My mum is still useless with computers even though she's been using them since before I was born.
I'm not German, I'm Bavaryan. You stupid vagina.
For my mum it's funny cat pictures and bible quotes.
nope, Im russian-russian
well ukrainan-polish-german-muscovite in uneven ratios to be precise
>I was born in '91.
lmao fuck off grandpa
based
Sure
What does your passport say?
>submissivley bowing to a piece of paper
Autism.
Mom I see you really have fun and would like to share your joy with me?
I really appreciate your cooking, cleaning and taking care of me. and I have a need to satisfy my own curiosity with things that I like and not other people like. You like what you like and it differs from other peoples likes. I have a need for autonomy and my own interest and that does not make you less loved and impotent in my life as a mother. Mom I want to guide you for my own pleasure Food Yes , Facebook No. =O)
Mom I love you so much and you don't need me any more... Thank you mama for telling me that I see that I did not make myself clear enough.
I really have a need for autonomy on things like internet I am curious about different things like all people do. Would you please tell me what you have heard? Mom: you saying that I am old and not interested for you... Thank you that you tell me what I am was asking for and I see that I failed again to express my human need for autonomy I want to experience wold by myself like in the movie with out spoilers by my mom.
So would you please give me feed back ...
after correcting yourself (not the mom) 5 - 15 times, thank you mom I feel so relieved to be understood the way I meant, I have most understanding mom in the world.
cute
Cute mom.
Mom doesn't clear browse history. It's full of gay porn.
My mum unironically watches BLACKED
That's cute, doesn't seem all that bad
fuck off mof
Я тoжe из Cибиpи. Tы нaвepнoe в Бpнo, дa?
after living in the city for my entire life that does sound great
the city's only a nice place if your a social person wich im not
нe
Perhaps greatest feel is go for a berry ride, walk through field on sunny day, stand against bold steppe wind and then just enjoy that theres nobody and nothing but fields on the horizon. so much S-P-A-C-E there. and then go pick up fish nets with your bro and enjoy some shashlik time
I do enjoy living in a capital centre though. I have aptmnt with windows into closed out backyard and its a nice balance of calm when Im inside and enormous amounts of action when I go out
>I have aptmnt with windows
So? Poland has skyscrapers.