/brit/

keep it up slagposters I miss the uni slags so much

if the CCP and the WHO are not punished after this, it will all be for naught

...almost there....

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woooooaaaah you're in the army now
you're in the army... now

>I walked across an empty laaaaand
>I know the pathways like the back of my haaaaand

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/tunes/

youtube.com/watch?v=AqwbMh3hwVs

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I have nothing to add

Thinking about picking up knitting as a hobby. Thoughts?

#
I honestly feel nothing
I've lost all sexual attraction to women. Still romantically attracted to them but yeah. I feel nothing from this pic.

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Et voila! Notice my integers.

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give up then
less faggots the better

'

absolutely mental how the UK has archaic divorce law

pathetic

ill let you sit on my gorgeous cock if you stick yours up my bum first

pathetic

t. television german

please don't post pictures of attractive women, it makes me feel sad.

fuck women

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reckon there are concerted efforts by groups on this website to influence peoples minds lads? trying to make them think they're trannies or could never get laid and are worthless or whatever

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That was just a practice.

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glad i bought a new chair since now im sitting down all day

whats that?

“homeland” hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

based except Wales

you would say that wouldnt you

she mist have constant back pain

luv this song me

explain

Really gets the old neurons fired up

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Brass Monkey was better

HATE wales
HATE the welsh

arguably the dumbest take of all time. don't know why you keep pedalling it, it makes you look like a massive retard

If dubs, Amnesiac is unironically the best Radiohead album.

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the post bellow shall be blessed with dubs!

both good la, both good

Do you like apples?

Well I got the dubs!

How do you like them apples?

why the FUCK does AdNauseam not work on the 'chon? so fucking sick of the shitty "ads" holy shit

So is Findom a hobby or an art?

DUBS

DUBS for CYBER JESUS

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the English (you)

checked

gave myself a buzzcut and cannot decide if i look alright or like a complete mong

o shit waddup

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*throws a sheep at you*

uncle

God has blessed you with Trips

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thats a real hobby
bit gay but a real hobby regardless

my hobby? /brit/

oh fuck lads
this feels very significant
like it means something, you know?
like all those things coming together, the considerations of making all the aspects of this post, the other posters and their numbers, the fact this happened
whoah

Yes I would and yes I did.

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don't get it

Dad got admitted to the mental hospital

grow your hair out lads.

this is literally my type minus the face

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go fuck a kangaroo you dumb abo

Ordered a fitbit De lads

more of a fascination than a hobby

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all yanks should be

bizzare post

based cyber jesus of neo nazareth, son of the lord god

This girl does porn btw

dubs of truth

cant be bothered to type it all out again and it's not like you'd be receptive to it anyway
cunts just can't stand being called german at any capacity

If Decs (post ends in a 0), Ant McPartlin crashes his car into your local Nisa in the early hours of this morning.

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what if the second coming is from the machine
will it be man made, divinely ordained, a great ruse

deus ex machina

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if singles we all get a gf by the end of the year

im naked underneath my clothes boys

Lads is it me or is this song just fucking banging.

youtube.com/watch?v=eYGkDj2Ttvo

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not the best time to have a smoker's cough

oi lads

nah lads listen yh

fredo - scorpion

absolute fuckin tune init jheeeeez

witnessed

is lachie still about lads
last i remember he was deliberating on whether or not to fuck a single mother

up the ra

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uncle

get in

so youre wearing clothes then

saw him three or so days ago

because its neither insightful nor remotely accurate you thick cunt.

Need a reason

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trip on you racist cunt and fredo went to shit 2 years ago
pathetic freak

t. HM revenue and customs

based cyberjesus transcending the flesh

based cyberjesus rebuking the coombrain

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just want to work again

hours don't line up nowadays so give him a nice hello if you see him alright

why didn’t you smile back lads?

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i dont think my flatmate ever buys milk he just nicks mine all the time

Isn't there always a reason?

i dont buy milk just nick my flatmates all the time

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so bitch about it on the internet then
thatll solve it

Love dolled up blonde bints so foul yet so peng

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you can buy milk from maccas

sucking a golf ball

00:40AM

03/04/2020

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ah yes council estate flat in the background

i'm having 3 weeks off the alcohol

you've just admitted to being a thiuef so your flatmate can have you arrested

that's not blonde

Vinnie Jones, Ross Kemp or Conor Mcgregor

whos the most likely bender?

One last attempt at dubs before I call it a night.

OH MIGHTY LORD OF DUBS, BLESS ME WITH REPEATING DIGITS

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on the list of epidemics on wikipedia someone has changed the death toll for 2009 flu from Cdc's 500k estimate to the WHO confirmation of 18k.

absolute copelord trying to make us take covid more seriously. probably the people who get mad at ' its just a flu bro' or ' nothingburger' lol

kemp

depressing

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being sucked by a fat oceanic mong

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mcgregor is an irish manlet with a chip on his shoulder
in no way would i consider him manly
he is the bent one

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4 days in, yeah it's pretty boring but it's for the best

Pictured: COVID-19

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bet you're having a whale of a time

how come it's the manlet weight class that's popular in boxing

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my willy would look extremely cute on a tranny but on me, a bloke, its just sad

I carry no favour with the dubslord this night.

I shall take my leave forthwith.

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pathetic watch this ^

reckon I'd look dapper in a texas tie

youtube.com/watch?v=WmyDWQsjuWU

lanky cunts get sparked quick like

>5'8
IT'S OVER

FBI GET IN THE VAN NOW
YOURE BEING NICKED FOR NONCERY

'

>Be you
>Be eating tendies and shitposting
>Hear a knock and bell at the front door
>Your mum opens the door
>It's PC Aslam and PC Denise
>Police show you a video of you and this man rummaging through your moist eternal innocence

Lads, would you really want to know if you've been this man's cum toy?

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outstanding

oh shit

cant make sense of this post. why would they put a lower death count if they wanted us to take it more seriously?

TOO FAR TONY

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too spicy for white people

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dickhead yute

whats man know about grime

allow your chattings yh

Drunk af boyos

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all this 3DPD

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Natures way of telling you something:)

oh dear oh dear
excuse yourself immediately fren

Just watched Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

I dont get it. It was almost 3 hours long and basically nothing happened. The only thing that did happen being the ending which was basically just resolving a side story. Expected better.

HE SMILES UPON ME YET

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David Starkey would allow this

nevermind im a retard. going to close this thread and not check it again out of embarrassment

don't drink on weekdays, just 2-4 beers per day on the weekend. reckon I'm safe from becoming an alcoholic this way.

make corona look like it's killed more people than swine flu

yeah but underneath them, im not

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they deserved it for being degenerate gullable cunts

sucking a lightbulb

would be nice to have a new prison island to ship all women to

cum willy fanny arse

lad.... You did it!

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Mate, they were drunk and then he drugged them.
So you would like to know if it was you?

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CRACKING POST

pleb

Thoughts on American melodrama?

youtu.be/j_A8Zjwr9m0

giving some pasty white boy an electric shit
might burst in his mouth

well for a start, fredo is UK rap and has never made a grime tune in his life
you haven't got the slightest clue you racist mong

what happened in modern history that caused women to crave attention so much

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have none jog along

went to school with fredo in letchworth

In that order? weird one you are.

got absolutely diabolical teeth

Tarantino’s best flick in years consider yourself filtered

be quiet shitskin

they existed

i'll smash them in with a hammer x

poggers

poo arse slags crisps

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suck ur mum

mans said rap like its an american ting

bare wasteman chattings

LOOK AT THESE DUBS

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his diabolical teeth
my bollocks
make it happen

yes we can see your flag

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You're mentally ill

want the gamer bed

uncle

don't see the connection

tell me lads what did you like about it?