/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

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been .awake for over 24 hrs now

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ur legally insane now bub

fk on the left
me on the right

Every single time I get in the mood to play a bethesda game I feel like I have to run an obstacle course just to get started

play with me some time.

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the ideal woman

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get stomped on bih

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i bought garry's mod a long time ago when it was new, i was never able to figure out what it's even for or what you're supposed to do

>obese fridge

no ty

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i hate coffee high
fuck stims
its so hard to calm down when your mind is racing like a bitch

TTT and prop hunt

oh and Yas Forums themed theater servers

i have no idea what any of this means

She is ugly.

Mom asked me to put dishes away, brb

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>Yas Forums themed theater servers
ok this is cringe

Just added you :)

Can't imagine drinking any less than 5+ cups a day.

they are game modes

TTT is like clue but theres 3 terrorists who everybody else doesn't know are terrorists that want to kill all the non-terrorists and I think 2 detectives who can analyze bodies and shit to help discover who the terrorists are.

Prop hunt is hide and seek but the hiders can take the shape of any prop on the map to hide.

Theater servers are custom movie theater servers where you can go and stream videos from youtube or whatever. It's a lot of shitposting mostly

its sunny and snowing

don't reply to me, fatty

based

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I'd let her pin me down on the bed

>Have a video meeting with my commander, NCO and the rest of my team
>Wearing my based anime loli shirt
>everyone compliments me for it
feeling based rn

>supposed to rain all weekend with more mountain snow

lads

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>tfw no californian gf

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sounds like stuff where you kinda have to all know each other, it sounds like playing with random people is out of the question

i only had one medium dark black coffeee from tims and im high as fuck

nope, none of my friends ever played it and I always had fun meeting new people and playing with them on random servers

post pic of ur anime loli shirt

>go to empty dish washer
>it's not even full, and it's dirty

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why is tim hortons coffee so disguting? it's so sour, and it always makes my stomach hurt

You're not high. It's a bit of physical stimulation with some mild mental changes.

got denied from another uni

fuck my life

face is kinda cringe/fugly

whenever i've joined random servers on it, it's always a bunch of actual kids (high pitched voices, haven't gone through puberty)

I want a pawg gf to sit on my face and suffocate me half to death every night

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im gittery as fuck man but yeah you are right

It's her makeup that does that I think.

Haven't played in probably close to a decade so I have no idea what the community is like now

lesbian

I was wearing this one

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Drinking water can help if you're havin' some side effects

You seem to have a fever

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They wouldn't even be able to tell those are lolis

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if coffee feels like this i wonder what coke feels like. Fuck stims. Fuck redbull too. i had a panic attack that lasted for 3 days cause of couple redbull

How are you guys working out when all the gyms are closed?

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guys I just drank a ginger ale im fucking trashed

I don't even think they knew the anime the shirt was from

pushups and planks

wait wtf this isn't urkel

Coke has less caffeine than a Tim’s coffee, but the sugar rush will get ya instead

they're awfully childlike

Typical normalfags.
They're actually JCs.

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Do you have anxiety issues? Stimulants can really aggravate that kind of thing, including caffeine in some cases

Urkel is dead

>They're actually JCs.
Based
JCs truly are the best lolis

guys i just drank a juice box im fuckin wired

all this time i confused the seattle cringelord with based urkel

it depends on my mood. Set and setting, idk, anixety is random. Sometimes im chill, sometimes im crazy

>JCs truly are the best lolis

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Can we talk about something other than cartoon child pornography please lmao fucking freaks

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guys if i buy tortillas to make egg tortilla sandwiches what sauce should i have with them? salsa again maybe?
i used to eat so many egg tortilla sandwiches but then got tired of them one day and just stopped now i just eat egg and bread.

Worcestershire sauce

franks hot sauce

>egg tortilla sandwiches
Do you mean a breakfast burrito or are you talking about something else

at least they don't lewd irl children like fk

>Can we talk about something other than cartoon child pornography please lmao fucking freaks

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>Do you mean a breakfast burrito
yeah i guess

don't like that stuff tastes synthetic and gross

sounds strange

salsa verde

i will get sent home if i cough at work

any more tik tok updates

>attack coward elves
>they don't unlock the gate and come to kill me, just hide inside like bitches

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samefag

elves belong in concentration camps

>don't like that stuff

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I think about this occasionally

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based

injuns are good people

no..

is there a problem

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Do you like my drawing

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