/brit/

we're the reason your ma's a fat junkie

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big iron wont like this one

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coughing through people's letterboxes

might go to the petrol station for some ridiculously overpriced snacks

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look the spitting image of the taller versatile lad on the right

>come up to meet ya
>tell ya i’m sorry
>you don’t know how lovely you arrrrrrre

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Imagine living in 60s America with a convertible and a qt Stamford gf whose mum you’ve fucked.

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twix

hankering for a wankering

*proposes babestation wank*

the ayes have it the ayes have it

Would you shag my fanny lads hahaha

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Spent the equivalent of 50 quid when I bought 2 frozen pizzas and a pack of fags in Norway at a petrol station

This is the absolute truth. It's becoming increasingly impossible to run from your digital footprint. People will know what you have done and where you have been. Men will be able to read your profiles and find where you have posted. They will know just how many dicks you've had in your gaping chasm of a twat. They will know the gallons and gallons of nut left in there from every time you've had a Tyrone creampie you.

This is the truth. It's the reason there is such a huge push to make it the standard that someone is only a "REAL MAN" if they are willing to take care of you and your half Tyrone children.

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any babestation noises lad in?

Not sure whether to put the convertible out onto the road this year. What kind of summer is it going to be?

Unlock!

Teens Hurl Racist Abuse at American Man on Manchester Tram

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Remember watching that dont fuck with cats doc and being bored to tears by the end of it.

This one actually good then aye?

*crrzzzsshshhxhx*-LLO ALL YOU HORNY BOYS AHT THERE, AVE WE GOT A REAL TREAT FOR YOU AHL THIS EVENIN! (unintelligible) IS COMIN ON AT ALF PARST ELEVEN BUT IN THE MEAN TIME, YOUVE ALL GOT ME FOR THE NEXT FEW HAHRS SO *ccrrrccczzzsshhshhs* AND DIAL TO HEAR ME BEIN PROPAH NAUGHTY *Crsh*

t. Mark

Did people clap again?

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fuck off incel, /brit/ is a sex haver general.

You lot are as retarded if not more retarded than /britfeel/. I'm leaving and never coming back.

only virgins care about who or what their girlfriends/boyfriends have done sexually in the past
t. shagger

evens go to bed at the stroke of midnight
odds stay up for a wank

dunno, live in the countryside me

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theres a bit of a difference between a few one night stands and an onlyfans account

all the true crime ones on netflix are about muh evil justice system i like how this bloke is a genuine weirdo who deserves prison

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There used to be a funny "/bleep/ lads go to a festival" video on YouTube

nonce

Look at this paki's wig, lads
Hahahah

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would ya buy a car with thousands of miles that went 5 times to the mechanic?

wheres 190

decide for yourself init

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James.coventry more like

Fumes pooventry

Come meet me for a fight you camp bastard

people who have shagged 3 or fewer people get to judge virgins for being freaks and promiscuous people for being degenerate sluts

it's the best position

And? She still fucks while you wank

after 189

any gacha man in

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well good morning

>capax imperii nisi imperasset is a famous Latin quote written by Tacitus in Chapter 1.49 of The Histories.

>Upon the death of Emperor Galba, Tacitus discusses Galba's life and character and ends Chapter 49 with this sentence: Maior privato visus dum privatus fuit, et omnium consensu capax imperii nisi imperasset. - "He seemed too great to be a citizen so long as he was a citizen and all would have agreed that he was worthy to the imperial office, if he had never held it."

>It has been said that this quote is used by Tacitus to sum up Galba's character, as one who seemed to hold all the values of a good leader but failed when he became leader. In modern times, the quote has been used to describe leaders who have failed to live up to their expectations. Jeremy Paxman has used this quote to describe Boris Johnson becoming prime minister, and it has also been used to describe Gordon Brown.

if you obsess over finding a pure virgin then yeah. but most men find it gross if a girl has slept with over 20 men

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there's an even bigger difference between sticking your dick in a girl, and purchasing a photo of a girl

before 191

Honestly, wtf is going on there?
And her suit is too big too.

thats not what i meant

I don't properly understand the English class system. I only understand low IQ have funnier accents differentiated from RP.

Rt. Hon Virgin Freak

Not true, had an ex who had shagged her mates and gone home with randoms and it just puts you off them a bit

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had two shags with the same person. Im the moral voice /brit/ cries out for

Fumes pooventry

before 191

>And? She still fucks while you wank

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what don't you understand?

ah yes
feed your husband to the tigers

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I remember when I had lost my virginity and a couple days later I came on here calling people virgins and that and it felt sooooo goood

I've never thought about the Estonian class system even once.

All my neighbours are old people and foreigners. I only heard it last time because I opened my window desu.

in a death spiral

me? haven’t shagged since the first week on january

Would batter you

when i left school i studied music and seriously tried to become a famous musician

try not to be insecure but it’s not nice when it turns out a girl your seeing has shagged everyone in town other than that not really bothered about a girl’s body count just cba dealing with the social ramifications of it

Low class uses glottal stops and high class speaks like they are based.

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>tfw no balls clapping against me rn
honestly annoyed lads

Looking forward to it more than having sex tbqhwyl

she is so precious, i would love to cuddle her
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stop being a smart alec before i kill you in real life

n-words from the ghetto care a lot

leg game on point
would slather those in cum and rub the tip of my dick up and down them for days dude

What do you do now? Did you go to Uni to study it?

lost mine at 15, reckon i discovered the chon only a few weeks or months later

>leg game on point
FOY

Mwaaaaaaaahahahaha you'll enjoy it lad you really will

being middle class in a runty area is a real curse

normies are going to consider themselves heroes for not going out clubbing for a few weeks

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Uh I'm checking, but I don't see anything

This is why I'd rather not know a girls body count and why I'd never ask

i went to uni to study music technology now i'm doing a masters in audio programming so hopefully i'll be ok

We do have a class system too, we are actually the Teutonic knights.

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Watch it or I'll start jumping up and down and then you'll fall off the bottom of the world.

>Go onto /britfeel/
>The word rape mentioned 3 times in a single thread

JFC these lads are right little incels arent they

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when did the term normalfag fall out of common parlance

Fuck off Dave I can tell it's you from your writing style

feel like pure shit just want to go the pub

If dubs, everyone ITT who has a girlfriend will lose her by the end of the month and those who don't will gain one.

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Why are so many non-whites dying of Covid-19?

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They're right above you king.

I never ask either, most girls end up asking you anyway after a while.

What? Whaaaaaaaat? I'm not Dave, I'm not dave...

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the incel % of britfeel and brit is probably the same but they are more bitter and deranged on britfeel

fat cunt

Fuck off back to facebook normie cunts

>JFC these lads are right little incels arent they
like here then

Coronachan please lay waste to the population of this world. It's the only way I can get ahead, if some of my competition is disposed of. I'm more than willing to take the chance of dying myself.
Amen.

is that robbie lyle?

If dubs everyone on /brit/ will get a gf they stay with for the rest of their life.

Shane horn

my nigga 6ix9ine fresh home

/brit/ is a shaggers general, can’t help it if the odd virgin freak slips through

rent free to this very day

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If dubs, CANZUK will happen on February 22, 2022 at 2:22pm GMT

God is that true? Do you have any stats on that?

Does it say that in the ID, you fucking clown?

If dubs everyone on /brit/ will get a bf they stay with for the rest of their life.

If dubs covfefe

Your mother's a little whore that lets the strangers she shags bum rush you so how can you be an incel

Fear my inertia.

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If dubs, clogwog gets permabanned

>bum rush
FOY

>yeah that’s right officer saw him go into heron foods AND lidl

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if dubs all yanks get permabanned

Last time I had sex? 2011. Why you ask? Because I only get dubs, check em

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your jumper is gay

If dubs, you must reply to this post or else your mate's mate dies of coronavirus.

Where all the yanks

yess
hope he makes some new music

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>3rd of april

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fuck off hiro

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If dubs, London paki gets Covid-19 and never recovers.

speaking my truth in my calvins

>Who lives in Wales?

me nigga. what of it? life's cush. i'll rate it.

I haven't had sex in a year with a 1 in it.

estonian be kidding me!

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If dubs we end up being called the Federation and Union of the Canzuk Kingdoms.

this is your hero /brit/? smdh
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2020 year of the gf has been postponed to 2021

If dubs, Priti Patel will crush all of our bollocks and suffocate us with her thighs and arse

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remember game of thrones when cersei lannister says something like "truth is subjective". a lot of truth to that, people have an emotional investment in what is true or not and just base their reasoning around those emotions. all opinions are based on emotions at the end of the day so you may as well just pick and choose what benefits you and those close to you

fuck off paki

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Fuck there are lot of people walking free thanks to coronavirus, seeing quite regularly in the news. I wonder if big Harv will get freed.

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He didn't say it, whats your point exactly?

any of you gays have some homoerotic images to share

Bet she's dry as a sandpaper sock

hope he dies

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Hey lads

Post your bodies please

THanks

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she can get it

Fuck sake, why can't I get dubs?

my new boyfriend

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Last time I had sex? 2011. Why you ask? Because I only get dubs, check em.

Yeah this. Post lezzers.

Chatting to a girl who I found out through a facebook stalk is mates with and used to live with a girl I fell for that ghosted me at the start of the year
Is this a good or bad thing

not going well for you is it

>sell millions of records with nigger all over them to white teenagers
>get upset when white people start using nigger
Niggers everyone

idiot

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Literally how is this brutality allowed
Actually fucking sick
I pray that the disaster of covid19 will teach us to be way more empathetic beings, when it finally all blows over in like 2 years

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i can get dubs

felt cute might delete later

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reroll

Last time I had sex? 2011. Why you ask? Because I only get dubs, check em

Imagine referencing game of thrones in order to try and make a point online that. Cringing me nut off

ai-art.tokyo/en
POST YOUR PORTRAITS
POST YOUR PORTRAITS
You too

gonna report you for spam in a minute if you don’t pipe down

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probably will desu, the trend to vegetarianism will definitely be accelerated

thinking of becoming a vegan

I don’t care how hot a bitch is, a single mother cannot have a sexual marketplace value greater than 5. And that’s being nice.

That AI-Art site is rubbish

some proper manly viking looking dudes with massive cocks destroying some fragile little twink
thatll do it for me thanks

chickens are morons