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Male beauty edition

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>gf asks how I know so much stuff about british culture like sucking golf balls, lisicki, and tim byrne
>have to lie and say I met brits abroad

fucking hell

Revelations’ story was abysmal

nice argument, sure you wouldn’t rather refute my points?

>holy lack of professionalism batman

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might have to filter direland, this cunt is tiresome

ac2 is a truly kino game

>as testing increases so do cases
holy shit

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the ottoman setting is comfy though
wish more games were set there

Have been talking to my best mate tonight, she’s completed her nurse retraining and is waiting to be redeployed, I can’t go into details, but what she’ll be deployed for is terrifying stuff, stay the fuck indoors and stop the spread, save lives

no

yankoid cope new york has fallen

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anyone remember Alisha Cuthbert in The Girl Next Door?

haha

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alri lancashire?

why does that lad shave his pubes but not his pits?

Did you lads see this? Chinese Quality Street! Heh heh.

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>/brit/

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So what you're saying is if we stop testing it goes away?

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AC3 was truly shit

she was very peng in that film

user in the last thread was right when he said to basically disregard everything after 2.

4 was alright but the only good thing was the shanties.

I do that too
What kind of guy shaves his pits?

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>redeployed

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the British government didn't force Irish farmers to split land between their sons equally, resulting in plots too small to support a family and over-reliance on potatoes.

that's how his boyfriend likes him

Kek

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How is this British culture?

cheers dazza heard a similar thing on my uncles whatsapp group stay safe guys

SCREAMING

>can't go into details

Yes you fucking can.

it's underrated

But you got to see old American men signing pieces of paper

Oh fuck off

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No they haven’t lmao. Britain didn’t cause the famine, the landlords decided to sell the food they were producing rather than give it away for free. None of that was government policy.

Brotherhood > 2 > revelations > 1 >>>> black flag > anything else

sputtering

colossal fucking letdown
right up there with the phantom pain and mass effect andromeda as the most infuriating failures

They should’ve never bothered with the whole overarching apple of Eden plotline idea
Just have it be a series of unconnected historical games from the start

what a bizarre post

business idea: instead of sinking the economy by closing down businesses, allow able bodied people to work as usual and round up all seniors and vulnerable into closely monitored communities

Been doing a long hard think this evening and I've arrived at the conclusion that women should be abolished

Disgusting pigs. Vile

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Yes they literally did

whats he found out? youtube blocked his part 1 and 2 de lads somethings up. getting the beers in later x

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Black flag was way better than 1
1 feels so empty

I do
How would you know?

All Americans are vulnerable

Fucking hell Patrick just build a bridge and get over it, this is ancient history now

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This pretty much sums up Irish culture and
history:
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>Britain didnt cause the famine

Yes it did, it didnt cause potato blight, but it did cause the famine

I thought nofap is supposed to control your sexual urges but it just makes me hornier than anything
I'm messaging so many girls online rn and even a few cute twinks because I want to see nudes and wank

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Was anyone really excited for that game by the time of release though? There was no reason to believe it was gonna be good

Go fuck yourself stupid prick

>worrying about ‘bergs profits over your own saftey
wagecucks ladies and gentlemen...

explain your pattern of logic

the point of nofap is to direct your sexual urges into pursuit of women and not wanks. not much point doing it in quarantine.

Why were yer lads so keen on the potatoes anyway? Bit fussy I reckon

find it amusing the irish always fall back on the “b...but everyone hates brits!” thing as if everyone is as spiteful and obsessed as they are. sure we might not be the most popular people but sadly we aren’t really relevant enough to be that widely hated. the irish simply don’t understand that other countries have actual histories that don’t just involve being someone else’s bitch for a thousand years

Control your urges.

no the idea is that you are horny ergo you go out of your way to get a shag in a way that serial wankers do not all health benefits are bogus btw

use a fishing rod next time, lmao

You're the same stupid cunt that thinks Unity is the best.
Fuck off, you contrarian Frog cunt.

My new girlfriend looks like a young Carrie Fisher. Can't believe I did GF 2020 lads x

doing a poo
i've been eating a lot of carbs recently
like trying to squeeze a camel through the eye of a needle

STOP TALKING ABOUT THE FAMINE

economy idea; the government wipes out all debts including credit card and student loan debts

The voice actor for MaleShep was so fucking bad.

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Go outside, Burden the NHS, End lives.

Harsh but fair

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Yeah.. fuck off. Your lucky these companies exist

Google subsistence farming

no just facts, don't care about jew york
this thing has been going around the world since january, it has very mild symptoms, no different that the regular flu or even a cold, in 80% of cases
50% of the time there are 0 symptoms
the fact of the matter is that it's more widespread than those tracker sites indicate, and as countries started testing for it more and more the cases ramped up quickly

shut it you gimp take it to /eire/

Please stop posting this girl unless you give an ID.

>it didn’t cause the thing that caused the famine but they did cause the famine
Did you expect the government to buy food from the landowners and distribute it to the poor? They never even did that in England, just look at work houses if you want to see how little governments have a shit about the destitute back then

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HOWLING

no he wasn't

The 'Everyone hates the British' Club
Ah yes, Ireland and Argentina, what a thrilling caucus

When I was in Chicago I pounded this Irish-American chick's pussy hard. I even role played with this Irish American chick as an 19th century English landlord threatening to evict and Irish family unless this poor Irish catholic girl sucked me cock.

American girls are freaky as fuck.

Men are truly vile.

k

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Sounds perfect

FemShep was a good voice actor though.

Brotherhood was shite

feel like the caption misses the point of the comic

phwoar

piss off you stupendous virgins

Maybe not in the French dub but the English one was so devoid of any personality.

jay

The irish deserved the famine

he actually wants to have sex with her really bad

This thread is so fast, how do you guys read all that and keep up?

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Do they? Having looked into Irish history the kindness and friendship they show us is a bit remarkable. They’d have every right to hate us but they don’t.

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Loved it

Fuck single moms

played in english, he was the better actor

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hes are king nigger

i had sex with a bloke named steve in brighton

Genuinely repulsive.

Where are you finding twinks?

wow you lot really do put an NHS stamp on everything

>paddy comes onto /brit/ and starts peddling anti-brit hatred
>gets a response
>this greenbender appears every fucking time

not gay but the male body is truly the epitome of human beauty.

We're accelerationists

My mum's maiden name is O'Connor, we're probably related. All the same, I've got over the potato bullshit already and you probably should too

lads

in french femshep is the better actor though

want to clap her if you get my meaning

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Based as fuck

Based night watchman state

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he did FIVE YEARS AGO, can't you read?

wrong

all men should be arrested

based

What's your favourite colonial war lads?
I like the Zulu war, the Crimean war and the Indian rebellion.

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Ever saw someone browsing /brit/?

the irish do hate us, it’s the only thing that really defines them as a culture

i prefered acre from AC1, pure kino with the jesper kyd OST
alri lad, you on with?
the combat was nice tho
would disagree but not totally id say...

2 > 1 > Unity > Brotherhood > 4 >Rogue > 3 > Revalations >>>>>> Syndicate

not played any of the newest 2

i get it but if you let yourself get involved and chill out while you play, its kino. plus the soundtrack is great
unity is ok ^^^ but not the best
yes

fucking captcha taking the pish

>replying to obsessomick
Why?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I DONT WANT THE RONA

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destroying the irish is in our blood

no

corrphwoarrrr
Awful taste in home decor though

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CAN'T BELIEVE I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND LADS, ITS ONLY BEEN 1 AND A HALF YEARS SINCE MY LAST RELATIONSHIP

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Don't have one as I am not a VF.

yep his name was alberto barbosa

>only 32
that's pretty good that close to new york state

Is the Mandolorian worth watching?
I see Disney+ are doing a free trial and I might sign up just to give it a go.

a unity and feet enthusiast, a man of taste

56minute zanzibar war, the opium war is pure anglo and ofc 1812 is banter

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>enter /brit/
>regular posters
>trips everywhere
>everyone knows everyone

its a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no international discussion. its fucking facebook without profiles.

The seven years war lad.

youtu.be/rh6C4Zpvngc

history is the shagger's interest

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shout out rhode island

unity was beyond dire

>I like the Zulu war, the Crimean war and the Indian rebellion.

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>kino

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here's your (you)

no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on Yas Forums: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: *slaps roof of car* luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: *is retarded*
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
[everyone liked that]
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog

i can. you are australian

>Don't have one as I am not a VF.

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Who am I then?

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yeah i used to scout out Amer and walk behind him and "accidentally" tread on his heels every now and then

> no international discussion
I’ll drink to that! Cheers!

Unity is terrible. Kill yourself you red rose nonce.

lethal
cor

That I am mate

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3 people i know have died of covid now, things are real here and it's bleak

It's why sculptors throughout history have preferred depicting male bodies over female ones. Most of these sculptors were straight with wives. It's just that the male form is a more impressive canvas for artists

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6340
good lord get a grip you sensitive faggot

its alri if youre not gonna pay you may as well i think they also have lots of simpsons episodes on there too

dont believe you

iraq

3 people you know, really?

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Been writing a novel called "A Troubled Cure for a Troubled Mind" for a decade but I've not got past the second page yet. Gonna be really good when it's finished though

>Best assassins creed? Unity because I can kill french

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we forcefully quarantine all out of staters upon entry to the state for at least 2 weeks. hopefully we can slow it
it really is quite comfy. mostly white, good jobs, close to the water, good weather, etc

LISICKI LOVES DRUGS!

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hat

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anything to do in rhode island if I ever visited?

>"A Troubled Cure for a Troubled Mind"
I'm gonna steal that title and write a short story and publish it just to be a cunt lad.

so she's a prozzy

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>we’ll take the lot!

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I must say, the slag posting tonight has been consistently top quality. Keep up the good work lads

Screaming

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visit the family guy house

thank god all my scars are on my thigh so nobody can see what a melt I am

luv u frenchie x
i thought it was nice
why?
it the closest to the first the series ever got, the series just goes downhill
nice

Is that Meg?

GOD I JUST LOVE DRUGS LADS

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What's it going to be about? I lost motivation for writing after I realised that my "original" idea was actually quite a hackneyed sci-fi idea, so if I'm stealing somebody's plot I guess it's only fair that somebody else steals my title (which I myself stole from a song)

There’s Brown university

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its all part of his gimmick. not sure why you'd take anything he says seriously

godlike sugar
hes a bender

different times, god i miss it. the blacks were black and everyone knew it.

It really isn't at all, you clueless fraud

why are you posting these? 190 isn’t real, everything he posts is to get a reaction

what a sad attention seeking fuckwit

just had a look at /britfeel/ and i must say i was not impressed

Je suis 190

your jumper is gay mate

If you like water based stuff (sailing, beaches, etc) it's great. Some historical stuff compared to the US, but compared to Europe it's nothing. There's also museums and aquariums and such nearby but nothing special.

Mostly people just come here to have a relaxing time in a nice atmosphere. A lot of rich people have summer homes here. Taytay lives in Westerly, for example.
???
I hate that show so goddamn much

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