/brit/

sensational posts. would like to see the full time return of these gimmicks.

Make hand sanitizer

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need her to drop a heaping log down my throat

just signature your posts lad it's not that hard I'm bent btw

- Devon

sorry I woulda posted it earlier had I known

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I want to have sex with an anime character.

crying

I found the simple life ain't so simple when I jumped out on that road
I got no love, no love you'd call real. ain't got nobody waitin' at home

yeah I'm thinking based
youtube.com/watch?v=0P8-mas3_kA

Alri you orangatan fuckers

>6 million more file for unemployment
it's annudda shoah

>I want to have sex with an anime character.

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It was well past bump limit retard

thanks for the suggestion, will do

- Lancashire

kpop

bradley walsh

alri

*posts a picture of David Mitchell*

>r/incelselfies

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uhh wtf?

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just walked up some stairs

- Lancashire

think it would be better if you put it in the name field

why dont you suck him off bender

The jews are behind the virus

god exclusively killed non-whites

might go shove something up my spotty arse thinking of benders

-Lancashire

jews and gays aren't people

hooting

i like cocks

Maybe I will if he has a nice cock, faggot

sick of you virgin twats. would decimate you ants if i ever did see you around the block

big if true

hello virgin!

dont impersonate me please

-Lancashire

nothing wrong with being a virgin

would obliterate your jaw with a laser-targeted heem if you crossed my path

I'd like to see you try

zuig aan een golfbal

i.4cdn.org/gif/1585692998921.webm

did a quick wank on the way to work

sorry wasn't me

-Lancashire

lads am i doing this name gimmick right?

sucking a nigger

-Greater London

lucky

must've been getting the sucking of his lifetime

post below is a virgin

janny shan't be pleased
won't say more though

what was he wanking to

It looms

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shagged about 3 hours ago

Also I am trans don't know if that matters

My hair is falling out from all this work. Wish I had mates who could help me with it

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Now you lot have got all the non-Reddit flaggers all riled up.

NOOO!!! flags aren't working how will I get recognition for my banal posts
- Ted

> omg user, you can't ride a horse?
> lmao, you honestly think you ca dominate anything if you can't even handle a horse?
> what is that cute tingling thing between your legs?

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你有电晕吗
哈哈哈哈哈哈

was based the first time you posted it

cant be doing with this. that sort of thing isnt random thats a condition that he will be aware of, but the arrogant little cunt still drives thinking no doubt "he'll probably be alright". selfish fucking twat, horrible little cunt

- Lancashire

none of them are above a 4/10

Creasing because I've just sent a photo of an opened bit of my flatmates Ben and Jerrys and he's kicking off but he can't do fuck all cause he's gone ho,e

whats all this about flags. works on my machine

- Chad

ever seen annasucks/oralanna pal
- Ted

unironically just right wing virtue signalling

wish i had some apples. forgot to buy some. really like apples me.

has he said anything about gamers rights?

"Come join us in the fart room, user!"
"Very stinky today!"
How do you respond?

joke's on you i was an amateur jockey
*trots away*

*sparks you out*

how bout them apples

NEED a brit boyfriend

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same
- Ted

Bet Sargon was creaming about this

UNLIMITED POWER

EW STINKY

...

quality thread

If you are cute and in London I will consider your application

reeeEEEEEEE
twitter.com/githubstatus/status/1245809882529497088

- Lancashire

mrs toilberg

found a foolproof way of cheating on the gf whilst maintaining the illusion of fidelity (have a method)

pm me for details

...

>automatic cars

lmao

just love shagging blokes

- leftypol

Holy shit /our girl/

Jews bringing back tradwives

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gf in some sulky confrontational mood

Fuck off

sex haver

>le """far-right"""
cringe

seen her tits

gino di'campo is VERY upset with gordon ramsay lads

seen her minge

Ayeeeee go on I'll put on another episode of Boardwalk Empire weyyy ayeeee

send her my way
- Ted

seen her arsehole

want make cup of te

- Lancashire

blog.cloudflare.com/the-mistake-that-caused-1-1-1-3-to-block-lgbtqia-sites-today/

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lent her an apple charger in a mcdonalds service station and she tugged my willy

best shes quite gassy

what does QIA stand for?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN TRANNERINOS

The worst thing about Corona is I'm on the edge of fucking mental collapse because I haven't been able to masturbate in weeks as I never have time alone now.

Shit lads, I think coronavirus just flew over my house. Anyone seen it?

That fuckin bitch fed her husband to a Tiger

>#ClassicCrew

more like classic jew
*takes a bow*

wank in the shower or go for a walk in the woods virg

Queens in Africa

Just think they should suffer for being different tbqh. Simple as.

Queer, Idiot, Alien?

i dunno

never seen it
- Ted

gave her a couple of frazzles and she noshed the willard in return

Quite strange, no fap normally is revitalising

mental how mitt romney's first name is willard

might finish watching twilight eclipse tonight

- Lancashire

need a welsh mummy gf

youtube.com/watch?v=eoCcpMW8fSs

Lads, kino starts in 15 minutes

I believe it

Dear Sir/Madam,

doing a poo

Kind regards,
Cornwall

breathing lads
- Ted

leftypol bumming a brown orphan

kia ora

not breathing lads
- jo cox

>hook.png
mate...

earn around £300 a week and live quite comfortably desu

COYS can't use his trip because he got banned hahahahaha

where did everybody go?

genuinely cant stand this broken redditflags sort of hyperventilating a bit

- Lancashire

I downloaded that HBO Rome show after seeing it being posted here a few times, is it good?

nah

Queer
Intersex
Asexual

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fuck up

- Devon

Such is life in the 3rd world of Britistan

mistakes into miracles

yes

cornwall you up for a shagging by any chance

- Halifax Region