/brit/

morning

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he got corona

1 walk a day is too much

lol games are for spastics and children

Harsh but fair

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They've clearly found another tenant who will move in sooner

I'm a paki bender sex offender

still running a profitable business out of it haha

Why does this make some of you seethe?

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Wisdom tooth's giving me grief.

boris

el basado

Based

If you're not a communist you're a slave or bourgeoisie

couldn't survive lockdown without ASMR

>They've clearly found another tenant who will move in sooner
nah
coronavirus innit

sorry lads but /brit/ does NOT tolerate virgins
please see yourselves out immediately!

Gtfo nonce

is it the bbc interviewing someone about corona? literally only seen them interview non-whites

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lmao

what are you lot complaining about today?

it is aye

tittering

Learn to fish

Who is this

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kike nonce

really hope this is real

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I want all women to be beheaded

Any Englishmen in?

appalled by football clubs furloughing non-playing staff but still paying the players full wages

isabel from dursley

rorke... do we really have to go over this again???

learn to not get blown up by a car bomb

imagine using this crisis to shill for multiculturalism, these people are insane

my ex

reminder women age like milk and that all but the spergiest of coomer virgins will be fine after 30-35 assuming they dont fall for the tranny social virus

the uni just emailed me that apparently we're all clapping again tonight

the view

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Juventus players took a 4 month pay cut though

naw

just realised staying logged into your google account while doing captchas on Yas Forums is a bad idea

knew you were a paedo

Lmao the Irish immediately react with nigger behavior

Got anything new or is that it?

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leftypol thinks a man having a BMI over 16 is toxic masculinity, and a woman having a BMI under 30 means shes internalised oppressive patriarchal beauty standards

why? thats life, thats every company or organisation. those in carge throw all those who dont fit in the lifeboats overboard to fend for themselves before the lifeboats become absolutley necessary.

i'm in the kitchen here with all this fuckin yola (cocaina cocaina)
break up the brick mix that with the bakin soda (yeah)

how is that pedo?

why do europeans have shit windows like that? Do they really not allow you guys to fully open your windows?

Everywhere I've been in europe, continental and otherwise they have the little crank windows that only open up a slit. They never have full open windows.

that's what they are. they have a massive inferiority complex they'll never get over

race car gas the bikes now

A bmi over 21 for men is toxic masculinity IMO

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i took that screenshot so if i match with her i'll post more de lad
but you have to post fucking machines first

Your ancestors got genocided and we pardoned the people that did it because their scientific knowledge was worth more than your swindler jew ancestors lives hahahahahaha

so people dont jump out. pointless in america where everyone has guns

>not an incel
>generally respect women
>but fucking LOVE seeing shit like this
Why is it lads?

bbc.co.uk/news/business-52134141
Kots for everyone

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my uni halls had those windows because they thought we'd all kill ourselves unironically

Do you say the Netherlands or Holland?

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For me, it's metal mesh fly screens

Very creative.
Don't have fucking machines.
Have planty of cats and anime.
>Ancestors
Nobody in my family died, don't care.

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Pays-Bas

me

Business idea; Government writes off all debts including credit card and student loans

WHERE THE FUCK IS MONICA I MISS HER SOOOOO MUCH

Nederland.

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I'm right here, getting close to crying

what do you think about the Hasidic Jews that got their shit taken by the FBI?

source: old.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/ftayrz/hoarder_gets_masks_taken_away_by_fbi/

"wah-hee"

this crash was coming
world economies were way overinflated anyway

it's Way-hee

Thinking about Emma Watson’s poo lads.

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but its only one country now?

i genuinely hope you kill yourself

it's fuck off you boring cunt

If you don’t come out of the quarantine with a new hobby or skill or in noticeably better shape you’re a worthless piece of shit with no excuse, you’re just a lazy waste of space

Simple facks

yeah they needed an excuse, something else to blame so people wouldn't blame bankers like in 2008

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Nuts how women have both makeup AND phone filters to make their natural face unrecognisable

Something really ought to be done about 4/10s and 5/10s artificially boosting themselves into tricking countless men into thinking they're pretty

Why is it always the weird ethnics

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she sucked my cock before

>work asked for an email
>gave them an old one I never use
>later realised that if you put it in google the results are old profiles i had
>used to go by the handle nate_higgers
Reckon I’ll get the sack?

can smell the deeprooted insecurity from here

A new paradigm

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I'm SO glad you're safe monica, I don't know what I'd do without you here xxx

YOU WILL FUCKING RESPECT HER

i didn't panic buy now i'm living off takeaway orders and doubling in size so fuck you

>it's fuck off you boring cunt

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dad was watching sorcerers apprentice the other day and it's rated pg but during it, it showed a close up of a woman wearing a tiny little skirt with most of her arse exposed and some old man groping it on stage. bit weird.

based

Notes: EXTREMELY popular in Buenos Aires, Lima, Santiago

EXTREMELY unpopular in Mexico City, not a single match

Wonder why

For me it's the opposite, reasonably attractive bints sending themselves down into the depths of the uncanny valley

nah youll get a promotion

>let me spam the same stale webms again to make up for the fact i have no personality or anything interesting to say

*yawn*

hot water has been sabotaged...
my life is being sabotaged by these vile thugs in this disgusting place i am stuck in...
these disgusting thugs they can't beat me so what they do is they sabotage me and cheat me like this they arent strong ennough not human beings enough to beat me...
im saying urgently SOS please come to my rented flat now i dont want to wait til tormorrow and rescue me from these vile turds im trapped with... these vile turds have put me in a no hope situation in my life...
im Timothy james byrne and for some reason im being terrorised by these disgusting thugs here... basically I'm going to end their lives forr rhinking they can mess me around even once...please come here now and rescue me from this disgusting place im stuck in...i want somebody to sort this thing out... i am who i am saying i am and im not anybody else ok theres people hiding me away in this place and harassing my life... that thing up there in the ceiling is a particularly evil thing i want to sort this thing out and end its life for putting me in this situation where its messing me about... i want that thing up there to be killed ok...

business idea: force students to work for their education
5 years litter picking if want to go to uni

>>used to go by the handle hate_niggers

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Mad how most foreigners call Britain England

Fuck off Seamus. No taigs required.

first time in days
but seethe on you fuming cunt

Until the 2010s everyone called the Netherlands Holland

Fuck off Seamus. No taigs required.

why wouldn't you give your work your actual email that you actually do use?

me when i get the window fully open

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It's fine us law approves of it, getting arrested over coughing is fine.
They don't obey the law here anyways.
Why is there so much shit behind

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Everyone still does.

haven't shaved because lockdown/wfh

bard coming through.. patches fucking white, bits of ginger, one bit of really thick wiry hairs

FUCK facial hair

processing...

deadly virus = islam....?

struck a nerve, lad?

if i pass on corona to your elderly youll get early inheritance
do it now

been a long time since i last saw a shiggy diggy gimmick

why do muslims wash their hands a lot ?

and they don't even use toilet roll

Similar idea but it's fruit picking and over here

Got a nice mustache me, have mousy brown hair but my mustache is blonde like my hair as a kid, weird

Coming through nicely though, bit scratchy now, letting the rest of my beard do what it wants but have a massive bald patch on my left side

want to get ratarsed de lads

been a long time since i last saw a gimmick

have a big massive beard from not shaving during lockdown.

Reminder that you can add "dots" to your google email and it is still the same.

e.g. your email is [email protected]

you can also use

>[email protected]
>[email protected]
>[email protected]
>[email protected]
>[email protected]

they all redirect to [email protected]

nah but are you still mad or did you calm down?

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Drinking a nice can of coke right now

they wash them before praying

Ritual cleanliness for prayer time

chebs?

ritual purity

Quarantine Tarantino

is that true?
i heard soneone say if you move to aus you have to do a years public service or some shit

you leave me alone in this country

haha

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kys coomer

so youre clean before god
its to show respect
you wouldnt want to be dirty and smelly before god would you?

wtf

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Not really

its a shame they dont wash anywhere else. worked at a warehouse in the summer and there was a paki there that absolutely reeked of BO to the point you could smell him from half way across the warehouse. fucking disgusting cunt

why would you want them open fully for

also i doubt even america is dumb enough to let people open their windows completely in tall buildings

hope you lads are gonna clap for the brave NHS workers at 8 tonight

sue

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murkins. worse than gypsies.

is this true lads

Its nearly 3am and i cant stop listening to Irish roadmen music

youtube.com/watch?v=PJBh-lF72xo

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if i work at Tesco can i move to America to work at Walmart?

should have just told him to shower you little fanny

Can’t trust those Mexicans

they dont. there's people in the reddit thread that very image is from, admitting that they dont wash their hands

blimmin eck lol

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finally people are beginning to see through the tory lies

conspiracy mongs should be locked up

Tesco is nowhere near as grim as Walmart I don’t even think you have an equivalent

So no

but why does that matter if you only clean before prayer
surely you should always be clean as god is all see/all knowing
surely he sees when youre a dirty little pervert and groom/rape infidels that are underage?

There's quite a few different visas and professional accreditation schemes with requirements like that but yeah
immi.homeaffairs.gov.au/visas/working-in-australia/regional-migration

Repotted a load of house plants today. Propagated a few too.
What have you lot done today?

Shit you're right.

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Everyone at the grocery store was wearing face masks and the cashiers were behind plexiglass

This shit is so retarded

The majority of yanks are now schizophrenic

ye

support.google.com/mail/answer/7436150?hl=en

>If someone accidentally adds dots to your address when emailing you, you'll still get that email. For example, if your email is [email protected], you own all dotted versions of your address:

>[email protected]
>[email protected]
>[email protected]

hes right though

wake up sheeple