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who's gonna co-star alongside Jonah Hill in the film, do you reckon?

Corona party
youtube.com/watch?v=UgChZVA4vdc

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no one asked

ministry of defence and musical instrument digital interface

>cheat month
Hasn't even been a month of lockdown yet, bloody porker

Need to identify myself online to get these bennies flowing fs should just give us all a grand like Trump is doing

Im a girl

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honestly though that was an ape dressed up in human clothes from the thumbnail

you should be locked up

why do they walk around with their arse out? thought black were extra scared of being called gay

who's gonna co-star alongside Melissa McCarthy in the film, do you reckon?

newgrounds.com/portal/view/588723
Heyyyyyyyy

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>black
yankoids are a special thing

just downloaded a pedometer

Extremely based

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mental how when janny is doing a business deal they offer him a 0%-100% cut and he agrees

bet it's going off like a rocket if you're holding it

melissa mcarthy is posting in this ITT

>clogwog
>posting about americans

never seen this before

how can a supermarket be full of everything except the toilet paper, what is wrong with people

everyone is stuck at home wanking

I don't speak paki

>in this ITT
well done

newgrounds.com/portal/view/728415

My test results gave me in the flip flopper section. Funny right

whys the guy talking about marbles like that
hes saying they might run out of energy. he said some of them dont like to go for the overtake
is he mental?

>my mfw when someone posted in this ITT in this ITT

120731166
but i bought a full crate of nose tissue, it’s just the toilet paper that’s missing

I think it's a little bit of fun, a laugh if you will

They're only putting small amounts to trick people

anybody remember her?

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Are you a woman? 145lbs is auschwitz tier for a grown man.

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Puttering

just knocked down a coronavirus as he was crossing the street #mammalgang

Thinking about Emma Watson’s vagina lads.

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Do Brits really not know what personification is?

fuck are you on about? I'm 120 lbs

Looking at a job advert for an "Analyst" in London. Pays £28-35k, and yet they demand that applicants have "Bachelor's degree from Russell Group or Ivy League university", "Mater's degree from Russell Group or Ivy League University", and "Experience playing for a first-division sports team". Bizarre set of criteria for what's quite a low-paid job desu, particularly given that the job has nothing to do with sports.

looks like a tranny in that pic

watch the video spud

do you know what fishing is?

This clapping business is the cringiest shit I've ever seen, but you can't say it out loud or you get lynched

Of course, she embezzled all the grenfell money so Stormzy got the mandem to make her give it to corona instead

Zoomers? Not a fan.

It's an improvement

t minus four hours lads

a fucking CUNT

as if internet isn't essential right now

Lads applying for bennies online is a fucking melt. How does anyone have the patience to set up these like six accounts and provide photo ID over the internet and everything for less than you'd get with an onlyfans, even as an ugly runtoid lad?

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*surreptitiously passes your post on to GCHQ*

You get lynched just for saying you're English these days

Can't decide which of my snacks to consoom first

-COYS

So it's true you dont

it's a start ngl
bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-52131940

8 and a half stone. you weigh as much as a 5'2" female.

just got lynched for saying that boris is doing a good job

>britclaps

Heard the ole ‘rona was wiping out all the wogs in the UK.

For me it's the Classical Liberal

-COYS

leftypol having an anxiety attack because 5G is going to kill xim when it's switched on.

I'm 5'11

was hoping for a based reply such as this

Not far off

enjoyed this. quite relevant and amusing. well done

thoughts on wynona's big brown beaver?

post body
I'm 5'11 and used to weigh 10 stone, and I looked like I was wasting away

Reckon you're lying

going for something to eat

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Haha xx

EE
AYY
SPORTS

2 states make up 50% of the US deaths and cases
fuck jew york and fuck poo jersey

>boris is doing a good job
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1585317005064.webm
>PM goes on hand shaking spree with known corona patients and infects healthy people
>doesn't take it seriously and then gets told (ordered) by Macron
express.co.uk/news/uk/1258543/Boris-Johnson-news-coronavirus-latest-france-emmanuel-macron-covid-19-lockdown

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5'11 gang 5'11 gang 5'11 gang 5'11 gang
a feather under 12 stone, me

not enough of it on my face

i'm sitting at
121kg (5'6)
up 1kg since the start of the pandemic

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doing a poo

Banning eating cats and dogs isn't going to do a fucking thing though. People will still do it and eating cats and dogs isn't why we have this Covid-19 pandemic right now.

It's on Indeed and it's for Arieli & Company. Check it out if you don't believe me

irish are desperate for our attention. its pathetic

fucking christ
go for a run tubster

and what does that have to do with British culture?

Watching Dan Bell Dead Mall Series

10kg more and almost a foot shorter than me
you sir are a veritable manball

based chad herd immunity superspreader
not that a pussy clogwog like you or macron with his 90 year old wife would understand

you weigh 267lbs ffs
you're more than double that other lad

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hence the qualifier
i would advocate for a world we don't eat any meat, but that's too
>soyboy

>there are people ITT who call themselves "Men" but are shorter than me (6'3")
LMAO

they were the british colonies

for me it's:
british posters
irish posters
australian posters
all other foreign muck

in that order

KINO

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Would be easier to just post the link liar

Manhood is a lifestyle not a statistic

-COYS

it's really truly a big great pity, that a man called Johnny Cash is actually a dead person by now, well does anybody want know how he died, well I can tell that reason right here and right now, well he died into the diabetes complications.

Based Chad

>in that order
from short to tall?
GOTTEM

at least im not balding

grandad just gave me his 18 ct gold watch

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How tf do I stop eating crisps after doing cardio
I dont wanna be fat anymore

BMI is a fascist weapon of social control

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former British realm, lost solely due to greed and apathy of the retarded overseers

>Adam Schlesinger: Stacy’s Mom songwriter dies aged 52 with coronavirus

Feels like the fatality ages are getting lower and lower, very concerning desu.

BASED Dutch genetics. I'm pseudo-Dutch and also 6'3

1. brits
2. aussies
3. poo peelanders
4. canadians

9001. yanks
90001. clogwog
90000001. the irish

cope

hello stewart lee
I don't think this new material's very good
needs refinement

Now owned by Israel that went well

sounds like non-essential travel to me

mad how the most advanced, richest country in the world is going to suffer the most

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cry american flag dis aint yo blog

Yeah but cba now

Yesssiree and you ever heard of
Fredddie mercury?
Took a cock up the ass and died killed him stone dead it did mmmmmhmmmm

Watching your mum take 4 chinky dicks on Wonged.com

nah